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coping with the pain of living by being a little silly
-any Skullduggery villain ever
You did it for Peaky Blinders so can you do a Taylor Swift song association for TMNT please!? Mikey is so Tied Together With A Smile coded
Rise!TMNT + their Taylor Swift songs
oh man. you're so right about mikey. i think i'll do this for every iteration i've seen and feel confident about... some answers would probably be similar but there's so many little differences and nuances with every version that would be good to make sense of. and when tortured poets drops i'll update the list if any apply! i have a feeling the black dog will sneak in somewhere...
let's start with rise! my choices are based off of a combination of lyrics, production, and just overall vibes and i put an unnecessary amount of time and effort into this by considering songs, albums, and defining lyrics so i won't be accepting any disagreements
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Leonardo
anti-hero
dear reader
nothing new
castles crumbling
mirrorball
album/s: midnights + speak now
lyric/s: itâs me, hi, iâm the problem, itâs me
Donatello
youâre on your own, kid
cowboy like me
mastermind
karma
...ready for it?
album/s: evermore + midnights
lyric/s: iâm only cryptic and machiavellian âcause i care
Michelangelo
new romantics
tied together with a smile
paper rings
bejeweled
untouchable
album/s: lover + fearless
lyric/s: but youâre untouchable, burning brighter than the sun
Raphael
long live
never grow up
seven
electric touch
fearless
album/s: speak now + fearless
lyric/s: you held your head like a hero / on a history book page... long live all the mountains we moved / i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
Whatâs your favourite sfw head canon that you personally have for any of the turtles?
oh thatâs a good question. and i knew my answer immediatelyâŠ
iâm very adamant that every version of leo is a communist or at the very least a staunch socialist and he only veers further left as he gets older. i feel like as a vigilante and a hero who sees a lot of the nastier side of the world, you kind of have to be pretty socially and morally conscious, and most versions of leo have spent a lot of time meditating over the poverty and pain heâs seen.
(what he doesnât admit to people, however, is that it all actually started when he watched mamma mia! and listened to money, money, money by abba)
idek what you'd do with this but you're a Taylor fan so peaky blinders characters and their corresponding Taylor song/s
ooooh this is a good one. and surprisingly difficult. and i'm trying not to repeat songs which is hard when all of these people are so desperately mentally ill...
Peaky Blinders Characters + their Taylor Swift songs
warnings: needlessly long
Tommy Shelby
mr perfectly fine - does this need explaining? he is mr casually cruel, mr everything revolves around you
so dignified in your well-pressed suit / so strategised, all the eyes on you / sashay your way to your seat / it's the best seat, in the best room / oh, he's so smug, mr always wins / so far above me in every sense / so far above feeling anything
dear reader - burn all the files, desert all your past lives
Alfie Solomons
london boy - i laughed with this but i will stand by it for obvious reasons
getaway car - i will take no comments on this
i knew you were trouble - he is trouble
beautiful ghosts - it mentions london and thatâs good enough for me
i know this life isnât safe / but itâs wild and itâs free
style - we never go out of style (alfie to tommy probably)
look what you made me do - honey, i rose up from the dead, i do it all the time
Arthur Shelby
this is me trying - iâm not sure i can find a song more fitting
they told me all of my cages were mental / so i got wasted like all my potential
renegade - is it insensitive for me to say âget your shit together so i can love youâ?
you fire off missiles âcause you hate yourself / but do you know youâre demolishing me?
