minion torture videos ONLY

i only post minion torture videos so if youre not into that i guess just keep scrolling but if you are this is the place for you!

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the logician was shot and killed by rival gangs in miami

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the guy in the b52’s who sings “love shack” sounds so much like roger

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Anthony Bourdain by Jake Chessum. Taken outside Papaya King, New York, 2008.

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DOMINIC SESSA as ANTHONY BOURDAIN in the upcoming biographical film "TONY" directed by Matt Johnson (2026)

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dominic sessa anthony bourdain biopic is a movie that was designed in a lab for me personally

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The fact that, after that blow up, Whitaker still went out of his way to defend Langdon in this conversation, when the only other person he did that for was Trinity, is really meaningful

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flirting in theatre is giving one note for every compliment you give

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confirmed that the logician is running jokes just because i’m laughing at them Wrap it up

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SEBASTIAN STAN as JEFFERSON/THE MAD HATTER

➤• ONCE UPON A TIME (2011-2018)

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when i was 8 this changed me

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Their dynamic is one of the most haunting and beautiful things to me. Imperfect master and fallen acolyte.

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the gave the logician the worst beard ever and keeps stroking it and it’s so gross and he came over to the booth during preshow to ask if he should wear it during our scene Yes bro obviously

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i was in so much pain after act one that i started petting the cafe proprietor’s hair during intermission it was calming

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minion torture is dealing with the clock getting louder and louder and every tick makes my skin crawl

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the logician says he would act alongside me “one hundred times over” is that gay

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proof of gay (admiringly is the key there)

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you can do bullshit research projects in your senior year of a music theory major and no one give a fuck

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jean is gay bergener is a they/he bisexual daisy is a lesbian dudard is a butch papillion is a nonbinary masc lesbian