IN A HOLIDAZE SENTENCE QUOTES. writing prompts from the book in a holidaze by christina lauren. change pronouns, names, and details as you see fit! tw: mentions of alcohol & s**ual themes
❝ call me a harlot. call me impulsive. call me hungover. ❞
❝ i am a notoriously wussy drinker and he is a notoriously horny one. ❞
❝ we made out in the mudroom. ❞
❝ please don't say it like that. ❞
❝ i mean, you're a people-pleaser. ❞
❝ i didn't do it to make anyone happy! ❞
❝ it wasn't that calculated, okay? ❞
❝ are you attracted to him, though? ❞
❝ your expression is telling me it was terrible. ❞
❝ he licked my face. like, my entire face. ❞
❝ you are not the first two people in history to have drunkenly made out. ❞
❝ do i pretend like nothing happened? ❞
❝ you're the most emotionally intuitive locksmith alive, you know. ❞
❝last night was nothing. i should have known you'd make a huge deal out of it. ❞
❝ think i'll take my coffee outside and enjoy the last morning here. ❞
❝ was i talking to myself? ❞
❝ you're awfully chipper this morning. ❞
❝ what's with the weird vibe? ❞
❝ that's right, jackass, i'm right here. ❞
❝ give her some support, you idiot. ❞
❝ i swear i've seen that before. ❞
❝ what the actual fuck? ❞
❝ you're staring at me like you don't know where you are. ❞
❝ i'm just a little foggy today. ❞
❝ are we flirting? this feels like flirting. ❞
❝ i guess we can be glad he's moved out of the designer sweatpants phase? ❞
❝ does any of this ring a bell? ❞
❝ i think it's possible i'm in the past, repeating the same holiday, and i'm the only one who knows it. ❞
❝ you didn't, by chance, get into my little blue bag, did you? ❞
❝ and you didn't think to warn him? ❞
❝ what else happens tonight? ❞
❝ we gather here in december to build snow creatures, sled down huge mountains, make piles of cookies, and watch our parents get day-drunk. ❞
❝ we used to pretend to be in a rock band and you'd be david bowie and i'd be janis joplin. ❞
❝ you talk in your sleep but unfortunately never say anything scandalous or interesting, it's mostly about food and spreadsheets. ❞
❝ i don't know what i'm going to think if you're right. ❞
❝ what is romance again? ❞
❝ you and me are two peas in a pod. ❞
❝ we both wake up with the sun. ❞
❝ i lived a strange double life as a nude waiter in arizona. ❞
❝ i remember sleeping in these as a kid and pretending i was luke skywalker sleeping in a tauntaun. ❞
❝ you have a moisture problem. ❞
❝ i promise i've never said that to a woman before. ❞
❝ hey, that's going to be my masterpiece! ❞
❝ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. ❞
❝ i'm fine. just living the same freaking day over and over again, but whatever. let's just get on with it. ❞
❝ screwdriver. heavy on the juice. ❞
❝ no offense, you're a lightweight. ❞
❝ last week i had a dream i worked at a carnival. for, like, a week afterward i kept feeling like i was constantly late to work at the cotton candy booth. it was crazy stressful. ❞
❝ i don't like walnuts. ❞
❝ i ate four chocolate chip pancakes once and threw up in papa's car. ❞
❝ we're going to build a snow monkey. ❞
❝ damn him and his good decisions. ❞
❝ you were too busy starting a snowball war. ❞
❝ do you hate the traditions? ❞
❝ you say that as if your parents don't like being parents. ❞
❝ i used to feel so bad for you. ❞
❝ i'm just tired of being so careful all the time. ❞
❝ we brought this tree in, like, two hours ago. what if there's a squirrel still living in there? ❞
❝ your butt is vibrating. ❞
❝ you have the entire world to choose from and you go to hawaii? ❞
❝ why aren't you wearing a hat? ❞
❝ well, for the record, i'm always here for kisses. ❞
❝ after what you said last night, i thought you were going to kiss me back there. really kiss me. ❞
❝ i never knew you were an option. ❞
❝ it never occurred to me that you might be mine. ❞
❝ in college, one of my fraternity brothers kept a chicken living in his room for an entire year and none of us had any idea. ❞