forever winter - heâs up, 5am, wasted / long gone, not even listening
in short, poor arthur
Polly Gray
sad beautiful tragic - it just feels right
mad woman - iâm struggling to explain these choices but theyâre correct
castles crumbling - yes
my tears ricochet - also yes
Ada Shelby
dorothea - i thought hard about this one so you better agree
you got shiny friends since you left town
itâs never too late to come back to my side
fearless - she is
a place in this world - i'm just a girl / trying to find a place in this world
ours - communism
John Shelby
i forgot that you existed - i am sorry john
the way i loved you - he and esme are crazy
but i miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain / itâs 2am and iâm cursing your name
can you tell i struggled
girl at home - youâre married john
Michael Gray
foolish one - heâs dumb as hell
never grow up - just is, could be him or polly
the lucky one - you wonder if youâll make it out alive
bad blood - well
Grace Burgess
when emma falls in love - when emma falls in love, she paces the floor / closes the blinds and locks the door
she wonât walk away, unless she knows she absolutely has to leave
and all the bad boys would be good boys / if they only had a chance to love her
Lizzie Stark
donât you - this fits her so well and i will not entertain any arguments about it
i heard sheâs nothing like me / iâm sure sheâll make you happy
sometimes, i really wish that i could hate you / iâve tried, but thatâs just something i canât do
youâre losing me - we thought a cure would come through in time, now i fear it wonât
now i just sit in the dark and wonder if itâs time / do i throw out everything we built or keep it
May Carleton
august - you werenât mine to lose
Finn Shelby
exile - iâm hilarious
youâre on your own, kid - see above
Esme Lee
crazier - yes
someone needs to write a rhaenyra x harwin fanfic throughout the dance (with a vaguely happy ending) and by someone i mean me
Safe | Rhaenyra x Harwin
warnings: none? maybe mentions of death and violence, anxiety, fluff? shit title again? idk
summary: rhaenyra canât stop thinking of what cristan cole has done and her anxiety keeps her up. luckily she has a strong man to keep her safe from her fears and her own thoughts
word count: 860 (ish) short i know
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Despite the late hour, Rhaenyra stared as sputtering flames danced over the remnants of molten wax. The Red Keep was silent save for the decaying whispers and crackles of candlelight and the Princess found herself smothered by the eerie quiet.
She did not know where her new husband was, the other side of the bed left cold and untouched. Perhaps it was for the best, Laenor was clearly distraught and Rhaenyra was not in the mood to give comfort. Would her father have Coleâs head for his violence? Lord Corlys and Princess Rhaenys would push for it no doubt, as would House Lonmouth.
He would deserve it, she admitted to herself. Of all the people to do something so reckless and vicious, Ser Criston Cole would have been Rhaenyraâs last guess. Although, she supposed, suggesting she run away from her duties - her birthright, her throne - had been rather reckless and perhaps she should have seen something like this coming.
As if she would ever leave her life, her family or Syrax just to become the wife of a lowly sellsword. She was Rhaenyra Targaryen, she was the blood of the dragon and Ser Criston Cole was a knight from Dorne with far too high an opinion of himself. He would choose to besmirch her honour, her familyâs honour, in order to somehow repair his own which he had willingly forsaken.
Rhaenyra scoffed to herself. Just who did he think he was? Her hands betrayed her and shook as she clenched them into fists. They hadnât stopped shaking the second she set foot into her chambers. Who in the Seven Hells did Cole think he was? How dare he do this to her? Heâd been her confidant, her lover-
She shut her eyes tightly. After countless hunts and tourneys and senseless jousts she barely blinked at violence, so why could she not stop the shot of fear stinging her thumping heart? Surely heâd be punished, she reasoned. He had not only murdered the Knight of Kisses and ruined her wedding, heâd struck Lord Laenor and surely her father wasnât stupid enough to risk the wrath of his cousin and her husband again.
Logically, her fatherâs decision was simple; execute Ser Criston and appoint a new Kingsguard. Perhaps it would reflect badly on Rhaenyraâs decision making - having chosen him herself and keeping him so close to her - but that was an easy price to pay for his disposal. But the Princess knew her father was weak-willed. Everything he did proved it - marrying Alicent in the first place proved it - and she couldnât trust him to do his duty. He had to be forced to do it before, had to have his arm twisted beyond the break, to see Otto Hightower for the manipulative climber he was.
As the candleâs embers finally flickered out, Rhaenyra couldnât stop terror from gripping her heart in its palm. Her chambers were dark and empty, and she glanced in the direction of her door, unable to make it out in the black. Perhaps she did wish for Laenor to be here, even the sounds of his crying would assuage her fears right now.
How could she have been so stupid? How could she have trusted so implicitly someone so unworthy of it? If it didnât terrify her so much, she would have felt suffocated by her embarrassment.
Hesitantly, the Princess placed her bare feet on the cool floor of her chambers. Her movements were almost silent, the ruffling of her sheets sounding painfully loud in the quiet of the night. She breathed deeply as she stood, and steeled her resolve even as her hands refused to quit their trembling.
It took far too long for her to stumble through the dark and reach her door. She felt like she was a little girl again, afraid of stories told by wicked septas to misbehaving children. Her hand reached out slowly. Who would be outside? It wouldnât be Ser Criston anymore, it couldnât be. It would be insanity if he was allowed anywhere near her again. Logic and reason didnât stem her anxiety, but she finally met the door and pushed.
âPrincess?â
Rhaenyra could have sobbed at the deep voice that met her. âSer Harwin,â she breathed.
The eldest son of the Hand of the King could barely make out the Targaryen heir in the dim light. âAre you well, Princess?â
She almost giggled. Gods what had she been thinking to make her act like this? The whole thing was absurd, of course she was safe, of course Criston was no where near her chambers. âYes, thank you, Ser. I was justâŠâ Rhaenyra couldnât think of a reasonable excuse that didnât make her sound mad or pathetic but she didnât need to.
âI understand, Princess.â She couldnât see his face but Rhaenyra could feel his soft smile and hear the gentle warmth in his voice. âYouâll be safe tonight.â
Her eyes pricked with tears and a lump caught in her throat. âI know.â She closed her door behind her before he could reply and slid to the floor as fear released its grasp on her now steady heart.
Ser Harwin would keep her safe.
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started: 26/09/2022
updated: 27/09/2022
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mutuals whatâs ur sign and how often do u cry im doing research.. for example im a capricorn and i probably cry 3 times a year
Since you mentioned Harwin⊠(smut pleek)
Princess | Harwin Strong
i had no idea what you wanted other than *harwin* so i hope you like this!! (tho the title sucks so bad but iâm too lazy to think of a better one)
warnings: smut, 18+, mentions of loss of virginity?, bits of fluff ig, fem!reader (?) x harwin but other than that thereâs no specifications!
idk how to do this warning shit ngl. also my first time writing smut and you didnât really specify so⊠also itâs not proof read at all so read at your own risk
summary: the morning after ser harwin breakbones carries his princess to safety and has his way with her
word count: 1.2k (ish)
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Whispers of dawn kissed her cheeks, bursts of gold rallying against the dark of her closed eyes, and the Princess smiled against the softness of her pillow as she registered the warm weight slung over her bare hips.
Harwinâs calloused hand was splayed against her stomach, holding her close throughout the night and break of day. Her smile grew wider as he grumbled unintelligibly and his grip tightened. She could only spare half a thought for her dear sister - poor Rhaenyra stuck with a heartbroken Laenor on her wedding night - as she felt her new found lover stir.
âGood morning, Princess.â
His voice, deep and still cloaked in sleep, was laced with a sense of smug satisfaction she would have found insufferable on anyone else. Luckily for Ser Harwin Strong, she found him far too endearing for her own good. âGood morning, Ser.â
She could feel his lazy grin against her shoulder as he peppered gentle kisses along her smooth skin. âSo proper,â he teased as his kisses reached the slope of her neck.
âIâm a Princess,â she sniffed, tilting her head.
He smirked and bit her neck lightly, âA dirty Princess, what would your father think?â
Holding in her whimper, the Princess arched a brow despite knowing he couldnât possibly see it. âIâd rather not think of my father at all, thank you.â
Harwin hummed as he nuzzled her jawline. His heated breath made her shiver and his grin widened. Last night felt like a dream - one heâd had many, many times over the past few moons. A dream that was often accompanied by his hand in his trousers after. King Viserys would have his head on a spike if he ever found out just what the knight had done to his precious daughter, but Harwin couldnât find it in him to care much. He had the most beautiful woman in Westeros in his arms and he wasnât about to let any man - King or not - stop him from relishing this moment.
She turned to face him and his heart stuttered at the softness in her eyes as she smiled. No one had looked at him like that before, certainly not a Princess.
