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[jakejensenanon]

That’s right, bitches. I’ve got a crossbow! A cross-blog? There’s a pun there somewhere.

About Jake: Um, hi! I’m Jake, and I hate talking about myself but here goes. I’m a little awkward and shy, but I’m fun! And great for cuddling! I have been called a golden retriever in human form and I happily accept this title.

About the Mod: 30 something, possibly an even bigger marshmallow than Jakey.

Rules

This blog is 21+ only. Blank blogs, no ages, all minors will be blocked.

SFW and NSFW welcome.

Other nonnies welcome.

LGBTQIA+ more than welcome.

Jake is the softest of boys and as such will not tolerate and racism, sexism, homophobia, kink shaming, or hate of any kind.

If you have a specific storyline you want to do with Jake, please reach out via DM. I reserve the right to say no to any storylines that don’t spark my muse.

I cannot guarantee my availability on this blog, so if I don’t get to an ask or a message, I’m not ignoring you, just please remember that I do have a real life outside of this that may be taking up my time.

Jake is a switch. Leans bottom and definitely has a soft spot for giant bears of men, but is a very snuggly top.

Blog Tags:

#let’s go girls - chats with my friends and hopefully some pretty things?

#go petunias - answered asks

#i’m a lethal killing machine - my cute face

#canary yellow stretch hummer - vibes and visuals

#she’s got a gun and it’s pointed at my dick- nsfw chats

#spooky stuff anal stuff - dirty thoughts that I should probably keep to myself

#liking the angle of the dangle? - whoops! Images that probably should’ve gone in the DMs

Friends’ Tags:

#cupcake 🧁 - @littlecupcakeb

#leslie- @unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men

#anjali ⚽️💛 - @chiennebarbie

#gorgeous red goddess - @natashanonnie

Anon Tags:

#🛎️anon

[jakejensenanon]

Wearing my new pajamas, I crawl into your lap, resting my head on your shoulder. Sighing as my eyes close, arms resting at my side. "Bought you matchin' jammies daddy." Giggling softly, I correct myself. "Well, not 'zac'ly, but...you'll see. Happy val'times day."

Awww, happy v-day to you too babygirl! I kiss your temple and wrap my arms around you, happy that I’m finally getting the chance to relax and spend time with my girl. You look absolutely precious. These jammies are perfect.

[littlecupcakeb]

"Mhm." I nod, very clearly exhausted from the busy day I'd had, smiling at the second surprise. "Maybe got sunshine bear for the baby." I tense up, rushing the next part, not wanting to get either of our hopes up. "Eventually. I'm not, uh... Not yet."

[jakejensenanon]

Aww honey, that’s so sweet. I kiss the top of your head and rub your back, hating to see you tense for any reason. It’s okay, baby. It’ll happen. I tuck my fingers under your chin and tilt your face up, nudging my nose against yours and gazing into your eyes. We’ll keep trying. You’re gonna be an amazing mom, sweetheart.

[littlecupcakeb]

i nod up at you, happy you're not upset. "I know. 'm not upset or anything, I didn't expect it to happen right away. Just um, didn't want you to think I was, and get your hopes up, is all. I'm not stressing about it, cause from what I've heard, that can make the journey ten times harder. It'll happen when it's meant to, right?" I blush at the compliment, biting my bottom lip. "And you're gonna be an amazing dad. I just know it. Gonna be the loudest one cheering for her softball team, that's for sure."

[jakejensenanon]

It sure will. And it’s definitely meant to be. If you ever do feel upset or worried you let me know, okay babygirl? We’re in this together. My smile grows even wider when you blush for me. You’re so adorable. And all mine. Oh hell yeah. I’ll be decked out in team gear every Saturday. Gonna have to keep myself from yelling at the ump, don’t want to be one of those dads.

[littlecupcakeb]

...is it stalking if I'm creeping on my own boyfriend? 🫦🫦🫦

IMEANLOOKATHIM🥵🥵🥵

[jakejensenanon]

It’s okay I don’t mind 🥰

I mean, have you seen you?! I definitely don’t creep on you when I’m not in the states… 👀

[littlecupcakeb]

I'd say you belong in a museum except I don't want anyone else looking at you cause you're all mine 😤😏

Oh so does this mean I should send you more snaps?? 🤭

[jakejensenanon]

Hmmm I think I like when you get all possessive 🫠

Yes yes yes please send me all of them! 🥵

[littlecupcakeb]

*pounces on you* Good. Cause you're all mine. Me @ anyone who tries it: 🔪🔪

🤭🤭🤭 hehe maaaaybe. gotta test out Jakey 2.0 after all 😉

[jakejensenanon]

*kisses you all over your face when you pounce on me* That’s right, all yours. Greedy girl.

