Alexa (play despacito) @minorelvish - Tumblr Blog

the fact that pornbots are following me more then they ever have is pure comedy to me tbh

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

rainbowdashtheepic

Bulbasaur: Number 1 in the dex

Rhydon: 1st Pokemon ever designed

Arceus: Pokemon who created the universe and all other Pokemon

As for Mew I’m a little rusty on the lore

bulbasaur-propaganda

Only one of them can be the Number 1 in the dex, Number 1 in my heart.

watched aquaman!! not as bad as expected!! bad romance though wished they kept that out BUT I did cry!!

#alexaplaydespacito.txt

venomoons-deactivated20200615

hey! everyone on tumblr makes me wanna die!

#i follow so many people who make AMAZING content but like. i now have such conflicting opinions with and long story short! im tempted to -#- die my tumblr #will i? no. the only way they can get me off of this hellhole is if im deleted by force #but oh my god... read a book... go outside for once in ur life #pls...#alexaplaydespacito.txt

phantaloon

hey hey hey, if you didn’t like voltron season 8,fuck off from the tag would you? there are some of us who genuinely like the show and value show > ships, so pleease take your hate somewhere else… like, tag it vol/tron ha/te or something idc, just get out of the main tags please, thanks.

minorelvish

Buddy, pal, friendo,

who the fuck said that we were salty about ships

#lmao?????#dude this aint about ships.#idk who told you it was but #vld #anyways if you care that much then just #ignore the posts???#we have a right to be angry #alsooo #the vld tag is for vld shit #this counts as vld shit #so.

iloveukmg-deactivated20190701

absolutely 100% fuck lauren montgomery and joaqium dos santos for two years of utter horse shit. FUCK them even thinking for a minute that killing off a disabled asian man in season 2 and revealing his sexuality through flashbacks was a good idea, and furthermore fuck them once more for making the decision not to only on the grounds that they make more money. all they want is money. you tell your fans about how they’ll be happy about the lgbt content they get and to “wait and see” and the grand finale is a dead brown gay man and a two second kiss in the fucking credits you had to tell people to watch. fuck you for reveling in your revolutionary idea to introduce adam at a comic con so you’d get brownie points from The El Ge Bee Tees while KNOWING that you’re going to kill him in the same damn season. fuck lauren for claiming she was traumatized by 80’s allura’s death and then rebooting her design so she’s black only so you too can kill her off. just fuck your show man it was trash from the beginning and i’m fucking sick of you two. i hope you’re damn well ashamed by all the tears you’ve made lgbt people of colour shed today.

#vld