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@minnesotasugarbaby
Expensive bitch energy
I used to think that sugaring or anything similar was putting a price tag on myself because that was what the society told me and it also told me that thatâs one of the worst things a woman can do.
It deterred me from sugaring.
But I realized that doing things for free doesnât make it priceless. It just makes the price $0.
May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!
Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.
Eww...
Last time I saw my SD (ok heâs really more of a Splenda daddy) he asked me if I have feelings for him in passing. So luckily it was easy to brush it off and change the subject. Then yesterday he offhandedly told me âthatâs why I love you!â God I hope he isnât getting too serious. I should increase my rate...
ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general
- canât get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade
- canât get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower
- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny
- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass
- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. itâll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf
- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet
- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe
- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing
- if ur used to wearing tampons and thatâs what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run
- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft
- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life
- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection
- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!
- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! donât shave it unless YOU want to, donât leave that decision up to ur nasty man
- allow urself junk in moderation. itâll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while
- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein
- do ur fucking homework and do it on time
- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer
- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair
- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!
- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. itâll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do
- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also wonât deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)
- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!
- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if itâs not the dick wonât go down
- canât deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!
- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying
- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!
- this one kinda weird but donât hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI
- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat
- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver
- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it
- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. itâll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly
- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ainât got no moneyyyy
- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)
ill probs add onto this when i think of more!
Hoe Tips: School and Studying
Iâm currently in PA school with close to a 4.0 GPA, and with college and back to school starting up, Iâm dropping some tips for y'all. A hoe gotta get bomb ass grades if ya want a bomb ass career and to be successful af. So letâs get itâ¨
1. Write out your notes. Have two notebooks: one for when youâre in class (this one can be messy) and one for at home (this one is the neater one, for color coding, formatting, and all that organizational jazz). Writing things out is proven to enhance memorization 7X more than just reading is.
2. Have a go-to format for your notes. Numbering, bullet points, whatever floats your boat.
3. Type out your notes. I use Google Drive, because it automatically saves all your shit, and you can access your notes via your Google account literally anywhere. Typing out your notes does the same thing writing them out does, as far as helping you review the material.
4. Use Quizlet. Quizlet is a free flashcard website/app that allows you to type in all of your flashcards and definitions, and gives you review options like matching, testing, flashcard mode, and more. This shit made me my high schools valedictorian, no lie.
5. Keep your old quizzes and tests. Often times, teachers will ask similar questions on finals.
6. For math-based subjects, always always always show your work in your notes. I try to explain each step for a math problem in the margins of my notes, and generalize how to do each problem at the end.
7. Do practice problems consistently.
8. For my college hoes: never take an 8 am class. You think you can do it because you did it for high school, but I promise you will regret it. If thereâs no avoiding the 8 am lecture, bring coffee and skip any makeup/hair that day. Sleep is too important.
9. Make flashcards. The night before my exams, I like to try and fit everything I need to know for a specific chapter/topic onto one flashcard, in order to weed out main ideas.
10. For essays, easybib.com is amazing with free citations to avoid any plaigiarism or incorrect bibliographies.
11. Rentđyourđtextbooksđ. Unless your teacher specifically requires you BUY it, you likely wonât need the actual textbook. Buying access codes for the book online is hundreds of dollars cheaper.
12. If you do get your textbooks, a lot of them have chapter summaries at the end of each chapter. Be sure to write out/type out/review those summaries.
13. For science labs, if you are allowed, take pictures of any models or slides you need to know for your exams. Pretty much all labs wonât let you take pictures of cadavers or animal dissections, but plastic models and microscope slides should be fine.
14. If you have a question, ASK YOUR TEACHER. It is better to look stupid in class and get your clarification, than to look stupid when you get your exam back and actually have it count against your grade.
15. Do study groups. I have two nursing friends in some of the same classes as me, and weâd always meet up before exams to go over the material. We would bring dry erase markers and map out shit in empty classrooms, taking turns explaining shit to each other until we nailed it.
16. Try to teach the material. Like I said in #15, study groups are great for this. By teaching the material out loud, you are subconsciously reviewing it yourself. This is a HUGE help.
