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“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)

“Awbringum…” :’((

SHIT (She runs up to them) I’m sorry miss, he hasn’t had any of his vaccines and he’s just completely feral because of it.. he’ll be better soon

“Lemme pet?” :))

(He sniffs her cautiously and rubs his head against her hand. He seems to be making purring sounds)

Ohhh, god what the-

FUCK???

(He immediately tackles Paxton, growling and biting her. He’s protecting his new friend)

HEY STINKY!

(He sits down and stares at her for a long moment before bursting into tears)

I fucked up

(He crosses his arms) you sure did, asshole! You’re just a big bully for picking on me and my new friend..

WHA- that right there, is mine! Whatever it… she is, is mine!

No!!!! She’s my only friend!!!!! Leave her alone!!!

“Friend?” :))):)

Yeah!!! You really get me

“Com home wih me?” :)):)

What the fuck no? I have parents weirdo.

“Awwwh” :((

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)

“Awbringum…” :’((

SHIT (She runs up to them) I’m sorry miss, he hasn’t had any of his vaccines and he’s just completely feral because of it.. he’ll be better soon

“Lemme pet?” :))

(He sniffs her cautiously and rubs his head against her hand. He seems to be making purring sounds)

Ohhh, god what the-

FUCK???

(He immediately tackles Paxton, growling and biting her. He’s protecting his new friend)

HEY STINKY!

(He sits down and stares at her for a long moment before bursting into tears)

I fucked up

(He crosses his arms) you sure did, asshole! You’re just a big bully for picking on me and my new friend..

WHA- that right there, is mine! Whatever it… she is, is mine!

No!!!! She’s my only friend!!!!! Leave her alone!!!

“Friend?” :))):)

Yeah!!! You really get me

“Com home wih me?” :)):)

[I’m a fetus in a jar. Happy times.]

:)):)

#officialverse

doomguy-official

Rip and tear

RIP AND TEAR

Righp n teahr!

YES

Wraaaaagh!

Rip and tear

RIP AND TEAR

Righp n teahr!

“Aiwonamplom hwghh$!hbdteraebaem!” :))

coyote--official

…What.

“Aeeerh?”

“Aiwonamplom hwghh$!hbdteraebaem!” :))

#officialverse

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)

“Awbringum…” :’((

SHIT (She runs up to them) I’m sorry miss, he hasn’t had any of his vaccines and he’s just completely feral because of it.. he’ll be better soon

“Lemme pet?” :))

(He sniffs her cautiously and rubs his head against her hand. He seems to be making purring sounds)

Ohhh, god what the-

FUCK???

(He immediately tackles Paxton, growling and biting her. He’s protecting his new friend)

HEY STINKY!

(He sits down and stares at her for a long moment before bursting into tears)

I fucked up

(He crosses his arms) you sure did, asshole! You’re just a big bully for picking on me and my new friend..

WHA- that right there, is mine! Whatever it… she is, is mine!

No!!!! She’s my only friend!!!!! Leave her alone!!!

“Friend?” :))):)

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

Oh?

Vhat’s wrong, my friend?

“Humbgry…!” :0 :))

Here, I hope you vould like it.

[gives sandvich]

[Snff snff]

“Anetrda gbarreaeh!” :))

Does it taste gut?

“Mryeah!” :DD

Oh, good! At least you like it, ja?

[pats back]

Vould you like anyzhing else?

“We gao hoame, now?” :))

Alright, my friend. Ve’ll get zhere shortly.

[Shiver]

“Coalde!” :((:(

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)

“Awbringum…” :’((

SHIT (She runs up to them) I’m sorry miss, he hasn’t had any of his vaccines and he’s just completely feral because of it.. he’ll be better soon

“Lemme pet?” :))

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

Oh?

Vhat’s wrong, my friend?

“Humbgry…!” :0 :))

Here, I hope you vould like it.

[gives sandvich]

[Snff snff]

“Anetrda gbarreaeh!” :))

Does it taste gut?

“Mryeah!” :DD

Oh, good! At least you like it, ja?

[pats back]

Vould you like anyzhing else?

“We gao hoame, now?” :))

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

Oh?

Vhat’s wrong, my friend?

“Humbgry…!” :0 :))

Here, I hope you vould like it.

[gives sandvich]

[Snff snff]

“Anetrda gbarreaeh!” :))

Does it taste gut?

“Mryeah!” :DD

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

Oh?

Vhat’s wrong, my friend?

“Humbgry…!” :0 :))

Here, I hope you vould like it.

[gives sandvich]

[Snff snff]

“Anetrda gbarreaeh!” :))

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)

“Awbringum...” :’((

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)

“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)

(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)

“Puppy!” :)::))

[She pats his head.]

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

Oh?

Vhat’s wrong, my friend?

“Humbgry...!” :0 :))

“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“

(He runs up to her, barking angrily)

“Bork barfk…! :)):D”

(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)