jules

she/her | reqs open

[mintenfresh93]

three's a crowd | NHL texts

players: macklin celebrini, will smith, fraser minten, connor bedard, ryan leonard, gabe perreault

there were three of us in this marriage. i.e you keep thirdwheeling in your own relationship

macklin celebrini

will smith

fraser minten

connor bedard

ryan leonard

gabe perreault

note: these were fun to writeeeeeeee love all of these guys and their weird attachments to each other

[mintenfresh93]

finally, finally | WSH2 smau

pairing: will smith x fem childhood friend reader

it was always just a matter of time based on a request: hi!! if possible, can you write a smau of will smith x reader that’s childhood friends to lovers? love ur work + no pressure just an idea! :)

yourusername

liked by mackcelebrini, ryan.leno9 and 29,301 others

tagged: _willsmith2

yourusername can't beat a cape summer

comments

user1 will smith summer pictures, i knew we could rely on you y/n

user2 oh to be drinking wine with a flock of hockey players

user3 she defo got wine because none of those men are cultured enough to drink it

liked by yourusername

_willsmith2 you know what's better? the rest of the year in san jose :)

yourusername i have heard that !

_willsmith2 can you hear that? it's the bay calling your name

yourusername gonna have to put them on hold for a sec

user4 omg could he be more obvious

tofff73 oh he is - all of the time

eklund72 and it's over the phone so it's WORSE

user5 when they're frying your goat for being pathetic but they're lowkey right

mackcelebrini eh vancouver is better

yourusername if it's so good, then why have you spent the whole summer here

mackcelebrini because smitty has attachment issues with you

yourusername and that's my fault how?

mackcelebrini because you NEED to move to san jose to spare ME from my suffering - he literally has the third bedroom already decorated for you

yourusername oh?

_willsmith2 UMMM ???????

yourusername

liked by samdickinson4, mackcelebrini and 40,302 others

yourusername oh she's so employed, most employed person ever, linkedin is scared of me

comments

_willsmith2 WHAT?

_willsmith2 WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

_willsmith2 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN UPDATED YOUR LINKEDIN YET

_willsmith2 YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON I HAVE THAT CURSED APP

user6 will smith hockey? more like will smith crashout

user7 we need this passion on the ice buddy

gabeperreault44 congrats y/n :)

_willsmith2 why are you being so normal about this?

gabeperreault44 because i have a normal attachment to her ?

_willsmith2 boy fuck you

user8 oh we knew he was in love with her but this is defo confirming it

user9 yeah this is lowkey an insane reaction

user10 not really, but he is defo in love with her

mackcelebrini oh so this is why i saw smitty fall to his knees in the kitchen

tofff73 oh boy

michaelmisa_ he's going to kill you dude

_willsmith2 no

_willsmith2 i'm going to kILL MYSELF IF NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

yourusername @ mackcelebrini please make sure he doesn't hannah baker himself pls

mackcelebrini yes ma'am 🫡

_willsmith2 @ yourusername CALL ME BACK ???

yourusername

liked by mackcelebrini, michaelk44 and 51,395 others

tagged: _willsmith2

yourusername picked up the bay's calls (and will's)

comments

user11 oh i can see will's smile from the moon rn

user12 bro actually gets everything he ever wants ever it's insane

user13 i need to know his manifestation method

_willsmith2 yeah, yeah great surprise but the two days of torture beforehand could've been skipped

yourusername you're so dramatic

_willsmith2 sorry that i love you and thought something had gone wrong?

_willsmith2 you disappeared without signal for like seven hours

yourusername i was literally flying to your house?

_willsmith2 fine.

_willsmith2 still pissed at your parents, gabe, leno, mack, toff, fowler, voter, and like everyone in boston

ryan.leno9 it was literally all her plan why are we not forgiven?

_willsmith2 you're not her, hope this helps

gabeperreault44 wtf ???

yourusername skill issue :P

user14 omg they've moved in together... now it's time for them to FINALLY get their shit together

user15 oh my sweet summer child, they've been blind for like 8 years, it's going to take a miracle

mackcelebrini or a mack who locks them in a closet

yourusername literally your public acc

_willsmith2 we can also hear you giggling

mackcelebrini oh has my scheming interrupted your cuddling?

mackcelebrini oh all quiet now i see

_willsmith2

liked by gabeperreault44, mackcelebrini and 509,388 others

tagged: yourusername

_willsmith2 get your 'i told you so's out now people

comments

user16 i didn't think this would ever be an option ???

