Equal Rights For Minicons!

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[miniconrightsactivist]

So... some things have happened while Lingo’s been absent from the blog 

or rather

some ones have happened while Lingo’s been absent... 

From little pudding blobs to almost bipeds having defined little fingers and toes and everything. 

Juke’s been a good dad, adores his little ninja-faced babies, even if his preferred method of transportation gives his wife a heart attack

USE YOUR HANDS 

YOU HAVE THEM NOW 

[miniconrightsactivist]

princeofdarkmount‌:

WELL I DIDN’T HAVE THE KNIFE OR MAKE ANY EFFORT TO GO GRAB IT TO EVEN START CUTTING THE CAKE. NOR DID I PARTICIPATE IN THE CUTTING ITSELF. I ONLY SPECTATED. 

SO AGAIN- NOT MY FAULT.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FAULT THAT YOU BROUGHT UP THE IDEA THAT ANYTHING WORSE THAN A TORN DRESS AND A CUT CAKE WAS HAPPENING TO BARBIE 

QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE TO THE BABY 

[miniconrightsactivist]

princeofdarkmount‌:

miniconrightsactivist‌:

WELL HE WASN’T AND WE DIDN’T BUT HE SURE IS NOW 

GOOD GOING 

NO IT ISN’T. I WASN’T THE ONE WHO TOOK A KNIFE TO BARBIE’S FRAGGING DRESS.  THAT WAS ALL OF YOU, NOT ME. I HAD NO PART IN THAT DISASTER. 

THE CAKE WAS AS TALL AS I AM CLEARLY IT WASN’T ME CUTTING IT 

YOU’RE NOT EXEMPT FROM THAT

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princeofdarkmount‌:

Well as far as Quickshaft was concerned at the time, we were! So there!

WELL HE WASN’T AND WE DIDN’T BUT HE SURE IS NOW 

GOOD GOING 

[hislittlelegacy]

I never want to have another birthday party ever again.

[miniconrightsactivist]

We really thought you would like the barbie cake Quickie we’re all really really sorry about that 

[hislittlelegacy]

It’s okay ;;A;; she got to keep her dress thanks to mom having a spare cake from Blue Eyed Megatron and Smokescreen

[miniconrightsactivist]

Haha yeah- 

That sure was lucky that they brought a spare. It was very thoughtful of them huh. 

[miniconrightsactivist]

heligooddeals‌:

unknownsoldiers‌:

heligooddeals‌:

#Who knew so many Decepticons had a mommy kink#They murder bc they want your attention

You stop that right now.

You are right, Redstrike is the mommy. You are the daddy. My mistake.

I regret ever knowing you.

You and me both =n=

[hislittlelegacy]

I never want to have another birthday party ever again.

[princeofdarkmount]

If it’s any consolation, now we know to avoid getting you anything that could potentially involve disemboweling your idol, little light. 

[miniconrightsactivist]

WE DIDN’T DISEMBOWEL HER, ARK, FOR FUCK’S SAKE 

HER ORGANS ARE INTACT IT WAS JUST HER DRESS 

[hislittlelegacy]

I never want to have another birthday party ever again.

[miniconrightsactivist]

We really thought you would like the barbie cake Quickie we’re all really really sorry about that 

[miniconrightsactivist]

unknownsoldiers‌:

WELL MAYBE I WILL!! 

… ..  HE’S NOT ANSWERING BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

#They have a type and it’s you#clearly

#Maybe if you scream at them enough they’ll leave

[unknownsoldiers]

[miniconrightsactivist]

#You're just mad that im right

[miniconrightsactivist]

unknownsoldiers‌:

WELL MAYBE I WILL!! 

… ..  HE’S NOT ANSWERING BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

#They have a type and it's you#clearly

#Maybe if you scream at them enough they'll leave

[miniconrightsactivist]

unknownsoldiers‌:

#WHAT DID YOU DO LIEUTENANT

I DID NOT DO ANYTHING!! MAYBE YOU JUST ATTRACT BIG DANGEROUS, MURDER TANKS

#*gestures loudly at Tormentor if he were here*#*GESTURES AT THE MULTIPLYING TARNS*#THERE IS A PATTERN HERE

DON’T BRING YOUR EX INTO THIS UNLESS YOU’RE GONNA CALL HIM AND TELL HIM TO COME GET ME CUZ I’M SURROUNDED BY MURDER TANKS 

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[unknownsoldiers]

#This is Lieutenant’s fault isn’t it

You get involved with ONE TARN and suddenly you are affiliated with EVERY TARN

[miniconrightsactivist]

#No Lingo that's my husband-not-husband's Tarn#It's a long story#But I havent flirted with this one

WELL THEN YOU’RE DEFINITELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ONE

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[unknownsoldiers]

MUSE’S HANDWRITING!

Go ( here ) & pick out a font that resembles your muse’s handwriting the closest.

((Could use this meme to actually do Lieu’s handwriting. OR could use it for Drunk!Lieu dunking on Pharma. I chose the latter.))

Tagged: @forgedcold​

Tagging: @heligooddeals​ @princeofdarkmount​ @primuswhyme​ @koi-dog-bot​ @miniconrightsactivist​ @wily-red-and-galeforce-gold​

[miniconrightsactivist]

[unknownsoldiers]

[miniconrightsactivist]

[unknownsoldiers]

MUSE’S HANDWRITING!

Go ( here ) & pick out a font that resembles your muse’s handwriting the closest.

((Could use this meme to actually do Lieu’s handwriting. OR could use it for Drunk!Lieu dunking on Pharma. I chose the latter.))

Tagged: @forgedcold​

Tagging: @heligooddeals​ @princeofdarkmount​ @primuswhyme​ @koi-dog-bot​ @miniconrightsactivist​ @wily-red-and-galeforce-gold​

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