Θησεύς

Independent. Semi-selec. Fate Verse Theseus of Greek Mythos.

[minotaurkiller]

He’s insulting the shit out of him but he’s still trying to be nice about it if only because he thinks the boy is genuinely pathetic.

[minotaurkiller]

pseudomonarkaerenea​:

Ah. As always, the most beautiful suffer the most under the scope of criticism; Such is fate.

It’s always the mark of the fool and little men to immediately reject criticism of his character and place the blame on others instead of reflecting on himself. 

Then again, self-reflection was never your strong suit. A tragedy the gods blessed you with such looks but didn’t see fit to bestow you any brains. 

Or brawn for that matter, either.

[minotaurkiller]

>Sees Paris disrespecting women >tfw raised on an island of women >tfw trained by women >tfw fought alongside women >tfw the first person to meet you in honorable combat and become your faithful heart-friend was a woman

[minotaurkiller]

“While it is true I was a hurricane youth hardly better than a savage when I first started my journey, it is moments like these that I feel time and experience have been an effective teacher in my learning restraint.” Pay no mind to the bloodied and battered men behind him. They were criminals anyways.

[minotaurkiller]

>Lowkey kinda wants a thread of Ariadne going off on Theseus for abandoning her

[minotaurkiller]

Okay but baby Theseus immediately earning his big cousin’s adoration by attacking his lion-skin mantle while the other children ran in fear of it is a surprisingly cute and wholesome scene. Heracles scooping up Theseus and saying someone with such heart is bound to have his name in the stars is beyond precious. 

[philosophybits]

The purest heart is precisely the one most willing to comprehend his own guilt most deeply.

Søren Kierkegaard, Three Discourses on Imagined Occasions (via philosophybits)

[minotaurkiller]

I can’t believe Fate really came up with some ‘she didn’t want to have my child so as king I ditched her on an island’ bullshit for Theseus abandoning Ariadne. ‘I respected her decision as a man but as a King I had to solve the problem’ my ass.

[minotaurkiller]

Actually, I need to go more indepth with his relationship with Dionsyus from the rendition I mostly take from since it’s a lot more complicated than the black and white situation one of them just being a bag of dicks either with Theseus just abandoning Ariadne or Dionsyus just telling Theseus I called dibs so back off. It’s actually a fairly complex matter. Much better than the bullshit Fate pulled.

[minotaurkiller]

Honestly, Theseus has no anger or hatred for anyone. Not even Dionsyus despite my meme-ing of the two. So it should be telling that he would 100000000% punch Paris in the face. On sight.

[minotaurkiller]

ardensfides​:

“The story written in the stars, Is an illusion that your heart yearns for.”

Footsteps. She recognizes them, and though she doubts the source will be pleased that she stopped singing–Tessa still pauses, and turns to him while remaining seated at the window.

“–Saber? Is something wrong?”

As always, the young king’s heart swelled in his breast when he laid his gaze upon his love’s form from behind as her gentle aria fills the silence. Stricken with mischief, Theseus tries to be silent in his approach, making to skillfully and swiftly draw her unaware self up in his powerful arms to work his wonders so he can enjoy her blushing face and beautiful, widened eyes but alas proof of her senses sharpened considerably –no doubt by the many trials endured– she hears him regardless and stops her song to his great dismay. 

‘Ah – next time’ he supposes.

A smile tilts his lips as he nears the young woman and he shakes his head, taking together her hands in his to press a gentle kiss upon the backs of her knuckles.

“ –Come now, what could possibly be wrong now that I am with you?”

[minotaurkiller]

As her Patron and founder of her cult, Theseus has a naked statue of Aphrodite within his temple affectionately named Venus Callipyge meaning ‘she of the beautiful buttocks’. He, more than anyone, knows a thing or two about beautiful hindquarters.

[minotaurkiller]

ardensfides​:

“The two above statements are highly incorrect, I am neither a bottom nor…n-nor is my rear appealing.”

“Shall we put it to the test then?”

[julio-claudian-saberface]

[minotaurkiller]

ardensfides​:

“S-Saber–!”

“I have said nothing wrong, why are you protesting so?”

[minotaurkiller]

ardensfides​:

@minotaurkiller replied to your post: I am apparently a himbo magnet and I’m having an…

i have been summoned?

EYEZOOMS

SLIDES BACK INTO THE SHADOW REALM

[minotaurkiller]

By night we waked from each other's company to take up shield and spear; and sometimes even by day, when the fight was over, we would go off with its blood and dust still on us, to make one another welcome and spar and speak as equals. My men found this strange, which was enough to make them mistrust it. It is the mark of little men to like only what they know; one step beyond, and they feel the black cold of chaos. They had thought that I meant to break her in, and till I had made a house-woman of her like any other, I would feel myself half a man.  As for my manhood, I reckoned it was proven by now and I could leave such cares to others who foolishly believe women to be lesser; for the rest, one does not clip a hawk and put it in the henyard.

THESEUS👏SAID 👏 WOMENS 👏 RIGHTS 👏