mlb incorrect quotes

she/they | (in)correct miraculos quotes | i don't know the original credits for most quotes so sorry about that

[miraculously-incorrect]

Nino: what if we inverted our initials? Lino Nahiffe

Marinette: Darinette Mupain-Cheng

Alya: Clya Aesaire

Adrien: Adrien Agre-

Adrien: this is a stupid game anyway

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[at a business dinner]

Gabriel: i poisoned one of the drinks, but i can't remember which one

Tomoe: the way this dinner is going, i hope it's mine

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Marinette: this girl. [slides photo across the table] i want you to shoot her in the leg

Hitman: this is a photo of you

Marinette: Adrien wants me to try zumba.

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Alya: Adrien, what kind of tea is this?

Marinette: yeah, it’s so good!

Adrien: oh that? i just boiled some gatorade

Alya & Marinette: ( ಠ_ಠ)

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Félix: so, you come here often? ;)

Kagami: how the fuck did you get into my house

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Adrien: i just told a story from when i was little that i thought was really funny, but now everyone is really quiet and Nino said "i'm so sorry"

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quote sent by @rainforestguardian! thank u <3

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Marinette: you give me butterflies

Adrien: i don't remember giving you any butterflies

Marinette: i mean i have butterflies in my stomach

Adrien: you ATE them????

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Adrien: how do i know when the water is boiling?

Félix: just put your hand in it

Adrien: okay thanks

Félix: wait no NO NO

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marinette: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it’s supposed to say “luka’s birthday”

kagami: what does it say?

marinette: “luka’s bi”

kagami: well

kagami: that could still work

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Adrien: Félix has these insanely strong opinions on everything. go on, ask him soemthing no one should have an opinion on.

Nino: hey what's the worst multiple of four?

Félix: twelve, obviously. idiot

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Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...

Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*

Chat Noir: a hazard to society

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Kagami: why do you want a dog so badly?

Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things

Kagami: so does Adrien

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Kagami: *takes Félix's phone away*

Félix: please give it back

Kagami: no

Félix: *visibly upset*

Adrien: now who am i supposed to send memes i find at 2am to?

Félix:

Félix: keep it

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Nino: do you like eating bugs?

Alya: why would you talk about eating bugs at the dinner table? let's talk about this later

[later]

Alya: so why did you ask if i liked eating bugs?

Nino: there was one in your soup and you didn't see it

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[Félix on twitter]

Félix: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards my cousin. so to my cousin Adrien Agreste, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

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akuma victim, catching Chat Noir: you have the right to remain silent

Chat Noir: i have the right, but i most definitely do not have the ability

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Marinette: last night i found out Adrien is a sleep talker

Alya: oh, really?

Marinette: "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." right. in. my. ear.

Marinette: AT 3AM

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