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Mary and Joseph had a shotgun wedding. Mary never really wanted to be a mom, but then she got pregnant and Joseph proposed as a way of âdoing the right thingâ.
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@ministerjoseph
Headcanon
Mary and Joseph had a shotgun wedding. Mary never really wanted to be a mom, but then she got pregnant and Joseph proposed as a way of âdoing the right thingâ.
questions for the mun, regarding the muse.
What makes you the most emotional about your muse?
What made you decide to write this muse?
If you could change one event in your museâs life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?
If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?
If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?
If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?
If you could âborrowâ one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?
Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?
Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?
What do you love about your muse?
What do you hate about your muse?
What about your muse amuses you?
What about your muse makes you sad?
How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?
Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?
In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?
Why do you think you connect to your muse?
What aspect of your museâs personality is most important to you? What aspect of your museâs personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?
If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a âfairâ fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?
[come up with your own question for the mun, regarding the muse]
Reblog this if your muse likes kids.
This is my new religion
Imagine Dadsona walking in on this and either getting very turned on or running the fuck away
Reblog if you listened to Jimmy Buffett before Dream Daddy came out
I was a Keet before Joseph was even a twinkle in his creatorsâ eyes
Knee Deep || Zac Brown Band Ft. Jimmy BuffettÂ
Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze and it donât seem fair Only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise thereâs a fire in the sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradiseÂ
âWere you wondering if I was available to have sex?â
He had been eyeing the mysterious stranger from across the bar for a few minutes, as he tried to decide whether or not to approach him. Before he could make up his mind, the man came over and plopped down in the empty barstool to his left. It had surprised Joseph that he had been so direct. He was used to flirting for at least a few minutes before the idea of sex even came up. Somehow, he didnât mind the mystery manâs bluntness.
âDepends, are you?â Joseph suavely replied, before taking a sip of his whiskey. His eyes roamed the other manâs body as he spoke, from top to bottom. Tonight was going to be an interesting night.
E=MC VAGINA
VAGINA. VAGINA. I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUR VAGINA.
just a reminder do not send me anything sexual if you are a MINOR. donât approach me for sexual content. DO NOT.Â
the rumor come out does joseph christansen has leather jacket kink
He probably does tbh.
Do you hear that? Thatâs the sound of my soul exiting my body.
â why should i go and fall apart for you? â
âI never asked you to fall for me.â Joseph furrowed his brow. Whatever it was going on between them had never been intended to mean anything. It was supposed to be a one night stand, like every other man heâd hooked up with. They were supposed to have a few drinks, flirt, fall into bed, and leave it at that. No strings attached.
Unfortunately, that didnât happen. Instead, he discovered Robert was a friend of his wifeâs and a new neighbor. Joseph was forced to spend significantly more time with him than he ever expected to, and it was starting to become a problem. Mary hadnât found out about their night together, not that he knew of anyway, and he intended to keep it that way.
âAll that I ask- all that Iâve ever asked, was that we keep what happened between us.â Joseph said. âI canât let it get out.â
how do I even caption this??
Here is your caption!
Starters inspired by Episode 2 of âThe Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Galloâ (!Mildly NSFW!)
Watch it here (x) || Starters for Ep. 1 | 3 | 4 | 5Â
âIâm on six beta blockers - and a large iced coffee.â âI always get into these monogamous relationships, and theyâre nice at first, but then IâŠI cheat.â âI donât think that monogamy is a realistic expectation.â âI look at you, and youâre so fucking beautiful, that Iâm like, âthis is the only face I ever wanna look atâ.â âNo.  that was a phase.  Iâm Catholic now.â âThey were a sweet angel.â âIâm sweeter.â âWhy did we have such a bad date the last time we went on a date?â âWow.  Working out is really working for you.â âWere you wondering if I was available to have sex?â âIâm not wearing anything else other than this t-shirt.â âHow sexual do you feel right now?â âI had a very sexual kind of day.â âIâm sorry - Sorry, I shouldnât have led you on.â âI think I wanna be monogamous with you.â âWe went on this horrible fucking date, I thought this whole thing was going nowhere.â âUh, it went somewhere - TO BED!â âI donât wanna brag, but, um⊠you loved my penis.â âI knew it.  I KNEW you had a similar sized penis to me.â âI knew a guy who came from doing pull-ups.â âThink our dicks are the same size?â âWow!  Thatâs a big dick, bro.  Itâs, um⊠quite a bit thicker than mine.â âItâs not dramatic - unless you want it to be dramatic.â âCan I⊠stay with you?â
// gentle reminder that i love @bloodmarchingband and their damien to bits
//casual reminder that she is an A+ damien.