Zanne Nilsson

36 | (they/them) | Transmasc genderfluid writer/singer-songwriter ready to ruin my "author brand" one post at a time. Check out my original writing on Medium, fanfic on AO3, or my music/videos on YouTube.

[zannenilsson]

I'm not genderfluid as in "sometimes man, sometimes woman;" I'm genderfluid as in "sometimes mad scientist, sometimes sexy robot wife."

[catasters]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[teashoesandhair]

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

[teashoesandhair]

Let me be clear: if you use AI to write fanfic, paticularly if you do so in the hopes of snapping up a tradpub deal off the basis of the popularity of your worthless slop, then you are an absolute grade A ding-dong, and may the vengeful spirits of our beloved Spirk Elders haunt you via the medium of perpetual papercuts forevermore.

[creativitycache]

I am unaware of who this is referring to and feel like a small fishing boat that just saw the dorsal fin of Leviathan off the starboard bow

[teashoesandhair]

That is so extremely valid, and truly I wish that I had not myself plunged into the depths and seen the truth of the Leviathan (a gigantic plastic fish effigy that's broken off a derelict Fish & Chip shop and washed into the Atlantic: a harbinger of doom in its own synthetic tongue)

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

So many lessons in fandom and life boil down to make your own works for love of the game, don't go looking for ways to be an asshole to people, don't lie when people ask you something that challenges you to be better, and don't fucking cheat.

[miamaimania]

“Portrait of Fra Luca Pacioli” (1495) by Jacopo Barbari ⬣ Mathematics made transparent

[mathhombre]

Whole thing is great, too!

[astercontrol]

[dogpuppy]

[phelia-on-main]

I can fix her!

*points to a stack of media that didn't do right by their story/characters/relationships/everything*

[dogpuppy]

[mothman-etd]

Always fun being married to a witch.

"We need basil from the store."

"Oh do you want pesto for dinner?"

"No I need to hex someone on discord."

[mothman-etd]

"It was a bay leaf, not basil."

"Like I know these things."

[thebibliosphere]

First of all, it wasn’t someone on Discord. It was multiple people in my DC Dark Legions game.

And second of all, I’m not hexing anyone. I’m telling the fae folk. The bay leaves were just an offering.

[sewickedthread]

Have you tried on a milk & honey soaked bread with a note tucked inside? That usually grabs a fae folk's attention.

[thebibliosphere]

I am allergic to all of those things so I don’t like handling them. But it’s fine. I grew up here. My dad once left me at the fairy mound unattended on accident. They know I’m good for it.

[keltaithecrafty]

Was your dad trying to get a witch child? Because that's how you get a witch child.

[thebibliosphere]

I’ve told this story before, but in his defense, he thought I was riding on the back of my brother’s pram being pushed by my mother.

When he realized I was not on the back of the pram he started to make his way back up the hill only for me to toddle on down on my own entirely fine and unharmed. He looked down at me and said, “well, they either didn’t want you, or they didn’t want you back.” Then told me not to tell my mother 😂

[astercontrol]

does he know for certain that you aren't a changeling since that moment

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[getinuser]

did you ever wonder how they marketed Uprising because you're going to regret it, like really really regret it:

Found on vimeo.

[princessrhcenyra]

#mitch mcconnell at this point...

[bigsphinxofquartz]

(source)

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[potatochangbin]

i saw this posted on pinterest and i NEED to add the funniest comment ever

[fyodior]

a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

sometimes the reason is this

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

[tatzelwurming]

if any sinister individuals are looking to tempt someone with cursed jewelry or some sort of monkeys paw situation know that i am mentally in a place where i would consider such offers