âWhat?â
His own smile turned just as soft. âYouâre beautiful.â
She snorted lightly and he had to stop himself from looking like a complete idiot and confessing his love and adoration at the sound. âRhaenyra is the Realmâs Delight.â
He couldnât help himself; he pressed a tender kiss to her forehead and grasped her chin delicately in his large hand. Gods when had he last been this gentle with anyone? She seemed so small compared to him - although most people were small to him - and his chest felt tight in the best possible way as he looked at her. âYou are the most breathtaking woman I have ever seen.â
A blush crept up her neck and Harwin smiled smugly at the sight. She had been so confident the night prior, seeing her uncharacteristic shyness before him now made his cock stiffen and, judging by her deepening flush, she could feel it too. âYouâre the first man Iâve lain with,â she admitted.
He didnât tell her that he hoped heâd be the only man sheâd ever lie with. Instead he opted for the safer choice, âWell one union had to be consummated, Gods know your sisterâs wasnât.â
She gasped indignantly and slapped his chest. âSer Harwin!â
Clasping her hand to his chest, he leaned over. âYes, Princess?â He was lying fully on top of her now and he felt his pride swell as her eyes flickered to his lips.
âYouâre incorrigible.â
âI figured that having fucked the Kingâs daughter, a few jests on his heirâs behalf couldnât make things much worse.â He grinned as she gaped up at him and took the opportunity to finally kiss her lips again.
She moaned quietly as she parted her lips for his tongue. Harwin made her feel a thousand things at once. She couldnât tell if she was excited or scared or shy or offended anymore, all she knew for certain was the very obvious effect he had on her body.
The Princess had resigned herself to admiring the knight from afar until he had carried her to her rooms during the commotion at Rhaenyraâs wedding. Having him in her rooms after saving her like that⊠how was she meant to resist him?
She was no damsel in need of saving like in one of the stories her mother had told her as a child, but being tossed over his strong shoulder after he had immediately stepped into the fray to save her set off the butterflies in her stomach.
It was wrong. Her father would lose his mind if he found out, especially after the recent rumours of her sisterâs indiscretions. But she couldnât ignore the thought that he might consent to a match between them and her groan as Harwin slipped his hand between her thighs was far louder than she had expected.
âYouâre so wet for me, Princess.â
She groaned again and shut her eyes, unable to stop herself from grinding against the palm of his hand as he fucked her with his fingers. Harwin didnât bother to disguise his own groan as he watched his fingers disappear into her over and over.
âLook at me.â
It took an embarrassing amount of effort for her eyes to open and find his. His intense stare alone almost pushed her over the edge.
âYouâre going to look at me while you come undone on my fingers, Princess.â
She couldnât hold back her whimper. âYes,â she breathed.
Harwin grinned at her. âGood girl.â He added a third finger and watched as she struggled to keep her orgasm at bay. Gods she was stunning: legs spread wide just for him, hair wild against her pillow and her chest flushed.
âHarwin.â
âPrincess?â
She could barely form a sentence. âPlease.â
âUse your words.â
A brilliant shade of pink covered her cheeks. Sheâd never felt so submissive in her life. She was a Princess, she wasnât meant to take orders from those beneath her, and yet here she was acting like a whore - on the verge of begging - for a mere knight. Gods she loved it. âI can feel it, please.â
âSuch a good Princess,â Harwin murmured as his fingers found her clitoris. Her moans were so loud he almost feared the entirety of the Red Keep would hear but he didnât stop and he didnât dare tell her to be quiet. âLet go for me.â
He felt her shutter around his digits and he stared, transfixed, at the way her thighs shook and her bosom heaved. Her moans gradually turned to soft whimpers and Harwin made sure she watched as he licked his fingers clean. She tasted even better than she had last night.
