mostly punk markiplier

i make punk edits. and stuff. icon from @dork-iplier ❤️

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hi im still here just back after many many months

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here’s some beach gifs, they’re all mine and from my trip this past year. -rodanthe, nc

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shameless self promo

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haven’t been on here in a long time, but just made another edit ♡

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[therealjacksepticeye]

THE GREEN HAIR IS BACK

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

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Always reblog

[erose130]

Boys never messed with me cause I openly threatened them if they did. I was a quite chaotic child but no one really messed with me.

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reblog forever

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eeeeeeeeeeeeee bb

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bby

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oh you cute punk rocker

photo from : @dogiplier

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blue eyed baby boy (ノ・ω・)ノ

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i got bored... made a dark edit.... whoops

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reba trying to say ice

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

[rockcubes]

im uncle phil in the back

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

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merry christmas eve 🎄❤️

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as soon as i post a selfie i’m reminded on how much i love this community. 💓

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oh look it’s my face. ✨

[just-shower-thoughts]

There will be many people,who over the next couple of days will be experiencing a hard and difficult time alone. Thoughts and best wishes are with you. Take care.

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

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PSA PSA PSA!!