miranda

25 and loving cats, plants, vegan and possibly more. I’ll find out later.

[jetvein]

memories not included [ig]

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[jewishdragon]

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

[somecutething]

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

This is how I want my wedding.

[princesstigerbelle]

Same

[lost-carcosa]

Albino raccoon

[theocseason4]

Shes so fucking funny

[milkywhoreos]

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

[shiraglassman]

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

[demonladytakkuri]

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

[apocalypse-arising]

This reply made this post 101x better

[karmacharmeleon18]

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

[holydirt-deactivated20191230]

Golden letter

[oumaimas]

Peonies, Mary Oliver

[dbssh]

(image description: screenshotted text that reads

“Do you love this world? Do you cherish your humble and silky life? Do you adore the green grass, with it’s terror beneath?

Do you also hurry, half dressed and barefoot, into the garden, and softly, and exclaiming of their dearness, fill your arms with the white and pink flowers,

with their honeyed heaviness, their lush trembling, their eagerness

to be wild and perfect for a moment, before they are nothing, forever?” end id)

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[aziraphalecrowleys]

Michael Sheen & David Tennant - BTS on ‘Good Omens’

[thebyrchentwigges]

I don’t know where this came from but I NEEDED it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweet-bitsy]

HE’S SO SMART AND EVIL

[princesstigerbelle]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[meanplastic]

I AM SCREAMING

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]