Crow, play Despacito

[Colossal washes in with the tide, unconscious. Do you:

Wake him up?

Leave him alone?

Push him back into the ocean?]

*The coyote just watches for a bit, curious. Then they give him a light poke.*

[Colossal doesn’t react. You’ll probably need to do something stronger than a poke, since he’s a giant ice person.]

*They poked him again, but this time with more force.*

[Still no reaction.]

Hmm… *They try a Punch*

[Colossal instantly wakes up in response to that, now ready to share some hands with whoever punched him.] WHO DID THAT

...What.

[Colossal washes in with the tide, unconscious. Do you:

Wake him up?

Leave him alone?

Push him back into the ocean?]

*The coyote just watches for a bit, curious. Then they give him a light poke.*

[Colossal doesn’t react. You’ll probably need to do something stronger than a poke, since he’s a giant ice person.]

*They poked him again, but this time with more force.*

[Still no reaction.]

Hmm... *They try a Punch*

[Colossal washes in with the tide, unconscious. Do you:

Wake him up?

Leave him alone?

Push him back into the ocean?]

*The coyote just watches for a bit, curious. Then they give him a light poke.*

[Colossal doesn’t react. You’ll probably need to do something stronger than a poke, since he’s a giant ice person.]

*They poked him again, but this time with more force.*

[Colossal washes in with the tide, unconscious. Do you:

Wake him up?

Leave him alone?

Push him back into the ocean?]

*The coyote just watches for a bit, curious. Then they give him a light poke.*

official--steward

*Steward, Marion, and Lex are just kinda sitting around. They seem to be attempting to have a conversation… emphasis on “attempting”.*

“…Y’know, back home I’d of probably eaten you by now.”

“Please don’t.”

“….”

Never thought I’d see a badger, a squirrel and a dog in the same place.

marion--official

“GAH!” Marion jumped in surprise. “How long have you been there?!”

“…I’m a coyote.”

*Steward also seemed rather surprised by the newcomer’s sudden appearance.*

I just walked over here.

“Aight. The name’s Lex. Or Arden. Either works.”

“…Marion.”

Jazz fiesta.

“Jazz, eh? Well, ya like jazz?”

“…How do you even know of that movie?”

*The badger just facepalmed.*

Actually my parents name me that because they met at a jazz club, so yeah.

*Lex blinked.*

...What’s a jazz club.

*The badger raised a paw for a moment...*

*Then put it back down*

“I still want to know how you know about the Bee Movie.”

official--steward

*Steward, Marion, and Lex are just kinda sitting around. They seem to be attempting to have a conversation… emphasis on “attempting”.*

“…Y’know, back home I’d of probably eaten you by now.”

“Please don’t.”

“….”

Never thought I’d see a badger, a squirrel and a dog in the same place.

marion--official

“GAH!” Marion jumped in surprise. “How long have you been there?!”

“…I’m a coyote.”

*Steward also seemed rather surprised by the newcomer’s sudden appearance.*

I just walked over here.

“Aight. The name’s Lex. Or Arden. Either works.”

“…Marion.”

Jazz fiesta.

“Jazz, eh? Well, ya like jazz?”

“...How do you even know of that movie?”

*The badger just facepalmed.*

official--steward

*Steward, Marion, and Lex are just kinda sitting around. They seem to be attempting to have a conversation… emphasis on “attempting”.*

“…Y’know, back home I’d of probably eaten you by now.”

“Please don’t.”

“….”

Never thought I’d see a badger, a squirrel and a dog in the same place.

marion--official

“GAH!” Marion jumped in surprise. “How long have you been there?!”

“…I’m a coyote.”

*Steward also seemed rather surprised by the newcomer’s sudden appearance.*

I just walked over here.

“Aight. The name’s Lex. Or Arden. Either works.”

“...Marion.”

mirrorpax-official

“Aiwonamplom hwghh$!hbdteraebaem!” :))

...What.

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

…Middle what?

A school.

Is that a human thing?

I mean their might be schools for animals.

Okay so first explain what a school even is, otherwise I can’t confirm or deny.

A school is a place you go to learn new things that your suppose to do in life or a career.

Hmmm…. nope. We animals don’t have that.

What’s a career.

Something you pursue like a job.

“pursue”… So, like, when you’re super starving, desperate for food, and this kitten you thought was just roadkill gets up and runs, so you chase after him?

What no it’s a thing that people settle with for their life.

#Officialverse #Anonymous

Weird...

Aw, come on! Surely, you've heard of roadrunners?

????????????????????? what

#Anonymous

MEEP! MEEP!

...What?

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

…Middle what?

A school.

Is that a human thing?

I mean their might be schools for animals.

Okay so first explain what a school even is, otherwise I can’t confirm or deny.

A school is a place you go to learn new things that your suppose to do in life or a career.

Hmmm…. nope. We animals don’t have that.

What’s a career.

Something you pursue like a job.

“pursue”... So, like, when you’re super starving, desperate for food, and this kitten you thought was just roadkill gets up and runs, so you chase after him?

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

…Middle what?

A school.

Is that a human thing?

I mean their might be schools for animals.

Okay so first explain what a school even is, otherwise I can’t confirm or deny.

A school is a place you go to learn new things that your suppose to do in life or a career.

Hmmm.... nope. We animals don’t have that.

What’s a career.

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

…Middle what?

A school.

Is that a human thing?

I mean their might be schools for animals.

Okay so first explain what a school even is, otherwise I can’t confirm or deny.

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

…Middle what?

A school.

Is that a human thing?

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!

I’m a coyote. Not some dumb pet.

Also literally where have you been if you think animals talking is weird or something?

Ah a normal middle school.

...Middle what?

Where I’m i?!

(city)

Beats me. I just got here.

Oh my God, did you just talk.

Well, yeah. I did. Do I look like a fish to you?

No but your talking and your a dog?!