17. Take breaks. You cannot exhaust yourself and expect to still recall anything you learned.
18. I know everyone does this and thereâs no avoiding it sometimes, but DO NOT CRAM. Gradual learning is most effective.
19. Have one day every week where you donât do any schoolwork. You need time to reboot.
20. Use your phoneâs calendar/task checklist app for all major assignments, due dates, exam dates, study plans, appointments, etc. Set reminders as needed.
21. Charge your phone in another room while studying. No distractions.
22. Rainymood.com is a free website that plays a 30 minute loop of rain sounds. It helps me focus like nothing else, especially in my loud ass household, and every time the loop stops and replays, I know to take a break between 30 minute study sessions.
23. Feel distracted at home when studying? Try studying in a library, cafe, or even at school. I find that going somewhere else to study actually forces me to pay attention to what Iâm doing, for some reason.
24. Reward yourself for good grades. Buy yourself a slice of pizza or a new highlight, have a netflix marathon, go to a party, or take a nap. Whatever conveys a job well done, do it. Itâll make all that studying feel that much greater when itâs over, and youâll have a goal to work towards.
25. Sit in the front of the classroom as often as possible. Youâll be forced to pay attention, be able to actually see the board, hear the instructor better, and youâre more likely to have your questions answered quickly because your teacher will actually see your hand go up.
26. Caffeinate. I prefer tea because itâs healthier, but coffee works too. Ya girl is NOT a morning person, but my morning tea at least helps me pay attention during earlier classes.
27. Keep all of your school shit organized, together, and labelled.
28. Do NOT skip a class just because youâre lazy or donât feel like going. The temptation is real sometimes, but a hoes gonna be pissed when ya see your participation average decline.
29. This may just be a psychological thing, but I love to use the same colored/brand of pen for all of my notes/assignments/tests. It just makes everything seem more uniform, and Iâm able to recall information better.
30. Trouble taking tests? For any multiple choice question, read the question and try to answer it first without reading any of the options. If your answer doesnât match the options, then use process of elimination to find the best answer. For true/false questions, write out justifications for each answer (you can also do this for multiple choice). Youâll be acing your exams in no time.
31. Chewing gum during class/studying, and chewing that same flavor gum during the exam, has been scientifically proven to boost your memory recall.
32. Literally any time you have the opportunity to do extra credit, DO IT. Cherish that shit.
33. If you arenât doing so hot in a particular class (literally any math class for me lol), schedule a private meeting with your professor and go over test questions you missed, or topics you didnât get. If you know your professor is a flop, or canât get an appointment, meet with a tutor or another professor of that same subject. Sometimes another voice can shed new light on a difficult topic.
34. For essays, readable.io critiques your writing for free based on readability, grade level, formality, tone, grammatical errors, etc. Seriously a life saver.
35. Also thesaurus.com is ya bff for fancier words/phrases to make your writing more eloquent
36. Always make an outline for every essay or project to organize what you want to say. This will keep you on track, and help you work around any quotes or sources in you writing to make sure your writing is hella organized.
Thatâs all I can think of for now, please please please feel free to add and share. Enjoy those 4.0âs, hoesđ
Tips For The Classy Hoe Invest in Prada sunglasses, A nice brown purse, Luis Vuitton if you can afford it Quality lingerie, A good sunhat, Expensive jewelry (pearl and diamond earrings are a must) And a wide selection of fancy shoes Regularly get your hair and nails done, Style your hair simply and classically every day and keep your nails long and manicured Stick with nudes and light pinks for every day wear, red for more formal events Invest in voice, piano, and ballet lessons Learn French Read all the literature and poetry you can, keep up on politics and current events Be opinionated and informed, but never stubborn Talk smoothly and gently, but never apologetically Go out for brunch Take walks in the park with or without your lover on Sundays Set aside time at least once a week to go to an art gallery, museum, or theatre Drink fine wine and be knowledgeable of it Life is what you make it.
(via happyhealthyhoetips)
Sugar babies or escorts, are there any pep talks or little sayings you like to tell yourself when youâre going to meet with a client and you just REALLY arenât feeling it?
Hello, is this mic still on?
