[threedollarsdotcom]

eating credit cards right out of the bag

[miraclealignerrrr]

nunca me amaron

[kocalls]

[calebsane]

peace like a river flows

[miraclealignerrrr]

le quieren explicar stuck on the puzzle a la mismisima rompecabezas

[halflifesk666]

I will forever yearn summer ‘22

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[undertheinfluencex1]

I would rather be alone than half loved

[muppetshow2026]

slime monster obama: my jello americans

[egberts]

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

[heyvamin]

you can't hide anything from me. my intuition is too strong. I'll sense it, dream it, see it or find it out.

[lastfoxalive]

*takes puff of cigarette like in a horrible french movie* ah yes, still depressed

[polarity-disturbed]

"it's not that deep" with the power of this shovel anything is possible

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[ritualday]

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

[bloosemood]

this blog may contain sensitive content (its me im sensitive)

[striders]

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly