GarbageMan64

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[askmortimer]

Brother, I wish.

[idontusethisbloganymore000]

The boxers during halloween

(sees christmas decorations being put up) HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN!!! HALLOWEEN!!!

Glass Joe

- has a vampire costume and is giving out candy himself since "hes too old for all of this"

- buys those big family size packages of candy to give out, he likes them because he can snack on candy when halloween ends

- purposefully calls obvious costumes dumb stuff to get reactions out of people

- "oh yeah did you dress up as my moms curtains??"

- "IM A GHOST AND YOU ARE FRENCH!!"

- drinks a glass of tomato juice with his costume for extra realism

Von Kaiser

- He dressed up as the frankensteins monster, only for his students to dress up as him

- He gives out raisins and toothbrushes for halloween along with fruit (NOOO!!)

- does scary roaring sounds to scare people, only to get laughed at, thats what you get for giving out healthy food during halloween

- tries telling scary stories and gives up halfway through

Disco Kid

- dressed up as a fully functional disco ball (functional almost autocorrected to father LMAOO)

- goes out trick or treating himself but gets bored

- watching bad quality horror movies with Mac to laugh at them

- helps the kaisers students toilet paper his house for fun

- carving pumpkins with the others

King Hippo

- dressed up as a Hippo (how creative of you)

- does trick or treating with Disco kid, after disco got bored he went all out on his own and got a lot of candy

- He ate the pumpkin he was supposed to carve, no remains left, also totally unrelated: has anyone seen Joe's pumpkin carving knife?? That he was supposed to carve pumpkins with??

- his dentist will not be happy

Piston Hondo

- dressed up in sailor moon cosplay, rocking it as he should

- is the one giving out candy because imagine if a famous boxer dressed up as sailor moon came to your house for candy,seems like a fever dream

- helping Kaiser un-tp his house

- attempting to call bloody mary for the 10th time, She probably blocked your number already leave her before she gets a restraining order please

- sad that he has no one to match with

Bear Hugger

- dressed up as the lorax, matching with someone else as the greedler (im not spoiling it shut up) the squirrel is joining them dressed up as those bear things in the movie

- giving out entire bottles of maple syrup during halloween, people dont exactly hate it but its kind of a jumpscare seeing someone dressed up as a maple tree hand you maple syrup

- tried to sit on a pumpkin, only to break it instantly

- people keep assuming he dressed up as a Cheeto puff

Great Tiger

- dressed up as a fairy princess, yes hes a fairy, yes hes a princess and no he will not share his magic with you, jealous ass

- using his flying to his advantage by flying around with fairy wings on

- throwing "fairy dust" (glitter) around, people keep finding glitter in their food, costumes, socks and basically everywhere

Don Flamenco

- who'd you think was matching bear hugger? hes dressed up as the greedler and rocking it, how bad can he be anyways?

- loses 10 years from his life eveytime someone doesnt notice the refs he makes to the movie

- if anyone actually gets the ref he'll break out into song like hes in a musical (a punch out musical would go hard actually)

Aran Ryan

- a demon witch, matching with great tiger and also throwing "evil dust" (Hot pepper flakes) around, aran i think youre just assaulting people

- robbed Kaiser from his actual candy he hid away

- evil cackling as he attempts to fly on his broomstick, only to fall on his ass

- chasing Joe with the carving knife

Soda Popinski

- a fridge, he deadass just wore a entire fridge with soda in it

- pulling out random stuff from the fridge and handing out to people, Water? Drink up, tomatos? Here you go!!

- keeps getting stared at but in a good way

Bald Bull

- hes just in a bull onesie because he lost a bet, embarrased but he finds it comfy secretly, fell asleep in it at some point

- people keep calling him a cow and its driving him crazy

- "moo"

- "IM A BULL GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL BLIND ASS BITCHES"

- watching movies and falling asleep

- carved a pumpkin with Joe and ended up laughing at it with him for 10 minutes

Super Macho Man

- himself, hes not giving out any free shout outs today

- fuck you super macho man

- carved himself into a pumpkin

- He cant keep getting away with this

Mr Sandman

- dressed up as a mummy since he didnt have enough time to think about it

- hes the only one who can actually scare people with and without his costume

- tried to put a pumpkin on his head, sad because it didnt fit

Extra

- kaisers students did the trenchcoat gag, dressef up as him and tried to buy a car with 10 dollars and a dance performance

- mrs bear dressed up as a princess and did her make up, looks stunning

- carmen dressed up as a flamingo

- soda has to pay back that fridge now

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the boxers at a fancy restaurant

help my posts arent getting as much likes as before has tumblr decided to kill my blog, also pretend they actually started hanging out very recently and no one really tolerates aran yet