user17 idk how to react

user18 i feel like i'm on pranked, they can't play with my feelings like this

mackcelebrini HALLELUJAH

mackcelebrini thank god

ryan.leno9 bro thinks he has suffered - you've had two years buddy... compare that to eight

mackcelebrini but i literally lived with their will they won't they

mackcelebrini torture

yourusername omg tell us how you really feel

mackcelebrini no i LOVE living with you two but i was CHOKING on the romantic tension

_willsmith2 it was not that bad

mackcelebrini you decorated her room before you even asked her to move in, you cook her breakfast every morning before we go to practice, you brew her tea so that she has a cup when she gets home from work, you run her a bath every night and drive her to and from work whenever we have a free day

mackcelebrini i can go on btw

_willsmith2 bare minimum, no?

yourusername i appreciate it baby

gabeperreault44 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yourusername you good there buddy

gabeperreault44 it's going to take some getting used to

ryan.leno9 they're literally exactly the same?

gabeperreault44 no like, them not being fucking stupid LOL

user19 not them dragging their asses

user20 sending the list of things will does for her to my bf xxx

yourusername i know it took a while, but love you xx

_willsmith2 i love you more

yourusername come cuddle?

_willsmith2 On my way!

note: first request - i hope it was what you were looking for, i had a bunch of fun writing it xx ALSO thank you for 100 followers - hit this milestone super fast so im happy yall are enjoying the content :)

[mintenfresh93]

asking for trouble | MC71 smau

pairing: macklin celebrini x fem dickinson reader

if it weren't bad enough having to suffer through the celebrini boot camp, it sure is bad watching your tormentor kiss your sister

note: just pretend that sam is from vancouver so it makes sense that reader would be around without it being obvious

yourusername

liked by michaelmisa_, michealk44 and 21,048 others

yourusername summer bummer

comments

user1 need her pinterest asap

user2 how she manages to be so aesthetic when sam is sam... it's so funny

samdickinson4 HANDS?

yourusername correct! everyone has two, well done sam

samdickinson4 well two are currently touching you inappropriately and i'd like to know whose they are so i can CUT THEM OFF

yourusername i think you need em buddy

samdickinson4 why the fuck would i need them?

samdickinson4 HELLO ???

user3 sam cracks me the fuck up

user4 he has a point tho... why would he need those hands

user5 maybe they belong to someone he knows/plays with - misa maybe? him and y/n are close

samdickinson4 why oh why would you speak that into existence

michaelmisa_ i don't want her stinky ass

samdickinson4 oh thank god

yourusername RUDE ???

michaelmisa_ well we know [redacted] loves ur stinky ass so i don't think it's too much of a loss

samdickinson4 misa if you know something and you have not told me it will do irreversible damage to our friendship

michaelmisa_ I DIDN'T MEAN TO FIND OUT

_willsmith2 🍿

samdickinson4 not you too

mackcelebrini 🍿🍿

samdickinson4 START TALKING OR YOUR MOM'S CHINA GETS IT

mackcelebrini WAIT NO

mackcelebrini

liked by _connorbedard, tofff73 and 530,201 others

tagged: yourusername

mackcelebrini none of my mother's china was harmed in the making of this post

comments

user6 i am SAT for the sam meltdown incoming

user7 are we meant to know who this girl is?

user8 she's dickie's sister and now mack's girlfriend?

user9 tbf valid crashout

yourusername u so cute

mackcelebrini you're cuter

mackcelebrini the cutest, perhaps

yourusername only perhaps?

mackcelebrini NO. definitely. you are the cutest girl in the world and i am forever grateful you chose me

mackcelebrini and that you got all the cute jeans

yourusername *genes

mackcelebrini genes :)

samdickinson4 YOU FUGLY HOE

samdickinson4 YOU CAN'T DATE MY SISTER AND CALL ME UGLY?

mackcelebrini i can, and i just did

mackcelebrini what ya gonna do about it

samdickinson4 she's a BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU

michaelmisa_ oh thank god i couldn't hold it in any longer

samdickinson4 btw still pissed about this

samdickinson4 actually more annoyed about this than mack

michaelmisa_ HUH?

samdickinson4 he has to deal with my devil child sister so he's got his punishment, you don't

michaelmisa_ I WALKED IN ON THEM - I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW

_willsmith2

liked by michaelmisa_, ryan.leno_4 and 209,403 others

tagged: yourusername & mackcelebrini

_willsmith2 mack and y/n from the archives (ft. third wheel me)

comments

user10 bro is just always there

user11 he's like an emotional support dog at this point

user12 he's so me just following them around

yourusername we're so hot @ mackcelebrini

mackcelebrini so true

samdickinson4 stop lying y/n

mackcelebrini mean :(

samdickinson4 not you! her.

