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me sending my partner a thousand tiktoks: i hope they watch them :/

me when my partner sends me two tiktoks: omg!! she thought about me :)

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ok im randomly back (tiktok got banned)

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the pain of knowing a little boy who turns into a terrible person. like i knew you. you had a seperate bookmark in your silent reading book cuz you read it to your brother at night. you stuck your head out of a moving car to wave to me when i was in my yard. you wouldn't go to my house because my dog looked scary. you played superheroes with me when we were little. you taught me how to kick a soccer ball, throw a football, hit a baseball. you talked to me on the school bus in the morning before other kids got on about how you didn't think it was fair that boys couldn't play with barbies. you got embarrassed because i caught you lip syncing along to a pop song that was playing over the radio. now you spread homophobic bullshit, laugh at racist jokes, treat women like shit. what happened to that little boy? i miss him.

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this is why the barbie movie hit so hard for me.

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how terribly lovely it is to feel.

[mischeviouspip]

the pain of knowing a little boy who turns into a terrible person. like i knew you. you had a seperate bookmark in your silent reading book cuz you read it to your brother at night. you stuck your head out of a moving car to wave to me when i was in my yard. you wouldn't go to my house because my dog looked scary. you played superheroes with me when we were little. you taught me how to kick a soccer ball, throw a football, hit a baseball. you talked to me on the school bus in the morning before other kids got on about how you didn't think it was fair that boys couldn't play with barbies. you got embarrassed because i caught you lip syncing along to a pop song that was playing over the radio. now you spread homophobic bullshit, laugh at racist jokes, treat women like shit. what happened to that little boy? i miss him.

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hc that everyone calls fred ii deedee to seperate him from his uncle

[nixies-deactivated20231126]

thinking abt service dog padfoot

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service. dog. padfoot.

[moncuries]

i think im getting better at drawring them ao3 & marauders art

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im obsessed

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my bisexual audacity says i can do anything i put my mind to. including hand binding crimson rivers... i've never bound a book before. but you bet your ass i can do this.

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i just found out crimson rivers like 1200 pages.

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regulus would 1000% be the type of dad to just casually drop lore and walk out of the room

[mischeviouspip]

my bisexual audacity says i can do anything i put my mind to. including hand binding crimson rivers... i've never bound a book before. but you bet your ass i can do this.

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today one of my friends started crimson rivers and he told me and i quote, "i heard there's some cute dorlene" and i was like ...oh baby you're gonna break

[mischeviouspip]

none of you know my characters at all but I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS so i'll share whether my characters from my books would be soldier/poet/king

jackson: would expect soldier, would get king

bastian: would expect soldier, would get poet

violet: king. expected king and got king.

barty: would expect king and get king.

pierce: would expect poet, would get king

emmet: solider probably

dahlia: would expect king, would get soldier

alice: would expect soldier, would get king

cassandra: would expect king and get king

hudson: would expect soldier and get soldier

cypress: poet.

lila: would expect poet and get king

theo: soldier.

[theprisonerandthebeast]

the wolfsbane potion they gave remus in POA didnt stop him from transforming to a werewolf, it just left him his human intelligence. so i therefore imagine remus locked up somewhere discreetly during the full moon, werewolf form, reading a book or some human shit and im laughing so hard

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BRO I WAS JUST REREADING CHAPTER 67 AND I REALIZED AFTER MARLENE SIRIUS IS DISSOCIATED THE WHOLE TIME

[mayzarbewithyou-deactivated2023]

my mommy says ur mean. /j

nooooo this just made me so sad not this 😭 my mommy issues can't take this. "Authors are mean" IM SORRY

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it's okay, like i said, i am also a very mean author.

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crimson rivers chapter 66 spoilers!!!

me, walking downstairs: hi :(

my mom: hi

me: my fanfiction updated. it was sad.

mom, definitely not laughing at me a little: it's always sad

me: yeah, but barty died.

mom: oh, no. barney.

me, jokingly: no barty! he just DIED, mom, you could at least get his name right.