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Gothamites collectively and unconsciously deciding that Batman is in part an actual bat mainly because that guy can’t physically be human and what guy would dress up like a bat and fight crime, that’s kind of dumb. So Gothamites just attribute different bat attributes to Batman, the Bats and Robins which really weirds out outsiders. Gothamites believe:

The Bats must be be part female bat because in most species of bat, the mother bat raises the young alone which does fit since if you ask Batman, each of the Robins and Bats are his pups that he carried himself.

The Bat can recognise his young just by sound or smell, even in total darkness which Gothamite parents assure their kids who are worried Batman might mistake them as a Robin and take them away by accident. Confirmed by Batman.

Batman isn’t a vampire bat but won’t say no if you got a little fruit or beef jerky on you.

That all the Robins can sing very well but only do so when the sun is coming up. Robin II has the voice of a choir boy even if he was singing AC/DC. Robin IV whistles really well and will mimick song from other birds in the area.

Robins migrate sometimes, that’s why in the winter you might catch a glimpse of them in Bludhaven.

The Signal is sighted more often during the day because as he protects the territory while the others slumber safely in the nest.

Robins should not be offered chicken as it is a fellow bird and Robin nuggets are considered cannibalism. One or two Robins have been known to eat worms but the Bat yells at them to stop showing off for civilians

Robins are territorial even with other Bats. Robin V was seen shoving Red Robin when Red Robin tried to appraoch Nightwing.

There is some sort of nest/roost that the Bats and Robins sleep, they don’t know about the Cave but they picture a dark and gloomy but warm comfortable place where the Robins and Bats curl up in the warmth of torn up capes and bones of stray rogues.

Manbat is the deformed distant cousin and is not affiliated with the Bat.

And this is just so ingrained in the Gotham mindset that they don’t even consider the truth or how weird it sounds.

Metropolis Guy: You can’t tell me that you actually believe that Batman is part bat. That’s ludicrous.

Gothamite: But he is tho

Metropolis Guy: He’s literally just some weirdo-

Gothamite: Oh right and that jerk off in the red underwear is normal? Guy’s a friggin’ alien.

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Jay: Well, your dad was wrong. We should have never listened to him.

And somebody still hasn't forgiven Garmadon for being evil.

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I love the idea that everyone immediately snaps to attention when Bruce uses the Batman voice, but I love even more the idea that Bruce uses it to mess with them. Like imagine.

*the batfamily is at a family dinner, laughing and having fun*

Bruce, suddenly, in the Batman voice: Damian.

*everyone snaps to attention, immediately on alert*

Damian: What is it, Father?

*Bruce stays silent, and everyone shifts nervously in their seats*

Duke: Bruce? Everything okay?

Jason: Come on, old man, spit it out.

Steph: Be nice! He probably forgot. You know he’s starting to struggle with his memory.

*Jason and Steph snicker*

Dick: What happened, B?

Tim, tapping away at something on his phone: I didn’t get any alerts for a disturbance anywhere.

Cass, signing: Dad?