Accordion my love

Welsh gal legit just vibing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🪗🏳️‍🌈 Bigots, monarchists, and people who believe in trickle down economics will be ✨blocked✨

[electricheart]

it’s so true that the greatest weapon against nihilism and existential despair is to find joy in the mundane and never stop chasing after love

[doesanyoneknowifwehavedrtomorrow]

There is 15 tomorrows til June 24th, the release date of deltarune chapter 5!

We're so fucking back, found out bc my friend who watched the direct told me

[curesforwritersblock]

no guys….i’m so happy...for you…..i’m not jealous….at…..all……..

[minikker02]

I'm sure there's something in how associated cats are with femininity and how willing people are to be extremely cruel to and about cats, but I can't quite put it into words. Like, joking about poisoning a dog or hitting a dog with your car is unacceptable, but people are far more comfortable 'joking' like that about cats.

Just been on my mind because a few years a ago a neighbours dog jumped our fence, dug into the chicken coop, and killed all our chickens which was absolutely devastating, but didn't inspire the extreme level of hatred people seem to have for cats. Idk.

[minikker02]

Also, this post is specific to the UK. I don't know much about cat behavior internationally, but I do know people in the UK argue that they should be allowed to be cruel to cats because cats are bad for native wildlife (and I know that studies done on cat hunting behaviour in the UK like Lockwood, Bulling, and Huck 2025 show in the UK, statistically 3% of prey are red list birds, and 0.21% are European Conservation species. The vast Vast majority of prey are non-native 'pest' species, usually mice, brown rats, and grey squirrels). I'm pretty suspicious of this argument because, A) I don't think this is a valid argument for animal cruelty, and B) a similar, equally flawed argument could be made concerning the far worse and far more conclusively proven effect dogs have on uk-native ground nesting birds (even discounting dogs killing ground nesting birds, people walking dogs off the lead in areas like wetlands, moors, and the coastline has been very conclusively proven to prevent bird breeding, and has a very serious negative effect on conservation efforts).

I also have two well trained dogs, a cat, and seven hens (we buried a shit tonne of mesh skirt around their run after the incident with the neighbours dog).

[minikker02]

I'm sure there's something in how associated cats are with femininity and how willing people are to be extremely cruel to and about cats, but I can't quite put it into words. Like, joking about poisoning a dog or hitting a dog with your car is unacceptable, but people are far more comfortable 'joking' like that about cats.

Just been on my mind because a few years a ago a neighbours dog jumped our fence, dug into the chicken coop, and killed all our chickens which was absolutely devastating, but didn't inspire the extreme level of hatred people seem to have for cats. Idk.

[minikker02]

The people online getting upset about the fascist rally in London being called far-right are high key super embarrassing. Like imagine being far right and a massive coward. Anyway, hope their Internet connection fails and they have to interact with reality for a while. Might make them less stupid.

[lizardsister]

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ismaurice]

How the finale felt

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

The innovation. Shoutout to engineering oh and flower pots and shit.

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

The innovation. Shoutout to engineering oh and flower pots and shit.

[planeposting]

Stabilize our trajectory please

Pitch up

Pitch down

Left rudder

Right rudder

Left roll

Right roll

No1 engine thrust

No2 engine thrust

Flap angle

Altitude

Voting ended onMay 10

I just wanna see how we crash this plane

# of likes = # of passengers on board

# of reblogs = # of flight hours the pilots have

Good luck soldiers

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

[the-knife-consumer]

Water lore‼️‼️

[thelooniemoonie]

what the fuck is going on in Kalos

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

You are like little baby. Eat my chalk hills and limestone cliffs.

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

Britain is mostly a limescale deposit on a lost bit of Norway so perhaps we are limescales Georg.

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

No

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative