incorrect doctor who

things they probably said

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look at her and her fez 💘💓💗💞💕

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ryan: i’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!

graham: ah good, that’s the spirit!

ryan: OH FUCK WHERE ???

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13: i’m having problems with this girl.

missy: do you mean problems as in “her dead body won’t fit in my car” or problems as in “i fancy her”?

13: um...the second one?

missy: oh, that’s a shame. i could have helped with the first one.

(submitted by @unknownmorsel )

[incorrectdrwho]

hi i’m aware it’s extremely bad but as a family tradition we dress up n go to my granny’s on halloween so !! i’m going as 13!! please don’t judge my messy room and frizzy hair lmao

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yaz, pointing at the spider: stinky

13: no! don’t be mean!

yaz, spraying him with essential oils: stinky bastard man

13: no!!!!!!!

graham, not looking up from his phone: naughty boy. brat arachnid

13, distraught: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(suggested by @newtcubed !)

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ryan: right. you know what. fuck this. i’m done with this week, i just wanna chill now.

13: ryan, it’s two o’oclock on a monday.

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13: has anyone seen my wife?

yaz: well, what does she look like?

13: *sobbing* BEAUTIFULLL I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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psychic: i will now read your mind.

13’s mind: river river river river river river river river river river river river

psychic: what the fuck

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sorry WHATTHE FUCK this is bloody mental it’s been 2 days n i got 100 new followers ??? n one of my posts almost has 1000 notes i am freaking the FCuk our this is wild thank u !! all !! so much !!

(oct 21 2018)

[incorrectdrwho]

[13 just found river after regenerating]

13: hello sweetie

river: oh hello sw-

river: JESUS CHRIST I MARRIED THE WRONG REGENERATION

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river: *crying*

13: what’s wrong??

river: oh it’s just these onions

13: *to the onions* right what the FUCK did you do to my wife i will bloody kiLL YOU

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13 & river: *staring into each other’s eyes*

ryan: *opens a can*

13: kinda having a moment here ??

ryan: yeah, n i’m having a cola! so?

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river: how is the prettiest woman in the universe today?

13: i don’t know, how are yo-

missy: [from another room] I’M GREAT THANKS

[incorrectdrwho]

uhhh what the fck thank u sm for 900 ??? kinda insane i’m in shock

(oct 18 2018)

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ryan: that’s a baaaaad idea, doctor

13: there are no bad ideas! only good ideas that go really really wrong

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13: swear words are illegal now. say one and you’re in biiiig trouble

yaz: heck.

13: you’re on THIN fucking ice

13: ...shit

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graham: i hope you have an explanation for us, doc

13: actually, i have 3! take your pick.