Sentence starters; Jerma edition
"It was a joke! I did it as a fucking joke!"
"If I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball... you're probably dead!"
*Sung really badly* "Oh ThE mIsErY, eVeRy SiNgLe PeRsOn Is My EnEmY"
"I swear to god this is my shoulder it's just weirdly cropped!"
"KILL THEM! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!"
"I think you should stop drinking gasoline."
*Peaks out from underneath the table* "Any scraps for me?"
"I did that on purpose, don't let anyone fucking tell you I didn't."
*Pretends to smoke a cigarette but it's very obviously a tube of ChapStick*
"Do you have a dent in your head?"
"I'm gonna STRANGLE your parents!"
"No, no, no, the thing in the fridge is definitely NOT human meat...."
*Ghost pointing at their dead body* "How do I get in? How do I get back inside??"
*Laying down seductively on a bed* "Who is it?"
"I had... a hellish week."
"I just have a big, fucking, HUGE ass."
"Why am I the crazy guy in the fucking horror movie that nobody believes?"
*Soaking wet, wearing a cat boy outfit* "...Where am I?"
"I got glasses, but I don't really need them, so I put them up there just in case I need to read something.... like your number."
"Hey, (name) here!" *Immediately crashes the car they were driving*
"Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Davinci, they're all DEAD. I remain, you understand? I REMAIN as a performance artist."
"How does that feel, huh? Does that feel weird?"
*Spinning around in a circle* "So long, gay Bowser!"
"You want to fight? You want to fucking fight? Don't fucking come at me!" *completely misses and slaps themselves in the face*
"Don't look over here! DON'T LOOK OVER HERE!"
"...I'm alive... WAIT, I'M ALIVE!"