Don’t tease me now.

[littlecupcakeb]

Have a hair mask in, a face mask on, I made and applied a sugar scrub,, and I bought new bubble bath stuff. Both me an' Jakey are getting SPOIIIIILED this weekend. 🤭🤭

[jakejensenanon]

Yay! Cuddles and kisses and all the relaxing self-care my babygirl deserves. 🥰

[jakejensenanon]

Wearing my new pajamas, I crawl into your lap, resting my head on your shoulder. Sighing as my eyes close, arms resting at my side. "Bought you matchin' jammies daddy." Giggling softly, I correct myself. "Well, not 'zac'ly, but...you'll see. Happy val'times day."

Awww, happy v-day to you too babygirl! I kiss your temple and wrap my arms around you, happy that I’m finally getting the chance to relax and spend time with my girl. You look absolutely precious. These jammies are perfect.

[littlecupcakeb]

"Mhm." I nod, very clearly exhausted from the busy day I'd had, smiling at the second surprise. "Maybe got sunshine bear for the baby." I tense up, rushing the next part, not wanting to get either of our hopes up. "Eventually. I'm not, uh... Not yet."

[jakejensenanon]

Aww honey, that’s so sweet. I kiss the top of your head and rub your back, hating to see you tense for any reason. It’s okay, baby. It’ll happen. I tuck my fingers under your chin and tilt your face up, nudging my nose against yours and gazing into your eyes. We’ll keep trying. You’re gonna be an amazing mom, sweetheart.

[littlecupcakeb]

...is it stalking if I'm creeping on my own boyfriend? 🫦🫦🫦

IMEANLOOKATHIM🥵🥵🥵

[jakejensenanon]

It’s okay I don’t mind 🥰

I mean, have you seen you?! I definitely don’t creep on you when I’m not in the states… 👀

[littlecupcakeb]

I'd say you belong in a museum except I don't want anyone else looking at you cause you're all mine 😤😏

Oh so does this mean I should send you more snaps?? 🤭

[jakejensenanon]

Hmmm I think I like when you get all possessive 🫠

Yes yes yes please send me all of them! 🥵

[littlecupcakeb]

...is it stalking if I'm creeping on my own boyfriend? 🫦🫦🫦

IMEANLOOKATHIM🥵🥵🥵

[jakejensenanon]

It’s okay I don’t mind 🥰

I mean, have you seen you?! I definitely don’t creep on you when I’m not in the states… 👀

[jakejensenanon]

Wearing my new pajamas, I crawl into your lap, resting my head on your shoulder. Sighing as my eyes close, arms resting at my side. "Bought you matchin' jammies daddy." Giggling softly, I correct myself. "Well, not 'zac'ly, but...you'll see. Happy val'times day."

Awww, happy v-day to you too babygirl! I kiss your temple and wrap my arms around you, happy that I’m finally getting the chance to relax and spend time with my girl. You look absolutely precious. These jammies are perfect.

[littlecupcakeb]

Babygirl, I have a few very important question for you…

What’s your favorite nerdy franchise?

Favorite Disney Princess?

Favorite aesthetic?

Favorite flower?

(I’m stealing your identity lol)

(I'd gladly let you if you wanna pay my student loans. 🤭)

Hmmm, does the Zelda line count as a nerdy franchise? Cause if so it's that. Otherwise it's the Avengers because uh 👀 I'm sorry I love you but have you seen Steve Rogers? 🥵

Ariel. Always. You will pry my love for her out of my cold dead hands. Belle is a very close second.

Hmm, I suppose "cottagecore" is the closest? 🤭 Purple (specifically lavender and lilac shades) is my favorite color as well so.

It's a tie between dahlias and crysanthemums.

[jakejensenanon]

(Baby I will hack FAFSA for you, don’t even worry about it)

Aha! I thought it was Zelda (which absolutely counts, are you kidding?). I love when I know my girl as well as I thought I did.

