Mint 🌻

Everyone blooms in their own time 🌻 |Mint Byrne rp account|

[mintbyrne]

Heya mint, what's your favourite warioware character? :D

I like Ashley, if you really think about it she’s like an evil version of a herbalist

I do also enjoy Penny and Orbulon, I think they’d be close second.

[mintbyrne]

imagine this: you've just been pushed out of a plane with no parachute. you have about five minutes until you hit the ground really hard and die. what do you do?

Interesting question. Unfortunately I can’t imagine I’d have that many choices if I were in such a situation, I suppose at that point I’d just have to accept my fate and pray for the sake of my mother.

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Dude I need more cigarettes, vodka, percocet, someone who is not a dick, literally something to get me through today

[mintbyrne]

Might I instead suggest you try some chamomile tea? It has some calming and relaxing effects that may benefit you

[hotgirl-sh1t]

God if I don’t actually get buzzed off asap I may as well drop dead on the floor

[mintbyrne]

I understand how you feel and I don’t wish to come across like I’m lecturing you, but I do worry sometimes…

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Yes yeah I know

Shit. I’m sorry Mint. I know you have only ever tried to help, I’m just being a dick.

[mintbyrne]

I understand, I know your situation is complicated. I apologise if I overstepped any boundaries with my advice.

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Dude I need more cigarettes, vodka, percocet, someone who is not a dick, literally something to get me through today

[mintbyrne]

Might I instead suggest you try some chamomile tea? It has some calming and relaxing effects that may benefit you

[hotgirl-sh1t]

God if I don’t actually get buzzed off asap I may as well drop dead on the floor

[mintbyrne]

I understand how you feel and I don’t wish to come across like I’m lecturing you, but I do worry sometimes…

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Dude I need more cigarettes, vodka, percocet, someone who is not a dick, literally something to get me through today

[mintbyrne]

Might I instead suggest you try some chamomile tea? It has some calming and relaxing effects that may benefit you

[k-monteago]

Why the fuck do I get, at most, 2 days of peace. Oh my god Shinku Kutsuki was right I need to just leave this fucking school

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Taking advice from Shinku Kutsuki? I mean, I already thought you were stupid, but I didn’t realise you could exceed stupidity!

[damon-maitsu]

I thought it was stupid to act like your movement means anything when the thing you love doing the most is insulting us over inane, nonsensical things for fun, but here we are. Do you need tips to make an actual change in society, or are you just going to keep throwing rocks from glass houses?

[mintbyrne]

I’m sorry that you guys are now having trouble with this cat too. Unfortunately I don’t think there’s any reasoning with it…

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Dear lovely supporters of the AUM,

Recently, some people have been bringing explosives to our Tokyo protests! To those people, the AUM highly advise you to send them to an Ultimate instead! It’s really annoying to have to change our location every time because some dumbass blew up something, and sending explosives to an Ultimate is good for the cause! Honestly, we really don’t see a reason to punish this, just don’t bring them again!

However, during the protest, we spotted someone reading the shittiest book ever written — Shinku Kutsuki’s Midnight! This is a severe offence and we will find you and throw rocks at you!

All currently planned protests in Tokyo run until the end of summer! Enjoy!

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Remember, every registered AUM supporter will be given the address of a random Ultimate and a weapon of potential mass destruction!

[hotgirl-sh1t]

Yeah no.

@shinku-kutsuki @ultimate-classicist @gutteralhellfire @takiko-uchiyama @dr-alenius @takatakahiroofficial @asuga-saintil @mintbyrne @xxourmelodiowoxx

Watch out for your packages

[mintbyrne]

Ugh… thank you for the warning, Lyra.

[mintbyrne]

What on earth is the despair disease

[ultimate-classicist]

Some rare disease currently affecting the American Ultimates where they are acting the opposite of how they usually behave while being unable to stop it. It seems rather terrifying.

[eloise-taulner]

You can say that again...

[mintbyrne]

I do hope your classmates recover safely soon… this disease sounds unpleasant.

[mintbyrne]

What on earth is the despair disease

[mintbyrne]

I think its neat that your name is Mint. Because like. You are cool. And refreshing. Like mint. ^^

Thank you, that’s very kind 😌

[mintbyrne]

Thoughts on this guy?

He’s cute 😊

[mintbyrne]

I am not very thrilled by that being my 50th post, but sure. Okay.

[mintbyrne]

Well obviously it’s healthier than regular Dr Pepper??? What kind of question is that??😭

I am strongly advising you to stick to water when it comes to plant care

[mintbyrne]

Yeah bro I promise 3 days ago it was perfect 😭😭 and then I noticed it was looking a little thirsty so I gave it some diet Dr Pepper 😭😭😭😭 and then this happened.

Out of curiosity, why was that your drink of choice for the plant? Did someone advise you to do that?? Soda is not suitable for plants, I’m afraid… your plant looks very dehydrated.

[mintbyrne]

If you ate some mint (the plant), would that count as cannibalism? Are you a cannibal, Mint?

That’s a very funny joke that I’ve never heard before.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

We know you commit cannibalism in your free time.

[mintbyrne]

I do not

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Do you have any proof you don’t commit cannibalism?

[mintbyrne]

And how would I prove that

[mintbyrne]

Can u help me bro is my plant cooked 😭😭😭😭 I bought it a 3 days ago. 😭😭

Um. Are you sure you only got it 3 days ago…?

[mintbyrne]

If you ate some mint (the plant), would that count as cannibalism? Are you a cannibal, Mint?

That’s a very funny joke that I’ve never heard before.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

We know you commit cannibalism in your free time.

[mintbyrne]

I do not