Bright Eyes

You can be the King, but watch the Queen conquer.

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[pdlcomics]

who we are

[pathologising]

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

[pathologising]

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[clementineofmine]

And the other adults dont yell at you because they are all thinking, “well, she must know what shes doing cuz she keeps doing it”

[lunah-goodbye]

Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects // Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[grimeclown]

As a clown I refuse to do sexy stuff in my real actual clown outfit because that is for the kids but I have a separate clown outfit for sexy stuff.

You’re a role model and a legend

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Separation of church & state

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[beaunydoorin]

i need to stop sitting like a shrimp

[sobforsirius]

feel im always performing… but to whom??? an imaginary audience??? get it to together this isnt fleabag 

[ravenkinnie]

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

[aidashakur]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

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