[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

[charl0ttan]

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

[heart-eyes-express]

[csny]

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

[papayajuan2019]

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

[blemgoid]

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Thank god I’m not a gay guy I’d be Evil as fuck probably killing people too

[calware]

they need to invent a way to throw yourself through windows that doesn't result in any actual harm or damage. like i want to crash through a window and then walk back into the room 1 second later unscathed and also the window is completely intact

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[twinsfawn]

what. if. it’s. not. meeaaaaannnt. for me. ……love

[tgirl-thucydides]

[distopiandreamwoman]

woman with lame ass drug of choice becomes sober out of embarrassment

[aftertheacidrain]

fuck i love not being a mother

[chips1977]

in my country we dont have roads and recently a calf gave birth to a snake

[lanarchive]

cause in my head, in my head, i do everything right

[sapphling]

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

[898-deactivated20210515]

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion