Minecraft, Muscles, Mac and Cheese

a sideblog for Minecraft and Jordan Maron appreciation

[captainsparklezsqualitycontent]

ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ...

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴꜱᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇᴢ!

ꜰᴇʙʀᴜᴀʀʏ 10ᴛʜ 1992

ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ 14 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ❤

[trashhaus-deactivated20180804]

i couldn’t let all those syndisparklez moments go to waste lbh

[luckyl96]

I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES I’VE WATCHED THIS AT LIKE, 1 OR 2 IN THE MORNING. LIKE, BRUH.

[whompwhompminecraft]

See I'm not even going to do a "Best Mianite god" poll because I know all y'all are Ianite simps

[whompwhompminecraft]

Best Mianite Season

Season 1

Season 2

Mianitian Isles

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[xxether-nanoemikoxx-deactivated]

c!Schlatt and c!Wilbur are the same type of Manwhore but c!Schlatt is a top

[insane-weasel]

Falsehood, c!Schlatt is a whiny bottom. Source: Trust me, bro.

[whompwhompminecraft]

his cock doesn't work, your honor

[magicalmanhattanproject]

c!techno isn’t a piglin hybrid. he isn’t any kind of hybrid, actually. he is simply a pig who is very good at minecraft. this is doubly true for any non minecraft aus btw

[cherrymarieee]

[whompwhompminecraft]

All the new mcyt fans stumbling across my "CaptainSparklez learns about vore" video will never not be funny to me

[whompwhompminecraft]

STOP REBLOGGING THE VORE POST

[rainia]

why does Jordan look so happy to be dressed as a catmaid lmao, every other cc looked like they were dying inside but Sparklez seems to be genuinely having the time of his life im crying

[voidandradiance]

no like he's having a great time

[whompwhompminecraft]

All the new mcyt fans stumbling across my "CaptainSparklez learns about vore" video will never not be funny to me

[nephilimfreckles]

officially converting to pig technoblade supremacy, all you weebs can die

[yourfriendphoenix]

Sparklez I am begging you to change the stream title

[whompwhompminecraft]

Sparklez says omega gamer representation

[how-do-u-art]

Grateful.

Redraw of Chuckle Sandwich Podcast #33 (The Quackity Exclusive)

They can’t keep teasing me with talk of Schlatt getting revived ;;

[offishly]

Technoblade porco rosso au. Where is it. It practically writes itself

[whompwhompminecraft]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

[tiredfoxtf]

Nothing I do is ever good

Nothing I do isn ever good enough.

I can't help but repeat myself 'I know it's not your fault'

Still lately I begin to shake for no reason at all.

I Can't Handle Change by Roar.

(/rp /dsmp)

pov: You just lost your second canon life from your vice president and now having mental breakdown in a bathroom.

[syndianites]

Honestly, the dynamic between Tucker and Tom as best friends who absolutely would push each other off a cliff is immaculate. Half the fun of Mianite is how well everyone meshed together and god I wish we could have more of whatever Tom and Tucker had.

We could just use more Tucker in general man. Our poor Mianitees get the short stick in terms of popularity.

[whompwhompminecraft]

preach 🙏