This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Guys...

"No, seriously, you shouldn't break tha-- nevermind." {Indie Pre-DmmD Blog for Mizuki} {Mun is 21+} {May Will get NSFW.} {M!A: }

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// I REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD

[nasturbate]

my fav gif is still the one where the two dudes are at a sports game and one guy randomly shows up and aggressively starts to make out with one of the first two people and then the camera zooms in to the other guy, whose face shows complete confusion and terror at the gay that just went down

[survey-taker]

for all those who have no idea what he’s talking about

[nasturbate]

THATS THE ONE

[just-themys-fanarts]

{ Virus Week - Day Four : Morphine }

I really wasn’t much inspired by today’s prompt, and had really little time to draw anything, so I ended up drawing something silly. I’m always baffled with how detailed this logo is (well, most Rib logos are) and how they just tag it everywhere so easily and perfectly (even on people’s neck, yay), so I couldn’t help but imagine the moment the logo was submitted, with Virus really proud of it and how perfect it is, and Trip like “lol nope, how are we supposed to reproduce that everywhere ?” so yeah, stupid dialog and silly/crappy drawing. I hope I’ll manage to do better on the next prompts x__x

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Mizuki: So Sly texted me "How fucking dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting."

Mizuki: All I did was wake him up.

[petitamaretti]

when your friends assume… it all

also I saw this thing and this is all I could think of >A<

[polyvinylparfait]

They finally looked at each other in the eye 2 hours later and swore to never talk about anything that happened that day.

[pubertad]

[museedart]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best title of anything

[cumaeansibyl]

so I guess it was some ancient Greek who said “truth lives at the bottom of a well” and I don’t know what he meant or why it stuck, but I’ve seen a lot of 19th-century references to it (because people always love showing off how much they know about stuff)

but I like this because imagine how fucking pissed off you would be if you lived at the bottom of a well in the first place, but then you had to climb all the way out of it somehow because humans were such unbelievable assholes that you were forced to yell at them in person

[autumngracy]

“I CAME OUT OF THE WELL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO STOP”

[jake-clark]

[coffeeinmybeard]

I just spit all over my phone lol

[trapcard]

Honestly me.

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Koujaku:So, what are you lesser beauties planning to do on Valentine’s Day?

Noiz:Murder.

Mizuki:That’s the spirit.

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Mizuki: So, what’s the GP, AS?

Aoba: I have no idea what you just said.

Mizuki: Game plan, Aoba Seragaki.

Aoba: You’re just using initials now?

Mizuki: Yeah, it saves time.

Aoba: Well, not if you have to translate.

Mizuki: GP.

Aoba: Game plan?

Mizuki: Good point.

[superherofeed]

Batman vs Deadpool

[kryptonians]

Lawful Good vs Chaotic Neutral

[starrycove]

bless your headcanon

bonus:

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Dentist: Open up

Noiz: Well it all started on my 10th birthday

Dentist: no I meant

Aoba: Wait let him finish

[croxovergoddess]

My “draw the squad” memes so far

[c-a-l-e]

“Who do we have to kiss to get some liquor up in here!?”

I just want them all to get together and drink so much they get drunk for weeks drink so much goose they turnin’ into geese…

[midorijima99]

[dmmdtextscenarios-blog]

So about that “Twerk King” tattoo

[thezodiacvibes]

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