parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
me: this is my design
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parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
me: this is my design
130809 Coffee Shop
not quite ripe
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
my tombstone will probably just say “ok"
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
there actually is a picture of cory baxter in our family room
he’s not just in the house
he’s home
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
*folds paper in half* origami
did i invite u to my bbq?
then why are u all up in my grill
what if one day you woke up and you didnt have eyebrows
Byebrows
chicken nuggets are disgusting
how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches what’s going on there