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ISFP: Please never become a surgeon.
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ENTP: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
ISFP: Please never become a surgeon.
INFJ: I want you to kill my ex, but make it seem like an accident.
ESTP: Say no more.
[Later]
ISTJ detective: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet.
The types as quotes from people with that type:
The types as quotes from actual people with that type:
ESFP - “Well the sales tax in Hawaii is really good so I had to buy couture shoes to capatalize on that.”
ESFJ - “You look sad. Do you want to talk about your nemesis? Will that help?”
ESTP - “I’m not saying I would have sex with myself, just that if there were three of me and the other two were; well, I’d watch.”
ESTJ - “It’s not that you’re wrong so much as you are breaking the rules, and the rules clearly state that you’re an idiot.”
ENFP - “Paint ball is better than lazer tag because there’s the potetial to get hurt and why bother otherwise.”
ENFJ - “This makes me want to write a haiku about my feelings, I’m going to put it on the back of my next mixtape.”
ENTP - “Please dont be dissapointed in me but I started a protest in class because I was bored.”
ENTJ - “I made you a list of why you’re wrong. It’s three pages and not even double spaced.”
ISFP - “I think if you look hard enough everybody is a tortured soul. Like Lana Del Ray.”
ISFJ - “I don’t know how to help I already made a casserole what do I do”
ISTP - “Go get the iodine I found my flame thrower.”
ISTJ - “You don’t understand, I love this venitian plaster wall more than you.”
INFP - “I made myself sad thinking about a divorced fox just now. His poor children.”
INFJ - “I don’t know I just had a feeling.”
INTP - “I could be lying but-” //walks away//
INTJ - “Have you considered lobotomising yourself in the name of science?”
I mean, if this isn’t your dream, what the fuck are doing with your life.
Having to deal with an ENTP: part 1
ENTPxINTJ: shit we text each other
ENTP
INTJ
So i’ve found this treasure on pinterest today
ENTP: I'm totally a top. I'm such a dom.
INTJ: *snorting loudly*
ENTP: WHAT? IT'S TRUE!
INTJ: *shoves them in front of ESTP*
ESTP: Hi there! ;)
ENTP: Shit.
All Type Advice
Stop blaming your immature behavior on your type. Stop halting your development as a person because “this is how my type is!” No. That’s how a child is. Stop using the faults of your type to be shitty, do better.
INFJ: I don’t sweat.
ENTP:Â Everyone sweats.
INFP:Â Not INFJ. They never sweat.
ENTP:Â What do you mean they never sweat?
INFJ: Sweating is gross. So I don’t do it.
The types and rules
ISFP: so particular about their own perceived rules, and may make sure that everyone else is following the rules to a t ESFP: is actually really fond of policies and procedures. Can give you a headache if you don’t follow their policies, but in the next moment they might be drunk driving ISTP: will break the rules if they want to, will follow them if they feel like it ESTP: makes everyone think they’re following the rules when really they’re finding loop holes through all of them ISFJ: follows rules because rules are made for a reason ESFJ: isn’t aware that there are rules, may accidentally be breaking them INFP: will make out that they love the rules and may use rules as an excuse for not making their own decisions ENFP: generally follows the rules unless breaking one would be very fun INFJ: you THINK they’re following the rules, but they’re very open about breaking a few because they know they can get away with it ENFJ: breaks so many unspoken rules INTJ: if they think the rules are stupid they won’t follow them. But they’re very strict about the rules they make, as they deem them worthy ENTJ: will follow the rules unless they know they can get away with breaking them INTP: rules just kind of exist for them. ENTP: breaks all the rules but somehow gets away with it ESTJ: makes the rules and breaks them ISTJ: follows the rules because the alternative is too inconvenient
Something I noticed
Has every ENTP a crush on satan? Bc I noticed a pattern here on tumblr (and I'm all here for it, don't get me wrong)
I saw people debating on some mbti sites about what type satan could be and the ones that came out the most were ENTP and INTJ
Entp week! Day seven!
To honour entps everywhere I would like to give them this award:
Whether it’s at work, at school, or in the vegetable aisle, you guys always have just one more thing to add!
Keep on not arguing!
seeing someone u like in public
*tries to stealthily escape, runs into a trash can, falls over into it*: INTP, ISTJ, INTJ, INFJ
*smiles super awkwardly and gives a forced greeting when said crush sees them*: ISFJ, ISFP, ESFP, INFP
“So…this weather, huh!”: ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENFP
All three, in that order: ENTJ, ENTP, ESTP, ISTP
ENTP: “People say I laugh at everything.” ISTJ: “Yeah.” ENTP: “But it’s not true, is it?” ISTJ: “You’d laugh if the WW3 came, so I’d say it’s pretty accurate.”
MBTI Types as Salem Gifs
ESFJ
ISFJ
ESFP
ISFP
ENFJ
INFJ
ENFP
INFP
ESTJ
ISTJ
ESTP
ISTP
ENTJ
INTJ
ENTP
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