An Artistic Fool

Hello! I am an artist and aspiring writer! I'll be posting my art here! I don't have much else to say, but I'll also put some other stuff here too.

[small-fairy-child]

If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

[mintyreaper]

Phoenix!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh. oh i think i just got over my primal fear of blue whales

[problematicgoldenchild]

Why did you fear whales?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for a bunch of reasons I have discussed at great length, but mostly bc I thought they were like. incomprehensibly vast

but it turns out they’re only about 2 to 3 school buses long? so slightly less than a commercial jet plane.

i’m fine with this actually

[mintyreaper]

Are you perhaps aware of the Bigfin Squid Gaud?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know how biblical accounts of angels vary so widely? like sometimes they're described as monstrously eldritch, and sometimes they're just some rando with wings?

[mintyreaper]

Please note I am neither a Christian nor someone who has ever interacted with actual biblical accounts. However, I do believe that the reason they look different with all of these variations is because they look different depending on their job. Like a Principality is a rando with wings, and then you have the many winged many eyed Seraphim. I do believe it depends on their role? I don’t study this kinda thing so I could be wrong.

[paulthebukkit]

[mintyreaper]

This is ADHD culture.

[shittycryptids]

A mitochondria that doesn't power the cell

[mintyreaper]

A mitochoffdria if you will.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just 'parent'

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please note that while progenitor, guardian, spawnpoint etc are all respected titles, they are more the equivalent of mother/father than an affectionate nickname you would scream through the house multiple times a day. gimme something we can use people

[mintyreaper]

I’ve looked this up in the past and found that the gender neutral equivalent oof mom and dad is ren. Likely a short form of parent.

[glumshoe]

So have you been to the coolest place in St Louisthe planet, the City Museum?

Haha yes, many times--I took circus classes there as a teenager!

[glumshoe]

I hated that this costume had bell-bottoms:

[mintyreaper]

I am that one person in the red stripes just goin OoO

[abhorrentafro]

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

[mintyreaper]

Time goddess murders one of her many fathers.

[glumshoe]

Peaches!

[tarilaran]

Careful, those bitches are fulla cyanide

[glumshoe]

not all of them

[envexenveritas]

All of them, unless you've taken out the pit

[glumshoe]

not all of them have pits

[softseaeyes]

Maybe I’m just confused here but what kind of peach doesn’t have a pit?

[glumshoe]

the kind that’s an imposter tennis ball

[chicleeblair]

i cant…. WHICH ONE IS IT????

[glumshoe]

This is your test. Your ancient primate answers are watching you expectantly. Millions of years of evolution have gone into this moment—can you, Child of Ape, identify fruit from not-fruit?

[mintyreaper]

Top right, a red color, but just red. Fuzzy in a way peaches are not. It is also very small.

[blurrymango]

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let’s see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

[mintyreaper]

Aspe. That’s… actually not that bad.

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[mintyreaper]

Legendary Post™

Also my name would be Rogue Wolf…

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[mintyreaper]

First of all Legendary Post™, second of all, please I want this as a tv show. 

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh....some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[revretch]

Oh damn this is REALLY good for gifs!!!!

[bogleech]

We are really in the future finally

[goatrune]

Mobile compatible!

[abd-illustrates]

Another funky Felix outfit I drew up a lil’ bit ago! V much looking forward to the session when he’ll get to wear this one 🦑👀

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[mintyreaper]

Bro the coat and pants? I want them so bad. Awesome outfit!!!

[itsapmseymour]

Long as I live and breathe, my OCs will be LGBT Reps

[mintyreaper]

Only Queer OCs Solidarity!!!

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a demon who ran away from hell and decided to live in the human realm in disguise all was going well until a someone breaks into your house kills your dog and steals your car. Without knowing what you are.

[mintyreaper]

Is this just a John Wick theory?

[goatrune]

if you set off illegal fireworks in a suburban/crowded area you’re an asshole and I hope your oven breaks

[mintyreaper]

Oh god yes. Same here and like; it’s a bunch of wooden houses kinda near each other and there will be firework bits in the street.