Ariel is amazing and every time I hear anyone call her silly and boy crazy I get very cranky. Belle is also awesome.

Cottagecore fits you so well! And I was right about the purple too, I am on a roll.

Both are beautiful and now I’m just gonna have to make sure you have big bouquets of them all the time.

This information is extremely helpful, princess. It’ll help me get back those security questions much faster.

(I’m being sneaky 😏)

[browsethestacks]

Lockjaw And The Pet Avengers Unleashed (2010)

Art Ig Guara

[liberalsarecool]

MAGA thinks Nazis are good people and want every Confederate image/statue restored.

You can't take anything they say seriously.

[fatefuly]

[shkretart]

Stucky again

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And some random stuff

[cutevintagetoys]

🌸 Kawaii Shop 🌸

[dogposts]

where is it

[jakejensenanon]

"Daddy, I need your help testing a hypothesis." I giggle profusely, waiting for you to agree before telling you what it is. "It'll be fun, I promise!"

Aww, you know I’ll always help my princess when she wants to do an experiment! Fuck you’re adorable when you giggle. I kiss the tip of your nose and snuggle as close as possible. Tell me your hypothesis babygirl.

[littlecupcakeb]

"Even if it's not for school?" I giggle again, blushing now. "Okay so my question is how m-" I have to pause because I'm giggling too hard, knowing the question is going to fluster you, "how many loads do you think can fit inside me before it leaks out?" Biting my lip, I bag my eyelashes, feigning innocence, eagerly awaiting your response.

[jakejensenanon]

Any and all experiments, princess. You keep giggling and I keep kissing every inch of your pretty face. Of course, you are completely correct that your question flusters me, my whole body freezing when you ask it while I’m sucking on your ear.

Ahem… um… hmmm… If my voice could stop cracking that would be awesome. W-well, I think there’s really only one way to test that, babygirl.

As soon as my brain resets I’m scooping you up and hurrying to the bedroom, trying to pull your clothes off without dropping you and wearing what I’m sure is an extremely dopey grin on my face.

[littlecupcakeb]

"You're the best, you know that?" I smirk as I feel your body freeze, mission accomplished. "Mhm," I nod, eager to test it, "wanna tr--"

My giggles turn into full on laughter as you lift me and attempt to remove my clothing. My legs settle around you, knowing you'd never dare to drop me. "Daddy," laugh "slow down, gonna be e-easier if 'm on the bed."

[jakejensenanon]

Sorry baby, I’m an impatient man! Getting you naked is just, it’s so good…

I groan when you wrap your legs around me because of course that puts your pussy right up against my rapidly hardening cock. You make it very hard for me to not just slam you up against the wall and fuck you right in the hallway.

Alright, fuck, here we are! I set you on the bed as gently as I can manage when we’re finally in the bedroom, my dopey grin getting even wider as I push your top off and over your head. God, your tits are so fucking fantastic, princess. I wanna suck on your pretty nipples for about an hour, but we have an experiment to perform, damn it! Get your head in the game, Jensen!

I tear off your bottoms and panties and take just a couple of seconds to appreciate the view that is your naked body. I am the luckiest son of a bitch on the planet, I swear to God.

[jakejensenanon]

"Daddy, I need your help testing a hypothesis." I giggle profusely, waiting for you to agree before telling you what it is. "It'll be fun, I promise!"

Aww, you know I’ll always help my princess when she wants to do an experiment! Fuck you’re adorable when you giggle. I kiss the tip of your nose and snuggle as close as possible. Tell me your hypothesis babygirl.

[littlecupcakeb]

"Even if it's not for school?" I giggle again, blushing now. "Okay so my question is how m-" I have to pause because I'm giggling too hard, knowing the question is going to fluster you, "how many loads do you think can fit inside me before it leaks out?" Biting my lip, I bag my eyelashes, feigning innocence, eagerly awaiting your response.

[jakejensenanon]

Any and all experiments, princess. You keep giggling and I keep kissing every inch of your pretty face. Of course, you are completely correct that your question flusters me, my whole body freezing when you ask it while I’m sucking on your ear.

Ahem… um… hmmm… If my voice could stop cracking that would be awesome. W-well, I think there’s really only one way to test that, babygirl.

As soon as my brain resets I’m scooping you up and hurrying to the bedroom, trying to pull your clothes off without dropping you and wearing what I’m sure is an extremely dopey grin on my face.