Alice the Tenor

Gamer, vocalist, teacher. She/Her poly and gayer than the year is long.

[rox-and-prose]

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[salamanding]

dysphoric tonight :(

[salamanding]

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

[the-tired-tenor]

"We're going to provide breakfast for all our teachers, sponsored by <local sportsball team>," and it's just fucking day old grocery store donuts. I'm going to fucking scream

[tall]

[kiwineverdies]

Doesn't it chap your ass that transmisogyny, after being coined, is discussed in academia by women who study feminist theory professionally and know what they're talking about but men care more about bullshit terms coined on fucking Tumblr.

[bloomingrefinery]

maybe trans men are excluded from academia?

[kiwineverdies]

Saying this to a transmasc uni student in gender studies really takes the cake for stupid. Congratulations.

[mousidy]

surely this can't be! the only possible reason misandry isn't taken seriously by academics would be that men are excluded from academia!

[strawhatsufi]

it would suck if trans women were excluded from academia. fortunately that only happens to men

[umbras-lunar-palace]

They cannot fathom that maybe they're the ones in the wrong and so they must create increasingly elaborate and nonsensical and easy-to-disprove excuses about why people who are well educated on these subjects do not take them seriously.

[jingerpi]

lol

this is from a study of sex workers, the broader rates are basically equal, which is still a point against bloomingfinery's argument

[jingerpi]

usts 2015

[thckskulll]

[wombwarriors]

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[stevishabitat]

Transcript from image:

From pics community on reddit

You can fight ICE by annoying them

Mess up their food/drink orders- Lose their tickets/reservations

Overtighten lug nuts, strip spark plugs

Give them incorrect but real-sounding information

Record them with your phones

Disrupt them with loud noises (car alarms, music, banging metal) and bright lights (flashlights, headlights)

Shame them

(fuck yeah)

The fascists want complacency.

Do not give it to them.

(fuck them white supremacists )

It is your right to make "Mistakes"

[bumblebeeappletree]

It’s important to note that this is a poster on a glass window. It’s very important to note that the (fuck yeah) and the (fuck them white supremacists) have been written in with a pen by someone on said poster.

Anyways fuck fascists and white supremacists

[dusttt]

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

[miliabyntite]

[the-tired-tenor]

In the modern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice, Hermes informs us that the love of Hades for Persephone is what made the world turn; however, the poet Fredrick Mercury informs us that fat-bottomed girls are what makes the world go around. These seemingly conflicting perspectives suggest that Persephone was, in the modern parlance, dummy fucking thicc; in this essay I will

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

[simzart]

Exam Knight. ⚜️

[jay-rayart]

FLY is a story about a boy who gets a second chance. Help his story take flight June 9th 11am EST on Kickstarter. Thank you for being the wind beneath my wings I hope this story lifts the world to a brighter place.

Coming soon: FLY : A Magical Black Boy Series - Pilot Animatic

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[foone]

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

[foone]

Or what you are going to be a genius about.

You have a big work project?

Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.

[unrivalling]

[the-tired-tenor]

I mean yeah, if the statement you're trying to make is that you're an idiot and a fascist then sure. This hat sure will make that statement.

[the-tired-tenor]

I mean yeah, if the statement you're trying to make is that you're an idiot and a fascist then sure. This hat sure will make that statement.

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine came out before Sea of Sorrow lmao

[the-tired-tenor]

*Adds Jasmine Vine to the list of things we got before GTA6*