It took a few minutes for his Princess to catch her shaky breath and Harwin swallowed roughly as he studied the glisten of sweat on her brow. âI suppose I ought to do the honourable thing now.â
The Princess looked at him in confusion, mind still clouded with pleasure. âHonourable thing?â
He couldnât stop himself this time. âIâm going to love you, wed you and fuck you for the rest of your life, Princess.â
created a new blog to post anonymously rather than my old account that has way too many followers đ«Ł
iâm just gonna use this to practice my writing so if anyone wants to request anything related to hotd/got/asoiaf (especially harwin), pretty much any classic, peaky blinders (especially alfie, i might have a type) etc. go ahead because i need to practice as much as possible
if youâre unsure if iâd write about a certain show/book/movie just ask and iâll let you know. i like a lot of different things and consume a lot of media so thereâs no way i can name them all but my only solid rule is that i wonât write about real people
barely anyone will see this but feel free to message and request if you do!
created a new blog to post anonymously rather than my old account that has way too many followers đ«Ł
iâm just gonna use this to practice my writing so if anyone wants to request anything related to hotd/got/asoiaf (especially harwin), pretty much any classic, peaky blinders (especially alfie, i might have a type) etc. go ahead because i need to practice as much as possible
if youâre unsure if iâd write about a certain show/book/movie just ask and iâll let you know. i like a lot of different things snd consume a lot of media so thereâs no way i can name them all but my only solid rule is that i wonât write about real people
barely anyone will see this but feel free to message and request if you do!
House of the Dragon Lore!
According to Fire & Blood, every single member of the court is intensely horny for Harwin Strong. Regardless of sexuality, relationship status, or political faction, any person to go within a hundred yards of the Red Keep or otherwise encounter Harwin Strongâs beautiful, beautiful eyes is described as invariably head-over-heels in love with Ser Harwin. Hereâs a couple of quotes from the text and surrounding sources:
âLike, Iâm straight,â the King is reported to have said, âbut I get it, dude. I definitely get it⊠I wish he carried me like that.â
- King Viserys I Targaryen, after the wedding of Laenor and Rhaenyra, as described by Septon Eustace, Fire & Blood Chapter XIIS: The Heirs of the Dragon Addendum - On How Hot Harwin Strong Was
âWe actually had the budget for twelve episodes, but we just kept shooting shots of Ryan [Corr] over and over again. Altogether, spent ten million dollars on that. Directors, crew, writers, even - just letting the camera shoot, wasting film, standing around just staring - all of that. Three separate people proposed to Ryan on set. Iâm still hoping he reconsiders and accepts mine.â
- Clare Kilner, director, House of the Dragon (2022) episodes 4 and 5
âI think itâs known that the first scene I ever wrote or imagined for A Song of Ice and Fire was when the Starks find the direwolves in book one, but what people donât know is that the first character I ever conceived was Harwin Strong - well, back then he was Hot Harwin Strong, but eventually realized that the attractiveness was already implied enough in the name. When I first gave my publishers the book, in fact, they told me they couldnât publish it - it was four hundred pages of an intricate, dark fantasy story and another thirteen hundred pages describing how hot Harwin Strong was and how everyone was attracted to him. So I had to cut out the parts about Harwin and thatâs how we got A Game of Thrones. Luckily, however, that got popular enough that I can finally publish Harwin Strong: Hottest Knight in Westeros on its own. Winds may get delayed, but I think thatâs a price we can all accept.â
- George R.R. Martin, author of the A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Harwin Strong Diaries: Firsthand Accounts of the Most Attractive Man Ever
sis, arguing that Lewis has enough titles is a weak argument for why slurstappen âdeservedâ his rigged championship
Bro I donât care if you like/support M*x. That is your own choice. But if you decide to support him but at the same time claim to be in support of Feminism, a clean sport, BLM, the LGBTQ+ community, not using slurs etc, then you will inevitably face uncomfortable questions how you can tolerate his behaviour when it goes against everything you allegedly stand for.Â
And if you say âitâs not that deep I just like his bastard attitude/heâs just jokingâ then you are still supporting him and enabling this kind of behaviour. Because he thinks âI have fans who like what I do, who donât care about this eitherâ and heâll continue to do that. Will continue that in a sport that is already incredibly toxic. Will continue with sexist jokes that feed directly into the world view of so many men who think itâs funny to harass women.
