FAGGOTRON 3000

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[insecuregodcomplex]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[blossposs]

i like that you can tell its interracial cuck porn just from the one frame

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[chainmaiden-deactivated20260205]

in 2026 we're only fucking with the heathens and the harlots

[iiammalikmccain]

If your Dick is pretty.

Reblog 💕

[segamascott]

what if your dick is hideous just horrendous really

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Can you believe this shit

[commandergoretusk]

bullshit

[niedopalek]

come on man

[thunderpibb]

we are fucked

[malliestop]

[ointmented]

Getting high on his own supply... Not cool

[sn4ilsh3llz]

Get High And Notice Basslines

[ntrider]

no pussy from senpai not even a little bit of pussy from senpai

[betterforcemasc]

[misas-dead-brother]

Having friends who arent bi is so sad cuz the gay ones have to deal with trying to date same-sex in a limited pool or even a dangerous climate. And the straight ones have to be in straight relationships.