Hey guys! Iâm totally ok! Life is great. Iâm happy. Everything is perfect. I took everything down because very young girls were messaging me for advice. When I started the blog it was meant for mature girls who were already in the bowl. I wasnât trying to promote this lifestyle. Young girls need to live at home, be a good daughter to their parents, go to school, and be a kid. I date guys my age. Young guys are willing to help you too! And you wonât be embarrassed when you go out with them. It literally breaks my heart when I go out and see some young girl having coffee with some 60+ year old man. I really want to punch the guy in the face. And to think these girls are doing it for few hundred dollars. I can eat $500 worth of food. This is not what Iâm promoting. Sorry girls. But thatâs the truth. Thatâs why everyone is staring at you when you go out with old men. If youâre offended this is why I took down the blog. Please stop reading⌠it gets worse. Another lie I see on Tumblr is that any size is ok. If you want to collect $300 here and there thatâs fine. But if you want to make the big money you have to look better then everyone else. We get painful plastic surgery and skip desserts to look the way we do. We all go to gym and lots of hot yoga. But again⌠Iâm not promoting this lifestyle. Iâm saying all my gfs that get $100,000 bank transfers from their bfs are beautiful and hot. Thatâs real. Iâve been out with super hot girls and normal looking girls and we get treated totally different. The kind of men that approach a hot group of girls is on another level. These guys are not âbuying you drinksâ theyâll blow $10k on bottle service and black car Uber you everywhere. Weâll go out to eat in a group and one guy will pay the $2000 dinner tab. Theyâre staying in rentals in Bel Air that are $100,000 a month. Theyâll buy you $1000 Louboutins on a first date without having to do anything. Theyâll just buy it for you because âyou looked like you really loved them.â They donât even expect a kiss. Theyâre true gentlemen. GirlsâŚ. I hate SA. In my short time on it I realized it was for escort rejects. Escorts make $800 an hour. These guys were asking for âplay per meetâ which is basically an escort for $300 for the whole night. You are getting hustled. If you are down with that lifestyle just escort for $800 an hour. These losers prey on young girls for inexpensive sex. I think Tinder or meeting guys in a normal setting is better. Theyâre not thinking youâre a sugar baby. They think youâre a normal gf. If they have the means and adore you they will spoil you. You donât have to hustle anyone. Itâs natural for men to want to take care of their woman. A spoiled gf or sugar babies get taken care of by their bfs and daddies. Theyâll pay for your health insurance, fix your credit, get you out of debt, help you build a business, buy you a dog, give you advice, hug you and adore you, piggy back you to the hospital if youâre sick and spoon feed you till you are better. Sex part of it but itâs not the main attraction. They obviously take care of your bills and shopping too or else it would be a vanilla relationship. And again⌠Iâm not promoting plastic surgery, starving yourself or anything like that. You are so beautiful. You are made with love by God. You are made perfectly and exactly how he wanted you to be. Iâm just telling you how it is in the real world. Being skinny and pretty can be a curse too. You canât rely on your looks forever. You need to save money and work towards business(es) and careers. Set your life up so you can marry for love (and money). This should be one aspect of your life. You need family and friends too. You need hobbies and interest. Goals and aspirations. You need a life. Money is not everything. Itâs a tool⌠thatâs all it is. Use it wisely. Wishing you all the best â¤ď¸ Love, Spoiled girlfriend aka AsianSugababy (My name has a typo. It was suppose to be âSugarâ)
I always buy neutral colors (black, white, cream, tan, and all shades of brown and grey) that would suit my basics: simple tops, trousers, cardigans, etc. Make your outfit look 10x better with something as simple as adding a leather jacket or a nice cardigan, paired with some black or nude heels & simple jewelry. Try finding a pair of black or blue jeans that are comfortable and hug your body in the right way. And for date nights I suggest you get a little black dress and a nice pencil skirt with a button-up.
i did like five squats today so if you catch me looking a lil thick tomorrow, donât be alarmed
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I hate when I post a really hot selfie and all of the fuckboys come out from their caves and message me on Facebook. Like I have 0 interest in âcatching upâ, we were never friends and Iâm never going to fuck you so go away
Y'all I kid you not. Last time I changed my profile pic on fb my ex boyfriend from the 5th grade who I had not talked for 11yrs came to my inbox asking to âcatch upâ. Like dude we donât even live in the same state anymore. đ
What do you mean by flipping your photos? How does that make a difference if they reserve search it? Sorry if thatâs a stupid question
Sorry love, but like seriously you can google this instead of asking me. Google is far more detailed and vast than this blog.
You could just explain that, thatâs not common knowledge. THAT is a simple question you could have just answered but instead you spent the time you could have been using by giving a very simple answer by being a little rude. Why even answer questions on your blog? Just stop answering them.