yourusername do you fucking mind?

samdickinson4 you know what you signed up for dating my captain bozo deal with it

yourusername just because you're lonely

yourusername go bother misa about it

samdickinson4 what's that supposed to mean

yourusername idk maybe you should listen to his sleep talking some time

michaelmisa_ NO DON'T DO THAT

mackcelebrini pls send these to me smit

_willsmith2 you're welcome buddy

yourusername coffee on us will xxxx

mackcelebrini babe we already pay for all of his coffee... and like everything when we're out

_willsmith2 why do you think i hang out with you guys

yourusername i thought you loved us?

_willsmith2 i do!

yourusername hmmmmmmmm

user13 will smith sugar baby era

user14 broke millionaire

yourusername

liked by _willsmith2, michaelk44 and 39,204 others

tagged mackcelebrini

yourusername happy shark week

comments

user15 going to drown myself brb

user16 i feel sick with jealousy

user17 rare case of there being zero face card gap in a relationship

mackcelebrini wanna take a bite?

yourusername chomp

mackcelebrini :)))))))

yourusername also crazy coming from you, the confirmed biter

mackcelebrini you like it ????

yourusername i'm not sure will does

_willsmith2 no comment

yourusername 🤨

user18 they'll never escape their third whell

user19 i think the third wheel wants in

user20 don't blame him

samdickinson4 yeah... whatever... you guys are cute... whatever.

yourusername sorry what was that?

samdickinson4 you guys are kinda cute

mackcelebrini sorry didn't hear you

samdickinson4 DON'T PUSH IT

samdickinson4 also this is a comment you can't hear it loser

mackcelebrini hahahahhahahaha

yourusername hheheheehehehhehee

samdickinson4 SO annoying, yall are perfect for each other

yourusername we know xxx

mackcelebrini we know xxx

note: happy weekend - i have a free one so feel free to send requests :p

[mintenfresh93]

new parents | nhl texts

players: will smith & macklin celebrini

it's rookie adoption season

will smith

macklin celebrini

note: just a lil one for yall

[mintenfresh93]

friendly fire | cb98 smau

pairing: connor bedard x fem!gf!reader

connor vs your cat, a beef for the ages

yourusername

liked by fraserminte, franknazar14 and 29,034 others

tagged: _connorbedard

yourusername: don't be fooled, connor and fat bob scrapped right after slide 2 was taken

comments

user1 bedsy vs fat bob round 1 billion

user2 and you know bedsy's ass lost again

user3 it's a cat?

user4 it's fat bob

mackcelebrini @ _connorbedard STAND UP MAN

_connorbedard i'd like to see you take on fat bob dude

mackcelebrini he's a cat?

franknazar14 SAVE YOURSELF MACKLIN

mackcelebrini really?

franknazar14 do not fuck with that cat

yourusername you guys acting like fat bob is a demon, he likes you if you're pure of heart

franknazar14 he's a horrible judge of character.

fraserminten93 clearly you're not pure of heart

user5 y/n saying all that as if fat bob doesn't hate con the most

yourusername maybe that's what i like about him 😈

user6 ???

yourusername demon in other places :p

olivermoore11 we did NOT need to know that

_connorbedard

liked by fraserminten93, lardis16 and 105,843 others

tagged: yourusername

_connorbedard: taking hits on and off the ice

comments

user7 oh the second pic they make me sick

user8 dw fat bob probably maimed connor right after

liked by _connorbedard

yourusername connor this caption implies i'm beating your ass

_connorbedard i could be into some spanking action

franknazar14 HITS TOO MUCH INFORMATION BUZZER

_connorbedard i don't think they make those

franknazar14 i'm gonna go on shark tank because you've gone too far this time

user9 overrated and injury prone and joking about it

user10 fellas is it illegal to joke about your girlfriend's cat not liking you

user11 i didn't realise fat bob was the one to break connor's jaw

user12 he must be good on ice, we should sig him

fraserminten he facetimed me the whole time he was out to have a witness btw

yourusername he's a nervous boy

_connorbedard i wasn't nervous! i wanted to catch up

yourusername oh i meant fat bob

_connorbedard what does he have to be nervous about? he's built like a tank

yourusername so are you and you still like a good luck kiss anytime you leave the house

_connorbedard well...

