Sup, happy New Year! Could I request a scenario where the La Squadra members are all attracted to the same person, another member of the team? Of course they are aware of it but they play along with this odd game of competition. If a scenario is too much for you, headcannons for the members competing with the rest of the team is fine too. Thank you sm
Sure! Thank you for your request, I made headcanons since it's easier to me, hope it's okay ^^
La Squadra Di Esecuzione attracted to their teammate
He is aware of his feelings, but isn't too fond on showing it since he thinks that it's not okay, he has to focus on his job.
But then he got to knew that all his team had a crush on you, and he isn't going to let that happen.
He isn't going to outright confront them, he rather use his range as a advantage to have more time alone with them.
Like, he'll pair them with him on some missions, but not always since he prefers to work alone.
If he has to pair them with other member, he's okay with it.
Because, as I said, he thinks that job and love are separate things, he has to be mature and think the best for the team.
He would love to talk openly about his feelings, but he doesn't know how.
It's kinda jealous about the members that have charisma and it's easy to talk with them, like Prosciutto or Formaggio, even Melone.
They are such smooth talkers, he wishes he could do so.
At first he's in denial with his feelings, they are his teammate, he shouldn't feel attracted to them!
When he finally accepts that he's in love, he notices that the other members are like him, and he's ready to war.
Won't act all inmature like iniciating fights for them, but will talk about how good he'll be for them and will upset some of the other members.
Will smoothly brag about being the best out of them, and won't feel bad about it.
He's going to gain his teammate heart by gifts and lots of luxury dates, like he's the one for them.
Is a little upset of Melone, since he's too talkative and tends to ruin his conversations with his future partner.
But knows that Melone can be a little creepy and that will scare them away from him, so Prosciutto isn't worried.
Yeah, he notices that he has fallen in love at first, but they wouldn't be with someone like him, they deserve something better.
He has such a low self-esteem, he won't talk about his feelings, but will give some hints about them.
So that's how the rest of La Squadra figures out that he's also attracted to their teammate.
And they don't take too long to start annoying him with stupid comments, that are supposed to be joke, but hurt his feelings a lot.
Everyone tells him that their teammate deserves something better, in a way or another, and that makes him loose hope.
Even though, he'll try his best to impress his crush, taking them on fun dates and giving them handmade gifts.
He will try not to let the others comments affect him, he'll try to be better!
It's kinda jealous and amazed of Prosciutto and Illuso, they have such a confidence, he likes that!
This guy is straight with his flirty comments and even will give obvious hints that he's in love with them.
He doesn't see the others as competence, he has charisma, and people love it, he's sure he's going to make them fall in love with him.
And the pathetics efforts of the others will be in vane.
Will take them to skate, he loves skating. Also will take them to bars and similar places, he really loves to hang out with them.
Loves to be pair up with them, so he can brag about his stand and his power.
Also loves to make them laugh his jokes, even if some times he has a really dark humor.
He's jealous of Risotto, since he's too attractive, and Prosciutto, he's such an old man, but he's a smooth talker.
He's in denial about his feelings, even if he treats his teammate like someone special.
Will be such a tsundere, it's kinda cute except of the fact that he keeps yelling at everyone that says that he has a crush on them.
Will get upset at all the members, they shouldn't be in love with his future partner! But he's not in love, no, not at all.
He can imagine his entire life with them, but he's not in love, that's not true.
Can be such an asshole with them even he doesn't mean to, he'll apology after with a letter and slowly will try to communicate better.
It's hard to him since he has spent all his life separate from the other persons until then, he's too nervous.
It's jealous of Pesci, he's so good understanding persons, he wishes he could do it too, and from the group of smooth talkers.
Also it's annoyed of Formaggio, he's too loud and it upsets him.
He's open about his feelings when he notices them, I think that a little too much.
It's kinda weird to talk to him since he talks in a way that can be uncomfortable to other persons.
And he'll talk to them this way at first, but when they get to know him they'll learn that he's a really sensitive person.
Can talk about a lot of topics, so they'll never get bored with him.
Thinks that everyone in the team has an opportunity, they have their special things and he thinks that they deserve an opportunity.
And he isn't against poly relationships
So, he won't disrespect anyone, even if some of the members say that he's such a creep and try to dirty his reputation.
He isn't jealous about anything, but is amazed of the beauty of Prosciutto and Risotto, they look so good.
He has such an ego, so he didn't thought about him having feelings for them, he thought about them having feelings for him.
Yeah, he's pretty amazing in almost everything and he knows it.
Well, deep down he knows that he's the one that is in love, and will do everything to get his teammate attention.
When they get to know him, they'll see a complete different person than what he shows to the world.
Will get in discussions about why is he the best option to them lol
He claims to not be jealous of anyone, but he's kinda insecure inside, he would like to have the real confidence that Prosciutto has.
Hope this is what you asked for! I've had some tough months and I think that my english isn't as good as it was, so if smth is written bad, I'm sorry :[