[minikloon]

about page + carrd

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[minikloon]

baby dungeons bosses

[minikloon]

they are girlfriends!

[marineford-deactivated20210805]

jerma traits that make sense:

closes the car door with his hip

is a virgo

has an older brother

helped said older brother with baseball pitching practice, wherein jerma would just be decked out in hockey pads and get hit with the baseballs for an hour

hates ovens, is scared of them

also hates tape

times his stubble for events by shaving 3 days before said event so it looks like “timed stubble”

considers himself a “disciplined emotional”

can imitate a crying baby near perfectly

was a substitute teacher

went to film school

doesn’t know anything about pokemon

ate tuna out of the can three times a day for years

[marineford-deactivated20210805]

adding onto this with some more tidbits i remembered:

ran home from elementary school every day after flipping off a bully from his grandmother’s car. he ran home because he was scared of being beaten up by said bully. he never was.

compares approaching bees to “confronting cyberbullies”

believes that we should tap into “tree DNA” to make it so our limbs can grow back

doesnt know where the water goes when you flush the toilet, and says he “doesn’t ask any more questions” about it

is extremely self conscious about what he watches on the tv at the dentist. so much so that he thinks anything outside of nature documentaries is “weird and fucked up” to watch during a dentist appointment

believes we will “evolutionize out” fingernails

believes there will be a “new jesus christ” in the future. named this new christ “chaos christ”

is afraid to have children, because he thinks his kid will “come into my room and night and bite my neck and drain all my powers”

[outofcontextdiscord]

[akumeoy]

the nintendo ds has the best graphics of any video gaming system

[minikloon]

i installed tiktok and i’ve just been shadowbanned 70% of the time because i keep posting bangers.

[ark-blocks]

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[racial]

honestly if you don’t want cat ears & a tail you’re fucking lying. grow up.

[minikloon]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[minikloon]

this post reminded me that i got my 2nd handle at 442 runs at cata 34 lmao (no reroll)

[minikloon]

I👈am ❕ Livid 😳, Master👑of🥺Shadows😱.

This👉Orb 👊 you 🤡see👁️, is🌩️Thorn👻, or ⛏️what ⁉️ is 🗓️ left 🤛 of 👄him😂.

Impossible!😨❗ How❓ did🙈 you🙋 figure🤔 out🚥 which🔢 one☝️ I👈 was?!⁉️ If🔁 you🙊 think💭 this👉 is🗓️ the🙂 end,🔚 you🙉 are✅ so🏔️ wrong❎! My✊ shadows😱 are💫 everywhere🌍, THEY💪 WILL🔴 FIND👁️ YOU🐵‼️!!!

[ovur]

[cowboy]

White People, Inc.

[glittergroovy]

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[helmachronic]

He looks like a show horse who was very suddenly turned into a human

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

is this stomach acid irritating your esophageal lining queen