Itâs fine if you donât care what he does. But then donât claim to support Feminism, BLM, the LGBTQ+ community etc while at the same time support a man who gives a shit about all of that. We donât need your âsupportâ then.
And for me personally, you supporting him is a clear indicator of your character.
And I donât want to have anything to do with people like that.Â
"It's not about racism, people just don't want to see the same person win"
Lemme break something down to you
Lewis had to learn martial arts from the age of six because he was racially abused and wanted a way to defend himself.
Still a child, (8 I think?) he picked up karting and as soon as he appeared on track, a group of adults was saying from the start that he's not going to achieve anything, that he should give up and stop showing there. Lewis was still a very young boy when for the first time he heard from his father the words "Be careful what you're doing, they're watching your every step" (paraphrasing)
So after winning his karting championship, he felt like he wasn't allowed to celebrate on track. He sang "We are the champions" in the car with his dad. From the youngest age he knew that expressing any kind of emotion can be turned against him.
2007 was the first year a black man raced in Formula 1. F1 races are being hosted from 1950.
In 2007, Lewis' first year in Formula 1, he was racially abused at Chinese Grand Prix, by Spanish fans (and that's sadly the only information I've got, I couldn't find any details)
In 2008, at the Circuit de Catalunya, several fans wore blackface.
In 2008 as well, a page named "burst Hamilton's tyre" was created, encouraging fans to "leave nails on the track for Hamilton to run over".
Those were his first two years in Formula 1. Extremely warm welcome, don't you think? Surprisingly enough, Lewis was the only one receiving awful treatment and insults. I wonder why?
Lewis was always open about the racial abuse he experienced from the youngest age, and spoke up about it way before the 'We race as one' campaign and BLM.
In 2020, when he finally gathered the courage to loudly speak up about his rights and the rights of other people and actively support BLM and campaign against racism, he was called a clown who brings unnecessary politics to the sport (let me pass over calling human rights politics). Jackie Steward felt the need to loudly criticize Lewis, saying that there is no racism in Formula 1 and if you're good enough, you will be accepted. The same Jackie Stewart was called the most racist and hostile driver Willy T Ribbs has ever dealt with. Mario Andretti sided with Stewart as well, saying that Lewis created a problem that doesn't exist. Obviously, they are both white.
In Formula 1, there are two big allies to LGBTQ+ community that loudly speak up about the topic - Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton. Only one of them is widely criticized for it and accused of doing it for 'woke points' and - once again - bringing politics into the sport. I will let you guess by yourself.
After Silverstone 2021 crash, Lewis was denied the right to celebrate his victory. He received racial abuse so severe, Instagram and Facebook needed to step in. Additionally, (if I remember the numbers correctly) 20 000 posts on Reddit had to be taken down and 6 000 got banned. Several teams aired pointless statements that they do not condone racism and racial abuse. There shouldn't be the need to release those statements, as it should be something normal and obvious.
In 2021, Lewis is the only driver being booed on every track, during every session and regardless of his result. At Spa and Zandvoort the booing got so bad he couldn't hear the questions the interviewer asked him.
He's always the one being blamed for every incident that happens, no matter what statement the FIA releases.
Recently, Bernie Ecclestone said that Lewis should retire in honour of Michael Schumacher and prevent himself from beating his record "out of respect".
Now I want you to take a look back and think of any driver who received similar treatment.
I want you to take a look back and think of anyone in F1 being criticized and insulted for every move he makes.
I want you to take a look back and think of any driver who needed fourteen years in the sport to develop enough courage to express how they really feel and what they stand for.
Do you really think people don't want to see the same person win? Or maybe you just hate seeing a successful black man beating every record in the whitest sport on earth?
can u post the f1 opinions. i just got into f1 and i would like to hear them đ
wasn't expecting this at All but don't fucking mind if I do lol
The cards have been stacked so consistently against Lewis Hamilton this season. From the get go this season of racing was treated like the first 'anti-mercedes' season, as F1 introduced numerous new rules and regulations that played directly against Mercedes. This was due to Formula 1 as a sport making a huge effort over the last few years to balance out the playing field (rightly so, in my opinion), as viewership had been consistently dropping due to the fact that Mercedes were so ridiculously dominant. Races were becoming predictable and honestly... Boring.
