Step 1: donât screw it up
Failed step 1
you had one job
wallacepolsom
i don't do bad sauce passes
Peter Solarz
Mike Driver

Kaledo Art

pixel skylines

titsay
dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
RMH
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
đȘŒ

izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle

Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
Jules of Nature
trying on a metaphor

romaâ
Stranger Things

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@miniature-wombat
Step 1: donât screw it up
Failed step 1
you had one job
âCommission request: two girls kissing on prom night.â
My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row
âis this fat bitch crying againâ
This is hilarious
Does she fancy me?
Or is she just being friendly?
My favourite game
Update: she fancies me
Update: Sheâs my girlfriend
Update: We live together
Update: We just got our first house đĄ
Update: Hereâs us with our first Christmas Tree
Update: Hereâs a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday
Update, weâre engaged
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
Female Awesome Meme (12/15) Lead Female Characters: Meredith Grey. âYou donât get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. Iâm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You donât get to call me a whore.â
Pizzamas is coming up!
What kind of beautiful witchcraft is this
Pizzamas is heeeere yeah
Tracey for the win!
She saw a manâŠ
Relatable
This makes me happy
đ @miniature-wombat possumâs wirlpool?
Definitly!
If you canât find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesnât deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblogâŠ
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
donât let tumblr make you believe that you have to have:
-a dollar to your name
-an acre of land
-a troop to command
-a dollop of fame
itâs okay if all you have is:
-your honor
-a tolerance for pain
-a couple of college credits
-your top notch brain
bisexual people arenât more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day⊠And also I have a lot of homework
Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper
stop the objectification of rabbits now
??????????
GOOD
But did Alexis Mateo ever get reunited with her lover Bobby from the army???
DID SHE?????