everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good

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everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie drawn by Zoe Si for The New Yorker
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
Couldn't miss the chance
no i REFUSE to get on board with mindfulness guru/licensed therapist/secure attachment style Svetlana Vetrova. emotionally stunted duo that is literally soOooOo Russian they never learned how to establish a kind of intimacy not onioned in 12 layers of cool, ironic detachment.*tearing up slightly* “i think i might almost miss you when i move to Boston” “Ew. Anyways. for unrelated reasons i have accepted a job offer in Boston”
like the Svetilya friendship is literally so enduring because they are each others Emotional-Support Enabler. they would feel so betrayed if bestie actually pushed them to open up about their (gross) feelings. when one of them looks too sad the other drags them off to a bathroom and lovingly racks up a line. Here baby do some designer drugs abt it. offered escapism as a love language. quit being passively suicidal and dress like a slut bcs we’re going out! I know you crashed hard out of the Olympics BUT, I brought you this twink as a consolation prize. *google calender alert for the anniversary of Well, You Know* cancel everything we’re weekending in Miami. Why don’t we fuck til it turns both our brains off. Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella, I Am Here For You.
Don’t kill yourself I literally got us tickets to Coachella is sooooo #mySvetlanaandIlya.
She literally got him twink bussy and a fat line as prezzie to cheer him up after he bombed at the Olympics like.
She is ALSO an emotionally avoidant fuckboy that’s the beauty of it all.
"it was bad on purpose" is always my favourite fandom conspiracy
HOLLANOV: i know what you like, i don't have to read your mind ↳ carla's song
Pick your Ilya 💛 ♥️
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ilya entering that bathroom in vegas: funny meeting you here😜wasn’t it hot how all those people were just looking at us and they don’t even know that we fu-
shane, immediately:
Connor Storrie Has Explosive Outburst in Tense Criminal Minds: Evolution Clip (Exclusive) | via people
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Thinking about what the meaning of "You believe in God?" "It's better than the alternative" becomes when specifically Eva Stratt says it. Better than the alternative, which is that there is no power in all of this that is higher than me
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