That’s right, bitches. I’ve got a crossbow! A cross-blog? There’s a pun there somewhere.
About Jake: Um, hi! I’m Jake, and I hate talking about myself but here goes. I’m a little awkward and shy, but I’m fun! And great for cuddling! I have been called a golden retriever in human form and I happily accept this title.
About the Mod: 30 something, possibly an even bigger marshmallow than Jakey.
Rules
This blog is 21+ only. Blank blogs, no ages, all minors will be blocked.
SFW and NSFW welcome.
Other nonnies welcome.
LGBTQIA+ more than welcome.
Jake is the softest of boys and as such will not tolerate and racism, sexism, homophobia, kink shaming, or hate of any kind.
If you have a specific storyline you want to do with Jake, please reach out via DM. I reserve the right to say no to any storylines that don’t spark my muse.
I cannot guarantee my availability on this blog, so if I don’t get to an ask or a message, I’m not ignoring you, just please remember that I do have a real life outside of this that may be taking up my time.
Jake is a switch. Leans bottom and definitely has a soft spot for giant bears of men, but is a very snuggly top.
Blog Tags:
#let’s go girls - chats with my friends and hopefully some pretty things?
#go petunias - answered asks
#i’m a lethal killing machine - my cute face
#canary yellow stretch hummer - vibes and visuals
#she’s got a gun and it’s pointed at my dick- nsfw chats
#spooky stuff anal stuff - dirty thoughts that I should probably keep to myself
#liking the angle of the dangle? - whoops! Images that probably should’ve gone in the DMs
Friends’ Tags:
#cupcake 🧁 - @littlecupcakeb
#leslie- @unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men
#anjali ⚽️💛 - @chiennebarbie
#gorgeous red goddess - @natashanonnie
Anon Tags:
#🛎️anon















