Kinda Outta Luck

I'm your National Anthem, Boy, put your hands up, Give me a standing ovation. Boy, you have landed, Babe, in the land of, Sweetness and danger, Queen of Saigon.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[sixpenceee]

Truth 😤 

[everythingstarstuff]

[horrorscentral]

Normal cat: goes mrrrp?! after a single touch to their sleeping form

Stepan:

[sweet-bitsy]

Leave Stepan To Sleep 2019

[daddyfuckedme]

[hiyarogah]

i only have one braincell and it’s trying to sing all the parts in bohemian rhapsody at once

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[daddyfuckedme]

[incorrectdrwho]

10: there’s something i need to get off my chest

jack: is it your shirt? please say it’s your shirt

[puddingxbrain]

11 / Jack - Moodboard - Im there for you.

[misbehaving-sorryboutit]

Fave day! International Pizza Day 🤤

[goryhorror]

person trying to help: “Once you’ve hit rock bottom, the only place to go is up!!! :)” me: “….you underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.”

[animationsource]

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?

[weirdmageddon]

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

[doctornolonger]

[misbehaving-sorryboutit]

So stylish ;)