The Rumour Mill

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So Mia and James? It always seems to end back up there. Then again she spent an awful lot of time with the Nott boy at the Masquerade. But isn't she still with Gawain?

Mia what happened to you? Weren’t you Head Girl at some point? My how the mighty have fallen into a ditch. Mia and James doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. Those two have had their little roller coaster ride since their seventh years. So they are probably hooking up behind the dumpster. Darius Nott? Well that wouldn’t surprise me either, she’s barking up the tree of those bad boys. Good girl’s do always want to go bad. Lastly, her and Gawain? Maybe they had a falling out? You never hear of those couples that never do anything wrong, only those that bend the rules. 

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Rumor has it that someone is cooking a bun in their oven. Any ideas who?

My bets are on Loraly, Rose, or Alice. Loraly just seems to jump from Peter to Frank, so who knows, they could have done the nasty. Rose and Scorpius seem to be hot as ever, so who knows, maybe they did it in his overly large house. Malfoy’s rich, so he can afford those fancy toys. Lastly, Alice. Well she and Demetri-loser seem to enjoy getting all up on one another, so maybe they finally decided to get in his bed and well… You know. Either, someone’s going to have a mini them wandering around, and that’s another person we can toss off a cliff if necessary.

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No rumors? Someone's hiding gossip. I'm interested in knowing who. 

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I say, it's clearly someone who is a rebel. I'm not going to be mean, oh am I kidding. Let's all point fingers to the children of parents who were rebels back in the Good-Ol'-Days. So Potters, Longbottoms, and Weasley spawn. All of them are probably holding it, they are just too lazy to fess up. I can assure you, I will be at that party, and I will figure it out. What can I say? I like to know things. 

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Albus and Pom. Adorable or makes you want to hurl?

There’s adorable, then there’s hurl worthy, then there’s whatever Pom and Albus are. They are so far beyond sickly sweet that I can feel hordes of first getting hyper just from looking at them. They better tone it down soon, or when their first fight comes they’re going to have no idea how to handle it. After all, the honeymoon period can’t last forever, kiddos. I don’t think anyone’s stomachs would be able to handle it if it did.

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Do you know what would make me happy? If someone sent me rumors, I get bored easily with you people. So come and indulge me. 

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So Demetri and Scorpius seem to be disagreeing a lot. Do you think there's a chance of those two to ever become real brothers?

Of course not. As I said earlier, Malfoy doesn’t share. Not now, not ever. Why would he want to? He’s the son of someone rich and famous. Demetri is so loyal and humble and would never do anything wrong, not ever! He’s off with Little Longbutt and they are happy skipping through a field of daisies and other things. While, Malfoy, is revisiting his past. Demetri is sweet, while Scorpius is sour. Demetri’s life is in Scorpius’ hands, so if they wish to get along, Demetri better start bending. 

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Older Potter looks a bit suspicious, coming home looking so bad... Doesn't he?

Why of course, dearest anon. I mean, have you seen him? He’s good looking beyond belief. No normal good looking boy comes home looking like he lost a bar fight a bear. I bet, he’s up to something. Probably having to do with his overly large ego, or his father-like curly hair. Either way, I’m sure we will find out soon enough, Potter can’t keep his loud mouth closed for long. 

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Do you know how much I don't care? Quite a bit, you'd be surprised. So his lover ran away, cry me a river, actually don't Rose Weasley has managed to do that for me enough and so has Alice Longbottom. Anyway, so Natalia is gone for vacation or something, probably with a guy hotter than you, move on Lazar. It's okay. There are better girls out there for you! Rose Weasley is single, go date her! Or I'm sure there is another Longbottom sister some place hiding in a hole! Either way, find something to make your loneliness vanish. You look like a pathetic puppy. 

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No. All of them are going to end up in prison just like they all deserve. I know it's terrible, but it's the truth. I mean really, raise your hand if you think you can stand up to the Ministry. If you just raised your hand in the air, you deserve to not be reading this any longer. 

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What an interesting question, that I get to be mean about. Finally. So yes, once upon a time there was a prince named Fredward and he found this princess named Reilly and, we're done here. Basically I don't think she could handle. Who knows, Fred seemed to have wormed his way into her heart, and Reilly seems to have opened up to him like a stupid flower, so they might make a good family. Is the littlest Wood ready to move onto someone after she just got out of her previous engagement?  Whose to say. What I do know, is that Fred better be up  to have a high flying girl as his wife. 

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Oh dear, oh dear. Mr. Malfoy you have come across my desk quite often in the past couple of days. Yes, oh yes it is a shock that they moved in so fast, but it doesn't surprise me. Like the rest of his family, when Scorpius sees something he wants, he doesn't hesitate to take it. That being said, since they did rush things, they might end, or they might not. Only time will tell. Though with his past history with Rose, we can judge that this relationship too will end in a train wreck. 

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Demetri, you’ve been a Malfoy for what? A day? And you’re already chasing after your brother’s girl? Shame on you. I don’t see why you’re Frank’s favorite, you’re just trying to get with all of his sisters. Next thing we know, I’ll hear about you dating Pomona. Wow. Oh well, I guess Fincher’s more of a player than I thought. Albus and Scorpius had better watch out, or they might find themselves single. As for Alice, well, is it really any shock to you? His ‘favourite girl’ is Reilly, his best friend is Annabeth, and his new little playmate is Pomona. It looks like you’re the odd one out, Alice. Oh well. And I thought you two were going to go far in life— I guess not. 

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I couldn't agree with you more. This pair is just.. I don't even know. Am I going to say that they are cute? No, that's not needed. I'm going to keep this very short, because they gross me out. Lazar either you make a move, and get hitched to her, or you guys just have to stop. Just. It's too much. Stop it. 

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This is just ignorant. We all know that Mason is one to flirt, but we also know that he never has anything going for him. But somehow, he managed to get Lilian Luna Potter out of her cave of depression and loneliness, and have her date him. That's a shock to me. Especially since the pair don't even go that well together. Just no. Of course, Lily isn't the only one Mason has been attempting to get with. He's practically chased after the skirt of every female creature in Diagon Alley. Don't worry, Mason, someone is bound to love you. Not. 

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How is this even a secret? This is something that has been going on since, what? Sixth year? Grow up people. Yes. She kissed him. He kissed her. Whatever. The only thing that's surprising is that this happened while miss Rose Weasley was dating sir Aidrik Higgs. Rumor has it, Higgs dropped Rose after he found out that Rose had run to her long lost love, Scorpius! It's like some dramatic movie! Look at that Scorpius, you manage to end relationships all by a kiss. You, mate, are talented. So Higgs is single, Rose is desperate, and Scorpius is taken, who is going to end up heart broken, next? Will it be the Malfoy or the Weasley? My bets are on the whoever is more desperate for love. 

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This is another beautiful thing I've been waiting to write about. Oh but I hate being mean to people from nice houses.. That's a lie, I could care less. Yes it looks like Lysander Scamander abandoned little miss Reilly Wood. It's a shame, isn't it? He's finally moved on from the boring baker girl that he's been engaged to for five years, and found someone who wants to jump right in. Seems perfect for him. There's a positive to these two splitting ways, though. It looks like Fred Weasley is making his move on her and by the looks of it, things with them are going very well. See, there's a silver lining in every grey cloud, right?  Sort of. Not really.