( HIATUS !! ) ☠ PUNS. ( ap ) ☠

BANNER. ON HIATUS: feb. 16th, 2016 - ???

[halfwitsoul-blog]

REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

i’ve got some bad news. i’ve pretty much lost muse for sans. the good news is that i’ve gained muse for an au harry potter, who can be found here. this blog will be on hiatus until i can find a way to gain this muse once more. if you’d like to continue interacting with me, consider following the blog i have linked up above. don’t take this as me leaving the undertale fandom. i’m just in a rut with sans right now. i’ll try to be back soon, darlings!

[issuchathing-blog]

ONCE MERELY TO BE STRONG, TO LIVE, WAS MORAL. WITHIN THESE UNIFORMS WE ACCEPT THE EVIL WE WERE CHOSEN TO DELIVER, AND NO ACT HUMAN OR BENIGN CAN FREE US FROM OURSELVES. WAIT, SLEEP, BLIND SOLDIERS OF A BLIND WILL, AND LISTEN FOR THAT OLD COMMAND DREAMING OF AUTHORITY.

ISSUCHATHING. ind. harry potter based on the “harry is insane, hogwarts is an asylum” theory. excerpt from the negatives by phillip levine.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

( redoes skype dump because it glitched out on my laptop and i had to make a new account )

[issuchathing-blog]

hello, sweeties! i’m a brand-new harry potter based on the heartbreaking theory of harry being insane. if you’re okay roleplaying with this angst-inducing little shit, please like or reblog this. thanks in advance!

[halfwitsoul-blog]

when ur sister finds out about ur harry blog and starts making a hermione

[issuchathing-blog]

now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it.

ALREADY CHOKING ON MY PRIDE, GUESS THERE’S NO USE CRYING ABOUT IT.

ISSUCHATHING. ind. harry potter based on the harry potter insanity theory.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

TUMBLR IS THAT A FUCKIN PUN

[lutecelife-deactivated20170122]

Type the name of your favorite character into the new gif feature and post what you get first

[halfwitsoul-blog]

Originally posted by spoonsandmore

Originally posted by morgrana

[halfwitsoul-blog]

☠ *aw papyrus ☠ *don’t be upsetti

☠ SANS, WHERE IS THIS GOING?

☠ *holds up a plate ☠ *eat your spaghetti

☠ SANS, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT TROMBONE YOU GOT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

if anyone wants to make a human papyrus to go along with my sans, using the icons i edited, i can totally give you the link to download the edited ones i use or the normal ones by fowlhearted if you want.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

☠ SANS, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL THREE HOURS AGO!

☠ *i was sleeping

☠ THAT’S ALWAYS WHAT YOU TELL ME! CAN’T YOU JUST---

☠ *by the way i joined a band the other day ☠ *guess what instrument i play ☠ *pulls out a trombone

☠ WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT? ☠ SANS, WE CAN’T AFFORD A---

☠ *say it ☠ *say it papyrus

☠ SANS. ☠ WE CAN’T AFFORD A TROMBONE.

☠ *excited vibrating ☠ *plays megalovania on trombone

☠ SANS, WOULD YOU FUCKING---

[halfwitsoul-blog]

i wouldn’t normally do this, but, skype drop.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

napstablook be like

[halfwitsoul-blog]

do what you want cause a pirate is free you are a pirate

Okay, so. It’s late at night and I kinda wanna play a game with you all.

The one where a person says a word, and you have to make a new word by changing only one letter, I’ll start.

Pork. 

Perk.

Pert.

[rigglos]

Port.

Part.

Fart.

Farm.

[thrustingbutts-deactivated20181]

Harm

Hard

Lard

Lark

Park

[johnnyjoe]

Puck

Fuck

Funk

Dunk

Lunk

Sunk

[free-ottawe]

Suns

[free-ottawe]

Buns

[no-good-names-left]

Nuns

[cosmic-aria]

Nubs

[bloodysylphy]

Nuts

[bdstagemanager]

Huts

[vodkii-deactivated--123124-deac]

Hats

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

Hate

[the-emo-duck]

mate

[theaspiefox]

Date

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

Dare

[kalikatze]

Dire.

[thrakaboom]

Dime

[phoenixyfriend]

Lime.

[yomiel]

mime

[silentiumlitwicks]

Mite

[sneegsnitties]

site

[owlmovedblogs]

Kite

[megaphone334]

Rite

[ari-zonia]

Nite

[rebel-against-reality]

Note

[memingerss-moving-deactivated20]

nome

[yoyle-cake-deactivated20170227]

Home

[wabbledab]

Some

[lousidity]

Same

[konekokleptic]

Save

[kingofdersecest]

Dave

[thewriterhimself-deactivated201]

Dive

[winrar-free-trial-deactivated20]

Hive

[cardi-pee]

Five

[jennysjetpack]

Live

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

love

[space-trash-princess]

dove

[usayyylmao]

Done

[libertybill]

Dole

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Dolt

[cyndalyssa]

Colt

[ashidaii]

Cold

[sabertoothwalrus]

Mold

[mod2amaryllis]

Bold

[iceychuu]

Hold

[miintedhaze]

Told

[mcreewatch-deactivated20171203]

Gold

[paragonhell-deactivated20171008]

Sold

[novapollo-deactivated20160821]

Sole

[mymagnificentself]

mole

[bonezone-bros]

hole

[lenoxlethargic]

pole

[papypapyrus-blog]

(cole)

[blookishbeats-deactivated201702]

* code…

[askthefontbrothers]

MODE!

*mode

[perseverance-and-darkness-a]

“node”

[bad-to-the-b0ne-blog]

((Nope))

[undxrgxms-deactivated20160716]

Pope

[thecomicalsans]

*poke!

[halfwitsoul-blog]

*toke

[halfwitsoul-blog]

because we all know the weeaboo trash part of alphys designed mettaton ex. feat. my shitty cosplaying skills.

[halfwitsoul-blog]

‘ remember three years ago? before dad stopped showing up in front of us? before i stopped caring? before you stopped being curious? sometimes i wish the last three years never happened. ’

sans, telling papyrus why he’s not as happy as he used to be.