So they needed to do something about this. Specifically, take that Mercedes dominance out of the equation, or at least tone it down. This I have no issue with. The sport has to evolve, and a fairer sport is a better sport.
During the rollercoaster of a season, there are numerous occasions where, of course, Hamilton and Verstappen end up battling wheel-to-wheel. A large proportion of these occurrences ends in contact, or Hamilton either yielding, or being forced off the track. This is due to what Red Bull like to call Verstappen's "hard racing". (Yeah, they don't like being called aggressive, they specifically ask it to be called 'hard' rather than 'aggressive'). Which wouldn't normally be an issue if the FIA were consistent in appointing penalties. There is a rulebook, and if rules are broken penalties will be assigned. But due to the political nature of the sport, it's never as cut and dry as to whether or not a rule has been broken. There's a lot of bias in F1 because there's a lot of money, power and respect innately entwined in F1.
So, as the season progresses Hamilton gets some penalties, Verstappen gets some of his own, as you could expect from a title fight. But it is Verstappen and Red Bull's attitude towards the season that I cannot empathize with. To Red Bull, Verstappen can do no wrong. This comes through in Verstappen's attitude towards Hamilton. He has said he does not respect Hamilton, called him a criminal, and refused to celebrate on the podium alongside him. Despite all this, Verstappen wins today and Hamilton shakes his hand and congratulates him. I could never.
Not only has Verstappen had the bias and support of the sport's governing body, but he also had multiple physical advantages this year such as two races being held at the red bull ring, Red Bull being ASKED WHICH PENALTY THEY'D PREFER (could talk about that for a week) and Hamilton not entering a race due to covid. He also has been given Far more leeway in his 'hard' racing this year than Hamilton ever had.
Hamilton's racing is and always has been highly scrutinized. This is partly due to Hamilton being so dominant in the sport for so long, and partly (in My Opinion) for being an outspoken black man in a historically white sport. He has been extremely vocal in affecting change in the sport he loves. Man's out here doing the Most in his power in a sport that is notorious for not listening.
Anyway, so you have multiple instances this year where Verstappen has been let off the hook for bending (and sometime shattering) the rules. But the second Hamilton refuses to yield to Verstappen (as we saw in the British GP), he is at fault, dangerous and a criminal. Shits insane to me. And this behaviour repeats.
So, now you have steeply climbing viewership throughout the season, and you are expected to deliver on a climax to one of the sport's most thrilling seasons - arguably in its history. The last time two drivers were tied for points going into the final race was in 1974.
Hamilton has this win in the bag from the first corner. He's a tenth of a second faster in his reaction time than Verstappen, and he's gone. Until the last few laps when the safety car is deployed. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what happens as you've watched the race, but I'm saying it. Rigged.
We hear over the radio that the cars separating Hamilton and Verstappen will not be allowed to get out of the way. If things stay where they are, Hamilton wins the race, probably under a safety car. That is NOT the ending to such a high-octane season that the fans want. The rules state that you can remove the lapped cars during a safety car, as long as you remove ALL of the lapped cars. This does not happen. Only the cars between Hamilton and Verstappen are removed. This is against the rules. On some of the occasions during this season there is some grey area about what constitutes a violation of the rules but to me, this couldn't have been clearer. Red Bull needed to win this race. In this moment, Michael Masi, race director, would decide who won the F1 world championship. And he chose to crown Max. He changed the fate of an entire season because he needed this fairytale ending for Red Bull. And they got it.
To me, this is not sport. I do still think Verstappen is a talented racer, and deserved to win a championship one day. But not like this. And he knows, he's well aware that this was provided for him. As are all the other drivers on the grid. And despite it ALL, not once has Hamilton spoken negatively about Verstappen or disrespected him as a person or a driver.
TL;DR: Hamilton is such a fucking GOAT that even with all the advantages Red Bull have had this year, Verstappen still needed to be handed the trophy.