yourusername

liked by mackcelebrini, olivermoore11 and 38,024 others

tagged _connorbedard

yourusername happy birthday fat bob.... should be a national holiday or something

comments

user13 cat had a better birthday party than me this year

user14 same cat also got held by connor bedard can we have anything?

user15 we should all just die!

franknazar14 why does fat bob have such good taste in wine ?

yourusername he was raised right.

franknazar14 if he was raised right why is my black suit jacket being sent to the dry cleaners?

yourusername you left a black piece of clothing unattended around a cat? that's on you

_connorbedard come on man even i know that

user16 considering what we know about fat bob... how did they get him in a party hat

user17 why is no one missing a limb?

yourusername oh he lets me do whatever, he doesn't really like men. he likes minty and we're slowly getting there with con

user18 so fat bob is a girls girl?

yourusername exactlyyyyyyyyy

user19 i've seen enough, bring him to a game

_connorbedard i think i've won him over with my gift

yourusername he didn't yowl at you this morning.... you might have done it

_connorbedard he knows his daddy

franknazar14 buzzer sounds

_connorbedard i am referring to my child?

franknazar14 sorry, instinct based on my trauma

_connorbedard

liked by franknazar14, fraserminten93 and 198,308 others

tagged yourusername

_connorbedard war is over. he LOVES me

comments

user20 what the fuck did he buy this cat

_connorbedard we had a sushi chef come to the house to do a seven course meal for him and i got him gourmet cat nip :P

user21 ykw HELL YEAH

user22 i fear this endeared me to him

yourusername i always believed in you

yourusername he was just standoffish because he didn't want to get too attached and now he knows you're not going anywhere

_connorbedard DAMN RIGHT I'M NOT

_connorbedard love you and fat bob to the moon and back

yourusername love you too

franknazar14 this is cute and all but this doesn't explain why he hates the rest of us

yourusername skill issue

franknazar14 your tune has changed

yourusername i can be mean now he's accepted connor

_connorbedard hehhehehehehehe

franknazar14 he BRIBED FAT BOB

_connorbedard NO I EARNED HIS LOVE

franknazar14 as soon as he shits out the sushi he'll go back to hating you

_connorbedard you take that back

franknazar14 no can do buddy

_connorbedard fine. i'll see you at centre ice tomorrow morning.

yourusername ugh that's so hot

[mintenfresh93]

bf texts | wsh2

pairing: will smith x fem reader

note: first time doing some textssssssss

[mintenfresh93]

looking in the wrong direction | fm93 smau

pairing: fraser minten x fem musician!reader

y/n has been leaving hints about a boy in her life and all roads lead to hockey. but the wrong hockey boys. over and over again.

face claim: clairo

yourusername

liked by _connorbedard, fraserminten and 409,039 others

yourusername: oh you guys brought it last night for the final show of the tour :((( so sad to be finished but thankful for the memories

comments

user1 mama don't leave us

user2 tour over and a man? have we not suffered enough

user3 a man we can't even harass smh

franknazar14 are you SURE we can't convince you to do a cheeky extra lil show in chicago

yourusername and why would i do that?

franknazar14 because you love us ???

yourusername jury is very much out on that

franknazar14 damn, tough crowd

user4 for us? so the mystery man is connor bedard ?

user5 mama that stance says he has an intact hair line

_connorbedard has anyone ever told you guys that you're fucking rude ?

user6 i hate knowing it's a hockey boy

user7 they don't deserve her :((((

user8 woke up in a cold sweat thinking about her dating a hughes brother

user9 why wouldn't she want a gold medal winner?

user10 GET OUT

fraserminten

liked by _connorbedard, lukasreichel44 and 21,056 others

fraserminten summer summer summer

comments

user11 MINTY POST

user12 ignoring the second slide for my mental health

user13 i simply can't have minty and y/n soft launching at the same time

user14 unless... they're soft launching each other

user15 are you actually deluded

user16 she confirmed it's a hockey player ? is it that crazy an assumption?

user17 uh yes? i like minty, but it's minty

user18 lowkey he can't handle all of that

user19 she's much better suited to like a mack or a jack hughes or like a slaf - yk like big time players

user20 jack hughes and y/n y/ln in the same sentence... death penalty

_connorbedard hmmmm

fraserminten can i help you?

