Black and white blog

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[zoiodlula]

[moosekleenex]

[g-ayyee]

Date someone who will

wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had

tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset

be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 

touch your butt 

offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no

watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them

let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 

stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you

share your love for dogs

talk about animals with you for hours 

make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought

reassure you that they care and will always be there for you

tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 

laugh with you 

claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

[pon-raul]

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

[lilboreddev-blog]

🌸REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .🌸

[viviannaa]

Always

[drinkt0forget-deactivated202303]

[colisoes]

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[enraptored]

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[weirdwoman83]

[asking-fucking-alexandriaaa-dea]

You shouldn't have to settle for orgasmless sex & douchebags who won't look into your eyes and smile when they fuck you

[mioluls]

Love this, haha

[mioluls]

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[piercingsnotdrug]

[narcotic]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

they r deffo grey

[trapcard]

okay i dont wanna turn this into that whole blue dress gold dress shit but the right is red the left is blue

[incline-deactivated20160104]

both are grey

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

here we go

[excima]

Bye

[iwantyoudarachme]

I’m not doing this again

[mioluls]

Blue and red :)