Glass Joe

- casually trying to have his escargot, pretending aran didnt just order chicken tenders at a 5 star restaurant

- chugging down on red wine like your aunt at the family reunion after the divorce

- you know how your mom gives you THAT stare when you sit in a "not very proper" way at a guest's house? Hes just giving that one look at anyone misbehaving

- doing his best to not break a bottle on someones head, broke a wine glass in his hand from anger

Von Kaiser

- Just staring at Joe, eye to eye, trying to talk in stares, cant tell if Joe is judging him or trying to beg for help

- side eyeing anyone in his vicinity who dares to actually call out the awkward tension thats in the air

- choked on his spaghetti halfway through the dinner

- trying to signal to Joe to put down the wine glass

- planning to just get up and leave

Disco Kid

- not feeling the tension in the air, treating it as everyone being shy, got hit in the face with the realization halfway through his steak, his smile faded quicker than he blinked

- concerned for Joe, kind of afraid to ask if hes okay

- avoiding eye contact as much as possible, only to end up staring into the soul of a underpaid waiter

- wanted to order off the kids menu but too embarrased

King Hippo

- Casually eating, hes the only one not understanding the tension

- accidentally ate a fork

- Just eating his lobster bisque not understanding why Joe is staring at aran with murderous intent

- staring off into the void

Piston Hondo

- my god this mans TENSE. Sweating his soul out both from the stress in the air & bright lights. is concerned if hes using the correct fork while king hippo just eats the plate

- visibly sweating, cant tell if hes being held at gunpoint or having dinner

- staring at his plate in fear

Bear Hugger

- trying to do icebreakers but falling, getting dirty looks from Joe

- stuffing grilled salmon in his pockets for mrs bear

- planning to escape from the bathroom window

- also visibly tense, staring at hondo with a look of concern only to get another look of concern back

Great Tiger

- sipping his drink while pretending to be calm, internal screaming

- looks really calm, is actually considering teleporting away

- blinking to avoid eye contact

Don Flamenco

- casually chatting away with Hippo, trying to live laugh love out of the stress

- only person who had the gut to tell Joe to stop drinking wine

- "joe, arent you having too much wine?"

- "no."

- feels like hes on death row

Aran Ryan

- ordered chicken tenders from the kids menu, got up to annoy the lobsters in the lobster tank at some point

- talking about childhood memories, thinking hes clearing the air when everyones just concerned and wants to leave

- hit on a waitress while ordering orange juice, how romantic

Soda Popinski

- chatting with king hippo & don flamenco, hes not aware of the tension and thinks everyones just awkward

- only person Joe isnt side-eyeing

- actually listening to aran talk

Bald Bull

- got up halfway through and escaped from the window in the bathroom, ran to his limo & went away, hes not having this today no thank you, also got piston hondo along with him since he was concerned he'd have a heat stroke

- was eating mussels, actually enjoyed it until the tension got too much for him

- not going to acknowledge the fact he climbed through a bathroom window just to escape until hes on his death bed

Super Macho Man

- came 20 minutes late, no shame, no guilt, reeking of axe body spray

- casually eating his food while flexing his watch, no ones listening please just eat your food

- not a hint of stress from him, Just live laugh love'ing out here

Mr Sandman

- also side eyeing everyone, not that tense but more judgy, def thinking "im the only normal one here"

- got a headache

- regrets planning this out

[punchout-ispunched-deactivated2]

I absolutely LOVE these istg these crack me up 🫶‼️

I feel like King Hippo looked exactly like this while eating and staring off into the void

All of them r actually so funny it’s just making me laugh uncontrollably when I read any of them 🙏‼️

[mirroredknight]

Punch Out Wii Title Defense 2: The Red Gauntlet

I decided to make hopefully my last NES styled related fanart for Punch Out Title Defense 2, which is by @matchamabs

[matchamabs]

he's finally done!!! hehe ok 2 finally top off my title defence 2 series, our main man! he's using every trick you've faced so far in one fast-paced, brutal fight so. good luck 👍

but rlly tho i had a lot of fun with this project. ill probably post some design notes over the year bc theres so much that i wasnt able to put in the drawings alone!

[fizzym0th]

People eater by sodikken but with II AUs and stuff

I just really like darkfics

[punchsea]

We need a gay cold war movie now

[sloshys]

I need a shitty Cold war movie abt these two please

[mirroredknight]

Punch Out Wii, Title Defense 2: NES STYLED

All of the concepts and designs (except for Mr Sandman and Donkey Kong) are all by @matchamabs

[doodzoodz]

Finally got off my ass and made an account on here. Enjoy my art dump.

