Trash

Local BTS trash meme dealer (its been 4 years and I’m still trash)

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When I try to ship Yoonmin

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Non-Kpop fan, watching Kpop idols interact: Dude, that's really gay.

Kpop fan: nOt GAY ENOUGH

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Namjoon: *trips over and unplugs TV*

BTS: OH NOOOOO!! you broke it!!!!!

Yoongi: *plugs in the TV while the rest aren't watching* I fixed it!!

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Later at an interview

BTS: yeah Suga fixes everything, he's a genius!

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Hard Candy!

Ba dum tss 😎

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Namjin Texting

Namjoon: Good morning my anal princess

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Jimin: Tae do you think I'm ugly?

Tae: NO!! of course not!! never!!! You are perfect and beautiful!!'

Jimin: wait what did I say?

Tae: 'do you think I'm ugly?'

Jimin: Yes :D

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What is this and how can I make my whole life about it?

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Yoongi doesn’t wear crocks Yoongi is smart Be like Yoongi

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BTS in group projects

Seokjin: Wants everything his way, lowkey pushes his partners to get in the center

Yoongi: Gives out all of the ideas, and plans the criteria, but never shows up to help

Hoseok: Always cheering his partners and motivating them, has probably one line of notes

Namjoon: Ends up being the only one talking when its time to give the presentation

Jimin: Takes lots of notes, sticks magazine cut outs on the poster.

Taehyung: Doesn't do anything, and claims that he did all the work

Jungkook: Designs the poster, and writes the title in bubble letters

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Okay but what kind of drugs were they on in that Japanese, blood sweat and tears MV? I need it for research purposes

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Sugamon Texting

Jun 6, 2017, 5;30 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 13, 2017, 12;02 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 20, 2017, 3;17 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 27, 2017, 5;28 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jul 4, 2017, 6;07 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Aug 9, 2017, 8;37 PM

Yoongi: Hey sorry I was in the shower.

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Hoseok: Dad, I think I'm gay

Hoseok: Jimin says he is too

Namjoon: Jesus does anyone in this house like p*ssy

Hoseok: Yoonji says she does

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Jungkook: Goodnight Jimin

Jimin: Goodnight Kook :)

Jungkook: Goodnight monster that eats boys who are bad

Taehyung: *through radio under bed* GOODNIGHT

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Taehyung: *Sprains ankle*

Doctor: Does it hurt when you put pressure on it?

Taehyung: Let me check

Taehyung: *To ankle* c'mon dude it's just one cigarette

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Judge: Anything you say will be held against you

Jungkook: Jimin's Ass

Lawyer: fuck, he's good

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Taehyung who? I only know Vincent Van Gogh

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My fat ass thought those were green onions