❝ i have a tattoo of a parrot on my hip that i got when i was in vegas with some friends. ❞
❝ i'm not ticklist anywhere. ❞
❝ i'm glad there are some things i don't know about you. ❞
❝ what must it be like to have had s*x with so many people that you have to first name-last initial them? ❞
❝ i hated my college roommate so much that i used to use her toothbrush as a fingernail brush after volleyball practice. ❞
❝ in college i had a crush on a guy who, i eventually found out, was legally named sir elton johnson because his parents were clearly insane. he went by john. ❞
❝ i broke up with my last boyfriend because he tasted like ketchup. ❞
❝ i came down to get you, but i couldn't bring myself to wake you up. ❞
❝ i think interrupting a mistletoe kiss is bad luck. ❞
❝ don't you get creeped out, sleeping by yourself out there? ❞
❝ i'm telling you i can't watch anything scary, even funny-scary. ❞
❝ i'll always take kissing over killing. ❞
❝ i can't figure out if you've been put off by that, or turned on by it. ❞
❝ am i supposed to be hiding people in my closet? ❞
❝ you really are a terrible drinker. ❞
❝ you're yummy under here. ❞
❝ we never get skies like this at home. ❞
❝ i have never been that close to death. ❞
❝ obviously everything down there is terrible and horrifying? why has no one ever told me the truth? ❞
❝ i wanted to-but i couldn't hold my breath- it is so hot in that flannel sleeping bag, there's, like, no air. ❞
❝ we're the good kind of weird? ❞
❝ it is good-good that you are naked. ❞
❝ don't stop. please, don't stop. ❞
❝ i'd wanted to do that with you since i knew what s*x was. ❞
❝ probably because you're sleeping with his brother and he has no idea. ❞
❝ i feel like everything is about to change. ❞
❝ well, that got dirty fast. ❞
❝ i assure you, sweetheart, it's your proximity. ❞
❝ i will die on the white chocolate is not chocolate hill. ❞
❝ it tastes like fake mint and ass. ❞
❝ you've clearly kept it from everyone. ❞
❝ i don't even know how to start. i'm still trying to figure out how to react. ❞
❝ i don't know how to say this so i guess i'll just come out with it: i feel like you led me on. ❞
❝ i don't understand why you're mad. ❞
❝ did you know they've played this song every twenty-two minutes? ❞
❝ you were almost k*lled twice in five minutes. ❞
❝ are you sure you didn't dream this? ❞
❝ i'm the prize at the end of your game? ❞
❝ what's happening to me isn't bullshit-whether you believe me or not. ❞
❝ when the friendship is worth it, people work through things. ❞
❝ i am the human equivalent of a fart that clears a room. ❞
❝ it's okay to be messy sometimes. ❞
❝ we thought we'd wait to open presents until you got home. ❞
❝ i want you to be proud of me. i want to be proud of myself. ❞
❝ i am always proud of you. ❞
❝ the only person whose expectations you have to live up to is yourself. ❞
❝ what an unexpectedly chipper greeting. ❞
❝ i am in an unexpectedly chipper mood. ❞
❝ in the realm of romantic love, i am - how do i say it? quite shitty? ❞
❝ everyone has been amazingly patient with my mental calamity. ❞
❝ so you were really into my brother all this time? ❞
❝ did i mess things up with you two? ❞
❝ i brought you a present. ❞
❝ i'm not mad at you. i'm mad at myself. ❞
❝ every second with you was perfect. ❞
❝ you wanted to get me alone in the spot where we first kissed so you could admit that i was right all along. ❞
❝ peppermint kisses are delicious. ❞
❝ i felt like you needed space. ❞
❝ i'm on a collision course with adventure and ready for anything. ❞
❝ i truly believe you have some sort of closet kink. ❞
❝ to think of all the years we wasted not doing this. ❞
❝ have you ever had a girl sleep with you in here? ❞
❝ mom and dad were, like, five feet away. i was way too self-conscious to get the job done. ❞
❝ how do you expect me to walk after that? ❞
❝ shortest midlife crisis on record. ❞
