Stuff and Things

TV-addict, social worker, shark enthusiast, sloth lover, 80's music weirdo, YA LGBTQ+ novels devotee, YouTube fangirl and so much more.

[snappysprinkledog]

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

[wilwheaton]

you had one job

[wendinella]

“Commission request: two girls kissing on prom night.”

[thatcatpersondotjpeg]

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

[spideyytorch]

“is this fat bitch crying again”

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[aprilkepners-archive]

Female Awesome Meme (12/15) Lead Female Characters: Meredith Grey. “You don’t get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I’m all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don’t get to call me a whore.”

[hanklerfishcomic]

Pizzamas is coming up!

[pizzajohn]

What kind of beautiful witchcraft is this

[miniature-wombat]

Pizzamas is heeeere yeah

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[miniature-wombat]

Tracey for the win!

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

She saw a man…

[luncheon-aspic]

Relatable

[poyzn]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

This makes me happy

[thediaryofawombat]

😍 @miniature-wombat possum’s wirlpool?

[miniature-wombat]

Definitly!

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

don’t let tumblr make you believe that you have to have:

-a dollar to your name

-an acre of land

-a troop to command

-a dollop of fame

it’s okay if all you have is:

-your honor

-a tolerance for pain

-a couple of college credits

-your top notch brain

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[darnni]

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

[awwww-cute]

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

[sweet-bitsy]

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

[silverghostash-deactivated20260]

stop the objectification of rabbits now

[iguanamouth]

??????????

[snoozlebee]

GOOD

[katyalater]

But did Alexis Mateo ever get reunited with her lover Bobby from the army???

[miniature-wombat]

DID SHE?????