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hey, lovelies! i’m a brand new human sans blog based on the undertale theory of humans to skeletons, which i first heard from ross on the steam train playthrough of undertale. if you’re okay roleplaying with me, could you possibly reblog this? you don’t have to be in the undertale fandom to reblog it!

#( out of guarding. )#( i'm always a slut for followers and threads )

halfwitsoul-blog

brother killer.

YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.

HALFWITSOUL. ind. human sans based on the human-to-skeleton undertale theory.

#( self promo. )#( FURIOUS NODDING #YEP YEP SANS IS MY CHILD )

there are two songs for mettaton. "gasoline" by halsey and "sexy and and i know it"

#( out of guarding. )#( HELP METTATON HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE )

mettaton: i dunno, i just like all kinds of genders, y'know?

sans: have you METTATON

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papyrus: SANS GET THE FUCK OUT

#( out of guarding. )

this has probably already been done before, but fuck it.

#( out of guarding. )#( FUCKIN OMEGA FLOWEY YO )

I really need someone to talk to. My grandmother thinks I should stop going to therapy because it's not helping me at school, when it's not all about fucking school. The reason I started going was because of my mental health and because I was so close to killing myself. And now it's turning that way again. Someone help me.

#( out of guarding. )#take my phone; i take your eyes ( mobile. )#( tw: negative. )#( tw: suicide mention. )

letswiither-blog

@minimumwagebullshit·!!!

“Hey, little one! What are you doing in the storage room all by your lonesome? Where are your parents, honeybun?”

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⌛ --- ‘ HUH? AH JUST wandered back here because ah saw some guy in a purple outfit. d’ya know ‘im? ’

#letswiither #but this is 1987 ( v: 0. )

How to murder

Step 1: put the knife right in

Step 2: take the knife on out

Step 3: put the knife back in

Step 4: and twist it all about

Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

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i’m a girl with a nasty bite! i’m a chicken with an appetite!

THE OTHER ONE IS JUST SOME PARTY GIRL! I’VE GOT MORE FIGHT, JUST ASK THE WORLD!

LETSWIITHER ind. human withered chica from the second installment in the horror game saga five nights at freddy’s.

#( out of guarding. )#holds out hands like will smith ( promos. )#( MY SISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER)

##353 icons of scarlett johansson in the first portion in the 2014 movie “lucy” made for my sister’s upcoming withered chica blog, but for free use by anyone. screencaps were not taken by me. they can be found here. please like or reblog this post if you use them. be sure to give credit, even if you do not edit them. ( download. )

#( out of guarding. )#look at this garbage ( sans makes shit. )#scarlett johansson rp icons #scarlett johansson icons #scarjo rp icons #scarjo icons

so, my sister wants to make a withered chica using my scarjo icons when i’m finished with them. take this poll so she knows whether or not to make it. this will be the first fnaf character she's played. she’s only thirteen, so she's afraid everyone will write her off as one of the kids who only wants to roleplay getting fucked in the ass by foxy, but she’s mature and literate way beyond her years. you guys should like her.

#( out of guarding. )#sans helps out his friends ( doing good deeds. )