most unusual, so peculiar

tumblr ancient. 30s. she/her. in love with love. part time nomad. trans rights now 18+ minors dni pfp by the incomprable @srapsodia

[theamazingbard]

the first thing u should know about me is that i just say shit

[catscenter]

[gaypriori]

can someone design an algorithm that superimposes this wholesome piece over every single political cartoon that the internet has to offer

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone else at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

[keposhka]

*ru paul voice* and say hello to our extra special guest judge, the SLAYYYvior of the broken, the beaten, and the GLAMMED, Gerard Way!

gerard:

[goodreadss]

Water Lilies 1914 Claude Monet

Little Islands at Port-Villez 1883

[scurrymovies]

[catchymemes]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[isbergillustration]

Prideful Awooing

[chaoticaesthetician]

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[lesbianfemmes]

The ultimate move 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

LMAO I HATE EVERYTHING

[standardpackage]

When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device

[powerfulpomegranate]

What I say: I want to write

What I mean: I want the words to spontaneously flow out of my head and onto paper without any effort on my part

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[eun-ychu]

Day 9: lonely wizard

…who’s not so lonely