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Pissy boy

Crying I accidentally opened this blog for the first time in forever and get this lmao

Hii went on here and saw some ppl aren't aware so. I'm @vividkiss now

foulserpent

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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You are important to people. It may seem sometimes that no one would care if you were gone but that is simply untrue. Even minor interactions you have with people leave big afterafects on them. The barista who smiles brightly, the girl on the street who compliments people’s outfits, the little kid who waves at people, the people who sing and play music on corners. All of these things involve minor interactions and can have huge effects on people! Even if you just smiled at someone in the street! You are important, even if all you do is small things!

#been thinking abot this lately actually #q

hothotmiso

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larkstonguesinaspicpart1

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.

Icon.

lesmiserableslove

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

histry-buff-deactivated20170618

Hey quick question what the fuck

urulokid

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

butchious

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

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etct-deactivated20240208

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midiport

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

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jackironsides

Them: oh god I hope the OP doesn’t notice me liking a dozen of their posts and hates me for it

Me, watching a dozen notes pop up on ancient posts: oh dang, I forgot I wrote that. *clicks through* I’m still proud of this. I almost want to reblog it. Thx for the memory tour, mysterious note-leaver.

jackironsides

The irony of being reminded that I made this post because it turned up on my activity page after someone reblogged it.

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thyrell

cis people who legitimately questioned their gender and decided they were cis are cis, but theyre not cis about it. i respect that.

thyrell

exactly!! even if youre cis, examining your relationship with gender closely like that is only gonna help you understand yourself and grow as a person!!!

ladyofthelake13

gender is a social construct. You get to inspect your own construction site to make sure it’s up to code.

lilydragonartist-roleplayer

Lovely! We need more of this!

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beangods

it's really funny to me in all these tumblr sexyman compilations NONE of them include jack frost from rise of the guardians . . . that dude was all over the place 2012-2015 when rise of the brave tangled dragons (superwholock for people who like cartoons) was big and now . . . NOTHING. and apparently despite its brief cult status rotg was a cinematic flop so just. wow. her impact. go girl give us nothing

#rotg was a fantastic movie tho #but its so weird how fast it died #q

shittysawtraps

Hello, Emily. You claim to be a monsterfucker, and yet you have fucked no monsters. Riding towards you on a tricycle is my puppet Billy. You have five minutes to figure out how that will work

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