Sweet sugary goodness.

Miracle, agender pansexual polyamorous spacebabe/unicorn. They/Them.

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[piipstachio]

this video feels like it came from a pre-historic timeline

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

Fun fact for you, pals: Russians don't always think in English when listening to English songs. And you have no idea how weird that can be.

I know most of you never thought about that, but… GUYS.

“What Can I Do” [wɒt kæn aɪ duː] sounds awfully like “водки найду” [vɒtki naɪduː], which means “I’m gonna find some vodka”.

“Can’t Buy Me Love” [kɑːnt baɪ miː lʌv] is another gem, because I know a whole bunch of people who sing along to that with the phrase “кинь бабе лом” [kɪŋˈbɑːbi lom], which means “throw a crowbar to that [tough] woman”.

Don’t be alarmed, that’s just the way we hear things. 

I do that even when I’m sober… T_T

[uuuhshiny]

Michael Jackson’s “I’m bad” sounds awfully close to “Обед” [abed], which translates as “Dinner”. So we often call this song ”The song of a very hungry man” ;)

[breathofthechild]

It happens in spanish too!

“I wanna love you” sounds like “Agua en el hoyo” (water in the hole) and a lot of people sing it that way instead.

See also “This is the rhythm of the night” -> “¿Esos son Rebook o son Nike?” (Are those Rebook or Nike?)

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I see this entry is revived))

I need to make another example: “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer”, the “ like we did last summer” is often sung like, “и трусы с лавсаном (and the underpants with lavsan)”. I’ve seen people singing that in karaoke. As you might have guessed, that… amplifies the fun a bit.

To conclude this part, I also need to make an honourable mention. Thanks to Taika Waititi, “VLADISLAV! Baby don’t hurt me…” has gone GLOBAL)))

[degenezijde]

In Dutch, these are called “mama appelsapjes”, in honour of the refrain in Michael Jackson’s “Wanna be starting something”, which sounds a bit like “mama apple juice”.

The real classic, however, is “ik zat alleen in een vuile kameel” (I sat alone in a dirty camel), heard in “Down under” by Man at Work.

[fictionalred]

My fave will always be the opening lines of “This Sex Is On Fire”. I genuinely have no idea what the actual English lines are, but in Dutch it sounds like 

“Eeuwen geleden                                      (Centuries ago)

Ik kom met het zout”                                  (I come with the salt)

Doesn’t even make any good sense but it manages the get me going every time.

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

It gets better!! We need more stories like that ;} Other languages, anyone?

[luminarai]

oh my god, this is a huge thing in denmark with coldplay’s yellow. the lyric “your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones” unmistakably sounds like the danish “jeg sked, åh ja jeg sked en bums” which in turns means “I shat, oh yeah I shat a pimple”. it’s gotten to the point where it’s such a beloved joke nationwide that coldplay has been informed of it and find it very difficult to play the song in denmark because people simultaneously scream the wrong lyrics and lose their shit completely

[marzipanandminutiae]

I watched a Buzzfeed video about this and now I can’t hear Sweet Dreams Are Made of This without thinking “sin jeans al mediodia” (without jeans at noon)

[tecnobabushka]

Hay agua en el refri (I want to break free) is my favourite

[rubistudy]

The one direction song “one thing” is famous in France for beginning with “ive tried playing it cool” which sounds a hell lot like “attrape les mes couilles” in French :’)

[martizz]

AC/DC Highway to hell: when it goes “like a wheel, gonna spin it” in Italian it totally sounds like “le galline con le spine” which means “the chickens with the spurs” (?)

Since someone pointed it out to me I can’t I unhear it

[kabaks]

it’s widely known in turkish pop culture that the french song “si tu savais combien je t'aime” sounds like “sutu seven kamyon soforu” which means “the truck driver likes milk” ???

[miraclesounds]

In Finland Rudimental’s song Not Giving in became a meme because the way the singer says “not giving in” sounds like “nakkivene” which is sausage boat in Finnish.

[dudekafkaesque]

goblin cat and squid grandma

[roach-works]

reblog if the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left

[gingko-ghost]

They have teatime on Tuesdays!

[dudekafkaesque]

omg!!!!! 💛

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck

[apricosis]

[breadknight-likes-things]

"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York."

Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.

[miraclesounds]

“A cop on the edge, a conspiracy in the rise, a killer on the loose.”

[jacobtobia-deactivated20201119]

COVID-19 Meme stash part 1 (at The Pit of Despair) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9903FJlNj9/?igshid=zwsakm7vrc0u

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being trans is so much bigger than simply loving or hating your body. For me, it’s about hating how the world treats me/understands me *because* of my body. In a vacuum, i don’t dislike having a “male body” per se, but I loathe the way that people treat me and what people expect of me simply because i have a penis and body hair and certain hormones. The point is that dysphoria has layers. Some of it is internal, about your relationship with your own body. But just as much of it is external, about how other people relate to your body. You don’t necessarily have to feel dysphoria to be trans; you don’t necessarily have to feel trapped in your body to be trans; feeling confined by the gender binary, feeling exhausted of being oversimplified because of your birth sex, being exhausted of living in a world that continues to code everything on the basis of binary gender, and being opposed to biological essentialism are all valid ways of being/feeling trans. Transness is so much bigger than we give it credit for and that’s why I love being part of the trans community. So listen to these cute kitties! You’re perfect and valid just as you are. KITTY KNOWS BEST! 🐈🐈🐈 #transcats

(I don’t know who made these but they are EVERYTHING and if u know who made them please let me know so I can marry that person and credit them in this post thank u) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2CmdK_FVhb/?igshid=6i0gt1s76104

[jacobtobia-deactivated20201119]

Swipe for a surprise! (the surprise is that I’m a cat)

📸: @jennifercawleyphotographs https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Pdxc5Fuja/?igshid=11xllw9xnrcez

[jacobtobia-deactivated20201119]

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Beyond excited to announce my first ever television role as the voice of DOUBLE TROUBLE on Season 4 of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power on @netflix!!! Double Trouble is a nonbinary, reptilian, shapeshifting mercenary which is fabulous because that means I’m just playing myself 😘🦎 Thank you to the whole team at @dreamworksshera, @dreamworks, and @nxonnetflix for this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring a recurring nonbinary character to kids/young adult television — it’s so important for nonbinary and gender nonconforming kiddos like me to feel like we’re part of the story too 🌺 Plus a special shout-out to @gingerhazing for being the best queer creator in the universe and to @iamaj (aka Catra) for being the most lovely scene partner this nonbinary elf could ever want 🌸 Season 4 premieres on November 5th on @netflix !!! Can’t wait for y’all to meet Double Trouble — they’re devious and cute and fabulous and i think y’all are gonna love them 💚💚💚 https://www.instagram.com/p/B35G6RslN4u/?igshid=1mlai94z6auav

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Found out today that we’re nominated for not one but TWO @glaad awards this year! One for my interview on @thedailyshow, and one for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. I’d like to thank @trevornoah for looking really fucking cute in some oversized clip-on earrings, @dreamworksshera for helping me be the best mercenary I can be, and @glaad for giving me an excuse to get a new dress for the awards ceremony. Here’s to hoping our idiot president doesn’t start WWIII so we can survive long enough to bask in these accolades.

In case you didn’t know, I am a pacifist and also hate the military industrial complex. War hurts everyone, but most especially oppressed people and working class folks. War is a tool of greed/violence/brutality used by fascists, capitalists, and cowards. War is weakness; peace is strength. War is never the answer; homosexuality is ALWAYS the answer. Any questions??? https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Eq6pelBCW/?igshid=1idclbpn66ley

[jacobtobia-deactivated20201119]

Oldies but goodies from that shoot @ryanpfluger and I did in a cemetery. RIP to my luscious long hair ☠️☠️☠️ (at Hollywood Forever) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mdGX4FJJN/?igshid=1kfmt2mtq8zrw

[jacobtobia-deactivated20201119]

brb planning a gander reveal party (thank u @starkey_comics) https://www.instagram.com/p/B475z7ylv73/?igshid=1krcoexqwd7eq

[apricosis]

My new horror comedy short film is out now! Real cursed audio! Watch if you dare!

[apricosis]

Morning Mood.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

[perks-of-being-chinese]

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

[perks-of-being-chinese]

This post single handedly fucked the entire worldwide economy

[kuttithevangu]

The last time I left my house was 17 days ago and on that day I walked past a man who was sitting in his car with the windows open and as I walked past, someone on his radio said “now sports! sports is, there are no sports”

That was the last day of Massachusetts

[kuttithevangu]

Why are people commenting like “this is night vale” or “I can’t tell if this really happened or it’s an apocalyptic vision” like are you all not aware that there’s an unprecedented international disaster happening? What is not normal life in March 2020 about this post

[pteapotdactyl]

The radio channel I listen to has a guy who does the traffic report every morning and he got so fed up of saying basically "theres no traffic because everyone is at home" that he started getting listeners to message him with the traffic that's in their home. like "in Steve's house in Surrey today theres a massive delay between the bedroom and the dining room table that is where Steve is working because the dog is lying in the doorway. the current recommended diversion is via the kitchen for a cup of tea."