“Porp azykmer… :(((:’(“
(He runs up to her, barking angrily)
“Bork barfk…! :)):D”
(He sniffs her for a minute before lifting his leg and peeing on her)
“Ygankloj ahemmrb!” :))):)
(He stares at her for a long minute before barking, this time happily, as he chases an invisible tail. Maybe he wants to be friends..?)
“Puppy!” :)::))
[She pats his head.]
(He doesn’t like that. He bites her hand roughly)
“Awbringum…” :’((
SHIT (She runs up to them) I’m sorry miss, he hasn’t had any of his vaccines and he’s just completely feral because of it.. he’ll be better soon
“Lemme pet?” :))
(He sniffs her cautiously and rubs his head against her hand. He seems to be making purring sounds)
Ohhh, god what the-
FUCK???
(He immediately tackles Paxton, growling and biting her. He’s protecting his new friend)
HEY STINKY!
(He sits down and stares at her for a long moment before bursting into tears)
I fucked up
(He crosses his arms) you sure did, asshole! You’re just a big bully for picking on me and my new friend..
WHA- that right there, is mine! Whatever it… she is, is mine!
No!!!! She’s my only friend!!!!! Leave her alone!!!
“Friend?” :))):)
Yeah!!! You really get me
“Com home wih me?” :)):)
What the fuck no? I have parents weirdo.
“Awwwh” :((













