“Did you see me use the love tester machine? It’s such a scam!”
“Relationships are a scam, Fern.”
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“Did you see me use the love tester machine? It’s such a scam!”
“Relationships are a scam, Fern.”
“Bailey!!! Is that a haircut? I see some volume, did you get a blowout? College bound Bailey is turning heads!”
“I’m about to turn turn your head and snap your neck.”
“Oop.”
"Unlucky in love!??! Oh screw this!”
“Lets try this love tester machine, maybe it’ll give me a clue about how my love life will turn out in university!”
the disrespect
“My little girl is now a grown young woman, graduating high school!!”
“Mom, I still get a weekly allowance from you.”
“.. Growing young woman.”
Happy Birthday to Fern, my cute lil nerd.
I’m laughing so hard because i saved right before this moment, and Fern literally DIED trying to fix the dishwasher even though she has a decent amount of handiness skill
(i reloaded my save after this, can’t have my protag DYING ON ME jfc)
“C’mere you nerds, I’m gonna miss you guys!!!”
“Yaaaay!! I’ll miss you too!!!”
“Can you both miss me less aggressively?”
“Nope!”
“A little birdy saw that Tristan has a huge crush on you~~”
“Yeah, and a little birdy told me that you’re feeling insecure because none of the boys are fighting over you like you thought they would.”
“BAILEY! >:(”
“I’m sorry, that was a little too straightforward.”
“Now you’ll have to dance with me to make up for it.”
“Hhhhh, guess I dug my own hole.”
“You know what Emelie? You’re right. Forget guys, I just need to enjoy this party with my friends. I don’t have time to worry about which boys want to dance with me or date me. I’m going away to college in a few months anyway! I can’t waste my time here! Yeah!”
“...”
“Man, even Bailey has someone to ask her to dance, even if he didn’t outright ask her to be his date. I don’t know why it’s bothering me. Not like I’m jealous, I’m super happy for Bailey. Tristan’s the only guy who’s not intimidated by her.
“...”
“Sorry, he’s not intimidated by her and you. But he is your brother so.. yeah.”
“Do you.. want to dance?”
“I don’t dance.”
“How about.. we celebrate our transition into young adults with a.. celebratory dance?”
“... Alright.”