_connorbedard maybe you can, maybe you can't

fraserminten wow this must be serious, you spelt everything correctly

_connorbedard don't try and bait me with a compliment IM ON TO YOU

user21 connor bedard you are insane

user22 and we love you for it

yourusername

liked by _willsmith2, jameshagens_4 and 556,089 others

yourusername: eligible for the draft now - @ bruinsnhl you know you wanna tank for me ;)

comments

user23 SHE'S IN THE CAPITAL TOM WILSON YOU ARE THE BOYFRIEND

tomwilson i am married, happily. to the love of my life

yourusername i'm sorry mr wilson, my fans lack decorum

user24 @ user23 you EMBARRASSED US IN FRONT OF MOM AND THE HUGE CANADIAN

mackcelebrini COMPUTER ENHANCE

_willsmith2 not ur burner IDIOT

mackcelebrini whatever hater, that's like THE rink in north van

_connorbedard god bless whatever the fuck is wrong with you

_willsmith2 call is coming from inside the house

user25 the way these comments are just a hockey player convention

user26 and none of them are leaving a good impression

user27 the bruins of it all is so intriguing

user28 is there even anyone hot enough on the bruins for her ?

user29 fraser minten?

user30 don't play in my face with this foolishness

this comment has been deleted

user30 SHE DELETED MY COMMENT ???

user31 1. you are objectively wrong and 2. you're rude as fuck

samdickinson4 so ^^^^ this defo means something right?

michaelmisa_ you gotta stop dude

samdickinson4 so a guy can't be nosey now?

samdickinson4 also minty was SHADY as fuck about his phone at training

_connorbedard if this is you @ fraserminten i will NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN

fraserminten

liked by _connorbedard, yourusername and 403,294 others

tagged: yourusername

fraserminten: FUCK YOU ALL I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT. love you baby xxx

comments

user32 UHHHHHHHH

user33 imma sit my ass down and shut up

_connorbedard he dropped the nonchalant act ???

yourusername nice spelling queen

_connorbedard why thank you

fraserminten you're talking to me a lot for someone who said they wouldn't

_connorbedard I'M TALKING TO Y/N NOT YOU

yourusername let the emotions out buddy, will you forgive minty if you can come to a studio session? you know i record in chicago

_connorbedard forgiven xxxxxx

fraserminten you are so fickle

_connorbedard i don't know what that means xxxxxx

user34 u bitches had NO faith in him

user35 first nhler to be able to read btw xx

user36 the bar is on the floor

samdickinson4 I FUCKING KNEW IT

mackcelebrini only when everyone else did all of the detective work

samdickinson4 whatevs you snooze, you lose

fraserminten you guys done?

michaelmisa_ no actually

michaelmisa_ ONE NIGHT I WALKED PAST YOUR ROOM AND I HEARD Y/N'S MUSIC BUT IT WAS ACOUSTIC. WAS SHE SINGING TO YOU?

fraserminten i couldn't sleep?

_willsmith2 you people make me sick (i'm jealous)

yourusername so breaking news: I LOVE YOU

yourusername you're so stinking cute

yourusername come back home the bruins don't need you

yourusername unless they wanna sign me too xxx (and marchy while you're at it)

fraserminten special report: I LOVE YOU TOO

yourusername

liked by mackcelebrini, _connorbedard and 1,023,483 others

tagged: fraserminten

yourusername: my beautiful lobster boy that i love so very very much. HOWEVER, you guys (i'm looking at you hockeytwt) have been AWFUL so you're not allowed to like my next album where the muse is much more sexy than ALL OF YOU.

comments

user37 holy crash out

user38 i'm not used to seeing her not be her like soft self

user39 tbf fraser has a face you'd go to war for

liked by @ yourusername

fraserminten to be your inspiration is an honour! i love you so much and can't wait to spend forever worrying you on ice and sleeping in your lap while you write

yourusername i love you too xxxx

yourusername but your job is stressful @ nhl STOP HITTING HIM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

yourusername @ bruinsnhl i think we could do with an enforcer... brad marchand perhaps

bmarch63 hi hello, my wife loves you and is very happy to know you are a marchy stan

yourusername OMG HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO

fraserminten immediately outdone on a post literally all about me

yourusername baby it's marchy

bmarch63 yeah baby it's marchy

yourusername UMMMMM ACTUALLY. only i'm allowed to call him that.

bmarch63 understood ?

user40 fine... the hockey people can stay

franknazar14 ooooooo we hear music early oooooo you're so jealous

yourusername ???

fraserminten that's connor's issue not mine

_connorbedard they were mean to me so frank can do whatever he wants

fraserminten actually they were mean to be too so !

user42 we've been invaded :(

user43 tbf they're funny sometimes

user44 fraser is nice to look at

yourusername :/

user44 I'M LOOKING RESPECTFULLY

debut post lol hope you enjoy !