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I like dogs and space

[sockablock]

What is a DM? A miserable little pile of bad accents

[spacegarbage08]

Sent with nothing but love to MY favorite DM

[penicillium-pusher]

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

[mood-river-deactivated20200801]

Charles Darwin made this post

[penicillium-pusher]

this is the funniest goddamn reply

[sinbadism]

birds out here making some weird ass sounds

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos

[tieflng]

a family doesn’t have to be a man and a woman. a family can be a wizard, his apprentice, the fire demon who ate his heart, his cleaning lady who’s under a curse and in love with him, a senile witch who used to be his greatest enemy, a dog which belongs to his ex teacher and also enemy, a random cursed prince along for the ride, and their walking magic house

[pafucore-deactivated20240909]

Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE!

[aemryst]

M00ds

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im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[kabutoraiger]

oh to be a fictional scientist surrounded by many unnecessary & technically pointless beakers of colourful liquids

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

Sniff an leef

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[marrcelina]

brain: don’t forget to feel terrible

me: oh yeah thanks

[mymarifae]

can my atoms stop being person shaped i want to be a moss ball. i need to do photosynthesis im sick of this bullshit

[miamaroo]

Going into therapy like

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

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