[jinxxxception-deactivated202408]

a bunch of random doodles because why not 🤷‍♀️

[darkita11]

Carol Cóndor "The Cruel Dancer"

Carol Cóndor (nicknamed The Cruel Dancer) is a freelance boxer and a professional Cueca dancer from Chile.

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (1987)

Nickname(s): "The Cruel Dancer"

Rated at: 144 lbs. (65 kg)

Nationality: Chilean

Age: 24

From: Santiago, Chile

Rank: #4 mayor circuit

Total fights: 30

Wins: 20

Wins by KO: 13

Losses: 10

He made his debut in 1987 on Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! as the first opponent you face from the mayor circuit. His signature move, the Earthquake, consists of a stomp on the ground followed by a fast uppercut. He's a body swap of Piston Hondo.

Super Punch-Out!! (1994)

Rated at: 144 lbs. (65 kg)

Nationality: Chilean

Age: 24

From: Santiago, Chile

Rank: #2 Mayor circuit

Total fights: 38 fights

Wins: 26 wins

Wins by KO: 19 ko

Losses: 12 losses

Carol Cóndor reappears in Super Punch-Out!! in 1994 as the second contender on the mayor circuit. He's notable for moving around the ring a lot, probably a reference to the Cueca Dance. His Earthquake attack has been improved to two fast uppercuts that can knock the player out.

If he wins against your boxer by KO he will stomp the ground making the screen shake a bit and laugh at the player. His body swap is Heike Kagero.

Punch-Out!! (2009)

Rated at: 144 lbs. (65 kg)

Height: 5'8"

Nationality: Chilean

Age: 24

From: Santiago, Chile

Rank: #1 mayor circuit

Total fights: 30

Wins: 20

Wins by KO: 13

Losses: 10

Carol Cóndor returns on the Wii in 2009 for Punch-Out!! ranked as the #1 boxer on the Mayor circuit. He's seen more aggressive and angsty this time sporting makeup reminiscing of death metal while keeping his signature smile. Despite his more intimidating behavior on this instalment of the game his attacks are easily predictable.

His montage shows how his aggressiveness and lack of finesse made him fail at dancing contests, making him turn to boxing. In Title defense he seems unhappy and irritated, smudging the makeup on his face, so he returns to his dancer roots wearing his Huaso boots with spurs.

When taunting he will quickly raise one of his legs going for a fake kick. Dodging it will make Carol laugh and throw a fast punch, dodging the punch gives a stun opportunity. You can body blow him as he raises his leg to earn a star. In title defense he will actually kick the player, shortening the star opportunity window.

His signature attack "The Earthquake" also got more aggressive. He will back up and stomp the ground two times and charge the player (similarly to Bald Bull's "Bull Charge"). He then throws an overhead punch (similar to Mr. Sandman's) staying bent over for a bit, then throwing an uppercut as he stomps the floor once again.

Sooo I finally made a Punch-Out self-insert/OC (pretty much just me if I was a boxing dud)

Went the extra mile and tried to make it look canon heh (not to mention that I wrote all of this referencing the wiki)

Hope you like him! Gonna draw more of him... Once I'm done with this wave of tests (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)b

Btw for the Wii drawing: left is contender and right Title defense :)

[darkita11]

[matchamabs]

huzzahhhh a collection of design stuff for glass joe's title defence 2! i'd love to do more for joe but. man. i really fucked myself making his design soooo fuckin elaborate. anyway. here u go. part 1 of lots i think...

[matchamabs]

finally its done!! thats all three circuits! <3 it was a super fun little challenge between working on comics, but its not quite the end cos ive got some ideas for cutscene storyboards n whatever so. ill just b doin those as i feel like it. hope u like my lil au heheh

Minor Circuit | Major Circuit

[matchamabs]

heeere's the major circuit! my hand hurts. some of these ideas kinda hit me like a brick in the moment tbh, i like em a lot. <3 if i knew how to mod these into games id be doing it in a heartbeat. guess ur just gonna have 2 settle for fake game screenshots for now

Minor Circuit | World Circuit

[matchamabs]

So like I've been tryna keep myself busy thru burnout for other stuffffff n ive been messin with this lil au thingy of a second title defence mode where the boxers r even MORE beefed up than before. i ended up makin up some fight additions too to make em harder opponents. anyway heres the minor circuit <3

Major Circuit | World Circuit