Jules of Nature
Love Begins
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[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[sighs] I’m… sure we’ll figure it out in time.
Hm, don’t take too much time figuring it out or else it might slip right past your fingertips.
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I think, therefore I’m single.
So true though, little deer.
Though there are probably more reasons you’re single.
Really? I wasn’t expecting that. [He still sounds calm and like he’s being polite but he obviously isn’t]
Are you sure they weren’t begging for food, chere?
Well, you see…I’m afraid they lie outside of the circus grounds. Fans are unfortunately not allowed special entry. [He just so happens to be holding fanmail]
I’m much older than you, brat. Respect me or else.[short temper equals angry Margaux]
Only a taste of what I had to give, cher.
Regretfully so too, they should be allowed to come see me at any time they wish. I’d be glad to give them a show. [too busy glaring and then lighting herself a cigarette to even care what he has in his hands][little shit]
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[frustrated sigh] I– I don’t know, Margaux, it’s all happened so quickly. I don’t even know if you can call what we are a– a relationship? [another sigh] I don’t know…
He’s certainly nice and charming, though in an almost annoying way, and I enjoy his presence…
[a short moment of sadness passes over her face before she sighs] That’s good then, Roderich. Attraction should not be limited to just physical or from how good someone fucks.
And if you want it to be a relationship, call it such.
I think, therefore I’m single.
So true though, little deer.
Though there are probably more reasons you’re single.
Cute’s a different thing from sexy, chou. [He says this rather quietly, like he’s still being polite but] Also, I don’t exactly see men lining up for you…
I know that much, biche. I’ve been called sexy many a time in my life. [she responds, her voice a bit harder than before][how dare this child say something like that to her]
You’ve just never seen me during a show or even when I’m out of my mirror. I’ve had many men groveling at their feet for me to even give them a moment of my time.
Also where are your men and women hm, Chou?
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[flustered spluttering] Yes–! It was a lapse in judgement on my part and we were both intoxicated so it has nothing to do with now…!
Oh but you enjoyed it from the noises you made~ [coos at him]
And that’s how you two got close though right? So it does have to do with now.
So I’ll ask again, are you seeing him simply for the fact he’s a good fuck? Or do you feel a connection to him that’s not physical.
I think, therefore I’m single.
So true though, little deer.
Though there are probably more reasons you’re single.
[He huffs] Really now? Mind enlightening me? [He’s trying to fix his hair in the mirror]
Well you’re not as cute as me that’s for sure. [snickers and steps to the side in the mirror so he can at least see himself] So that’s one reason.
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
It was not– [stammers] It had nothing to do what happened, can you not talk about that so– so freely??
[pushes herself away from the chair and walks closer to him]
Talk about what so freely? Gilbert fucking you into a mattress?
Is that what you don’t want me to talk about?
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[blushes at that] I– I beg your pardon?!
I asked you if he was a good fuck. Was he that good in bed that you just had to date him? Ooh or maybe there’s more to it - a pity fuck? I didn’t see the whole thing mind you, just you moaning like a whore before I went to another mirror so it could very well be just a pity fuck.
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[sighs] And how, exactly, do you want me to elaborate? If I’m assuming correctly you saw the whole thing to begin with so I really don’t think I need to explain myself.
[hums and walks around him in a circle before leaning against the back of a chair] I’m just wondering why him of all people. Was he that good of a fuck?
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I agree completely. So many people think they know everything about anything and then there’s people like... me, who do know everything and have to deal with their asses. [sighs dramatically]
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[huffs, looking away as he adjusts his glasses] …Don’t expect me to elaborate.
I don’t expect you to, but I want you to.
I think, therefore I’m single.
So true though, little deer.
Though there are probably more reasons you’re single.
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[sighs] No, thank you.
[shrugs] More for me then.
[downs the rest of the glass before walking over to his mirror and pressing her hand against it, there’s a moment of just that before the mirror gives and her hand goes through it, her brows furrowing while her hand is inside before she removes it, the glass now gone] [looks at him now, putting her hands on her waist] So, bird boy huh?
Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
I think, therefore I’m single.
Life’s too short to bullshit.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
I’d rather die my way than live yours.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[deadpan] Oh, I’m so honored.
You should be. [sips at her wine once more before holding it out to him] Merlot?
[just walks into his tent without a care in the world, wine glass in hand] So.... [swirls the glass of wine around] You and your boyfriend are disgustingly cute.
[he was going to ignore her and keep playing violin but he’s caught off guard, hitting a wrong note]
[frowns her way] …Can you for once respect my privacy?
[short, dry laugh] Of course. I’m sure that will draw in the crowds.
That paired with my beautiful self will bring the crowds in thousands! Of course they’ll all be here for me, but you and the others might get some too.
