Clue (1985) Sentence Starters
Starters taken from the 1985 ensemble comedy, Clue. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy! And remember; communism was just a red herring.
"Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
"Don't you think you might spare us this humiliation?"
"Am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?"
""No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?"
"In fact, the double negative is proof positive!"
"What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?"
"Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?"
"It's a matter of life after death; now that he's dead, I have a life."
"This is war, [NAME]. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that!"
"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."
"I enjoy getting presents from strange men."
"You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation."
"I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife!"
"That's what we're trying to find out! We're trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!"
"Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me."
"He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public."
"In fact, the double negative has led to proof positive."
"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"Well, I am willing to believe you. I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do."
"I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for."
"Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C."
"Well, he's certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill him twice?"
"You see, like the Mounties, we always get our man."